Teenagers are boiling used sanitary pad and diapers to get high
A woman who identifies as a vampire stabbed her boyfriend because he was a werewolf.
A New Jersey man blamed his DWI on the New York Jets because the Jets suck
Swiss cheese maker plays music to his cheese to make it taste better
A man’s runny nose was actually leaking brain fluid
A Dutch teen dies after inhaling deodorant spray to get high
A parrot’s fire alarm impression was so good the firefighters were called
The police locked up angry Raccoons drunk on Crabapple hooch until they sober up
Maltese city welcomes an Archbishop in a Porsche sports car pulled by children
Woman beats a McDonald’s manager over ketchup
Alabama sheriff’s office mistakenly orders $24,000 in rolls of toilet paper
A cannibal turned himself into the police while holding a human hand and foot and said, “I am tired of eating human body parts”
Pilot misses the airport landing in Australia after falling asleep during the flight
Houston area ATM mistakenly dispenses $100 bills instead of $10
Pet psychic claims she can communicate with animals, both alive and dead despite being allergic to them
Florida man repeatedly stabbed a woman in the head with a fork because his baked potato was too hard
Losing Republican Congressman says too many people are allowed to vote
Cruel boss dunks an employee’s face in a boiling hotpot as a joke
Scientists ate Legos to see how long it takes to poop them out
Racist white woman sues Bank of New York Mellon; claims she was fired because she’s a racist white woman
Wedding photographer arrested after having sex with a guest and urinating on a tree while on the job
Silent discos face ban because they’re too noisy
A woman who claims she married a 300-year-old ghost wants a divorce
Girl calls 911 because she had to clean her room
NYC kosher cops forced a restaurant to cancel the booking of a lesbian Jewish comic
32 years ago, an Aeroflot pilot made a bet he could land an airplane blind. Guess what? He didn’t
School principal bans candy canes because the “J” shape stands for Jesus
Man gets lung infection after sniffing his own socks
Megachurch pastor criticized for buying his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini
Santa shot at while driving on a Texas freeway
World’s prettiest man has to show his ID to prove he’s a male
Red meat and potatoes banned from World Pie eating contest over farting fears
KFC fire logs will make your home smell like fried chicken
A judge forces a deer poacher to watch “Bambi” at least once a month for one year
A cat climbed into a cardboard box and was accidentally posted 700 miles away
Admitted child sexual abuser walks free after the prosecutor arrives to court drunk
Arizona man allegedly fatally shoots his roommate over their choice of music
St Louis woman says someone stole her tiny house
Indiana mom left kids by themselves while they watched the film Home Alone
McDonalds’s customer was arrested for trying to buy food with marijuana in the drive-thru
Shirtless calendar of Vladimir Putin is No. 1 with Japanese women
Arkansas Minister sells believers “Heavenly Air” in mason jars
Canadian curling team removed from competition for being extremely drunk
Shopping center is sorry for the polar bear anal Christmas display
A woman missed her flight and decided to break through security and chase the plane down
Chinese writer gets 10 years in prison for writing a gay sex novel
Florida family playing “Call of Duty” video game had the police called on them by concerned neighbors
Wrestler El Cuervo hospitalized after getting hit in the head with a concrete block
Convicted sex offender is bailed out of jail after his mom wins $15 million lotto in Texas
An Italian town catches 58,000 speeding cars in two weeks
Michigan hunter was rescued after dangling upside down in a tree stand
A man who was arrested for threatening to blow up a bathroom says he meant poop – not bomb
Two Arkansas football players are suspended after chatting with the opposing team’s cheerleaders before the game
A Moroccan woman was arrested after she cooked her boyfriend and served his body with rice
A Polish airline asked the passengers for cash so that they could pay for a repair bill, so the plane could depart
Camels escape from the circus and take a trip to a Lidl supermarket
Japanese man marries a virtual popstar because he distrusts real women
A drunk Mississippi man drove his truck into a courthouse to report his drugs were stolen
A couple who named their baby Adolf Hitler was found guilty of being members of a banned neo-Nazi group
People are paying $200 for designer Thanksgiving turkeys
A woman claims that a possessed doll attacked her boyfriend because it was jealous
McDonald’s worker is accused of assaulting a manager with crispy bacon
95-year-old man wakes up at his own funeral and says he was just taking a nap
Escape artist had to be rescued after he starts drowning in a tank filled with water
High school students give Nazi salute in group photo
A deer slammed into the car windshield of a New Jersey woman’s car and landed in the back seat
Wisconsin company gives all their employees a gun for Christmas
Kansas City Health Department pours bleach on food intended for the needy
Ryanair plane impounded; 149 passengers kicked off due to unpaid bill