……The old world is not coming back…..no matter who wins the new presidential election….
NOVEMBER 4th…..I woke up to a …..what in the hell is going on?…..
NOVEMBER 5th…….REALLY?
WHEN WAS THE LONGEST ELECTION IN MODERN US HISTORY?…..Don’t even try it….y’all don’t know….except for my big brother Paul…here’s a hint….if it worked the first time…..and if it ain’t broke….why not try again….the first one lasted 35 days…..figured it out yet?
FLORIDA MAN THINKS HE HEARS AN INTRUDER….SHOOTS AND KILLS HIS PREGNANT WIFE…..Someone said to me…..the perfect response for more stricter gun control laws…. “People are so quick with their fucking guns.”
DEUTSCHE BANK WANTS TRUMP TO PAY $340 DEBT IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ELECTION…..This is the person who wants to Make America Great Again….and can’t even handle his own business….now is this part of the $900+ million he already owes….or is this something else?….they want to sell off his loans….but word on the street is…..it’s unlikely anyone will buy his debts…..the bank over the years.…has loan him more than $2 billion….I don’t know who this idiot is in this scenario….but someone working in the bank believes he could pay it back…..or he knows he can’t…..the bank says he hasn’t missed a payment…..but…..the bank fears an investigation into his shady dealings….dealings going back for decades….the bank just wants to get his mess off their plate….before Elizabeth Warren opens the door and kicks it in…..in other words….they want their money…..and want to cover their asses…..everyone knows why “STUPID” is afraid to lose the election…..because he knows he’s going to be prosecuted up the yin-yang.
PRINCE WILLIAM REPORTEDLY TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 IN APRIL…..Just goes to show ya…. “Rona” doesn’t give a damn who you are.
JAMES BOND’S NEW 007 IS A BLACK WOMAN…..To the ones who have a problem with this idea….I’ll repeat myself…..James Bond…..is the call name for the spy…..being….James Bond…..got it?
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Lil Pump joins Trump onstage after being introduced as Lil Pimp
Michigan cemetery desecrated with “Pro Trump” messages
NOVEMBER 6th……. “OH, FOR CHRIST SAKES……PICK SOMEBODY DAMNIT!”…..I thought it was a fitting number for “STUPID” when the news let us know how many votes he was leading by in Georgia……666!
MAORI FACIAL TATTOO GETS VISIBILITY BOOST FOLLOWING APPOINTMENT OF NEW ZEALAND FOREIGN MINISTER…..Major props to sister Nanaia Mahuta….she was name the first Indigenous female foreign minister….she wears the traditional Maori tattoos….known as Moko…..in 2016 she took part in a tattooing ceremony and became the first female member of parliament to wear the lip and chin markings….or moko kauae…..these tats offer positive ways to enable cultural expression and pride in being Maori…..and carry a huge cultural significance for the wearer….telling a visual story that connects Indigenous people to their ancestors….this tradition is really deep….and a good morning breakfast read…..check it out.
STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAYINGS…..Most of life is choices – the rest is pure dumb luck – Marian Erickson
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE…..Herbert….the quarterback for the Chargers…..what in the hell does this kid have to do….to win a game?….he’s killing it….unfortunately…..the rest of the team…..doesn’t have his back…..because they suck…..he would be the perfect back-up QB for…..Raider Nation.
WILBER THE FRENCH BULLDOG IS MAYOR OF A TINY KENTUCKY TOWN…..I could make a Trump joke….but I won’t…..I’ll just say…..the state re-elected Moscow Mitch McConnell.
A BIDEN CAMPAIGN STATEMENT:…. “As we said on July 19th, the American people will decide this election. And the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House”…..you may want to stay and say you’re not leaving….trust me…..you’re leaving….and hopefully, your next residence is about….6×4….in a Max prison….with a roommate named Bubba.
THANKS FOR THIS ONE NICOLE……Why can’t Trump go the White House anymore?…..because it’s for Biden.
IT’S FUNNY HOW….The “All Lives Matter” crowd….is extremely upset to learn that….. “All Votes Matter.”
WHILE THIS ELECTION IS GOING ON…..We haven’t realized something very important….after Joe Biden wins…..we won’t have anything to talk about…..because “STUPID” will be gone…..he’s dominated the news since day one….and all we did was talk about his stupidity….and his friends……so, what are we going to talk about once he’s gone?
THANKS FOR THIS ONE LOIS…. “Imagine being a German person in the 1930’s and saying…. “I don’t hate Jews and I have nothing against them, and I am a nice person. But I believe Hitler is doing great things for the economy even though I don’t condone everything he says, he still has my vote.” – that is what all Republican sound like who still supports Trump.