…..I love you so much….just imagine how boring your life would be….if you didn’t have me around to annoy you…..xoxoxo
A SOUTH FLORIDA WOMAN….Lord, please help the stupid…..this “Stooopid” woman said….the reason her husband….and her child….was born Black is because….he drank “TOO” much coffee….yes, I do believe she majored in cafeteria when she attended something called high school….science didn’t make her learning curriculum roster…..because I’m sure….DNA and genetics might’ve popped up….on a pop quiz…..and for him to believe her…..the one good thing going for that baby is…..his daddy didn’t need to drink coffee….for him to look like he does….and daddy’s genes might be a plus because the other side of the pool…..that’s the shallow side.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A man dipping his finger into Yellowstone hot spring, accidentally falls in a dissolves
A man in Singapore is suing a woman for $3 million dollars for just wanting to be friends, not partners
A little child was suspended from school for telling his teacher her smells like a “dead hippos ass”
The sacred hall housing Japan’s “eternal flame” was destroyed by fire
An LAPD officer who recorded his colleague’s racist comments was charged with felony eavesdropping
A teacher was arrested for clapping in support of opposing data centers
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabels every country at a global conference
A woman was arrested for allegedly pointing a gun at a KFC employee in an effort to speed up her order
A Georgia first grade student with autism was suspended for biting his sandwich into the shape of a gun
A Michelin-starred restauranter faces jail for using ants as dessert garnish
A Colorado woman’s name was too long to fit on her Medicare insurance card which caused her claim to be denied
eBay agreed to pay nearly $50 million to a couple who were sent cockroaches and a bloody pig mask
Donald Trump and the Dept. of Agriculture planned tariffs on Wakanda
A bear trapped inside a SUV honked the horn all night long
A Men’s-only gym seeks to protect Christian men from lust
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……
NIKKI GLASER….explains why she allows her boyfriend….to sleep with other women….I really don’t care….
MEET JOHN TRAVOLTA’S…..5 famous siblings…..including the one sister who starred in Happy Days…..no…..and I really don’t care….
THERE IS A PLANET….called 55 Cancri E…..which is 40 light years away…..and scientists suspect its surface is made out of diamonds and graphite….well what good is that going to do anybody?….and I really don’t care….
AN AUSTRAILIAN MAN….attempted to sell New Zealand on eBay in 2006….ok, that’s funny….I like New Zealand…..
CLUELESS TOURIST JUMPS….into rapid water….near a 262-foot waterfall to retrieve….a dropped cell phone…..humans…..and I really don’t care….
HIGH PSILOCYBIN DOSES….has an incredible effect….on elderly dementia patients…..yes, it does have an effect even if you don’t have dementia…..yeah, I care…..
13 REASONS OLDER WOMEN….say they’re happier without husbands….I can come with two….men would say they’re happier without a wife…..and I really don’t care….
AM I THE ONLY ONE….To notice…..they’re not talking about the Epstein files anymore?