…..Now he was judged by a jury of his peers….he was found not guilty of killing a person….he was found not guilty…there were no witnesses….but he was found not guilty…..some think it was “Old Southern Justice”…..he was found not guilty….OJ all over again….and he was found not guilty!….for once I agree with Al Sharpton…this is a “Slap in the face to those that believe in justice.”….. “HEADLINES IN THE PRESS”….Only In American can a black boy go on trial for his own murder….For me, this was going down to whether white women view themselves as white first….If Zimmerman were black he never would’ve been charged with a crime….No shame-Trayvon Martin is Emmett Till….Weapon used to kill Trayvon Martin will be returned….Ann Coulter On George Zimmerman Verdict: “Hallelujah!”…Who to blame for Zimmerman trial…..George Zimmerman verdict an atrocity……Jury Let Trayvon Martin killer go….Oakland, CA riots reported after Trayvon protests…..George Zimmerman not guilty, but not really free.
288 DOLPHINS FOUND DEAD ALONG EAST COAST….Well, I guess Miami won’t be going to the Super Bowl.
GUINEA PIG SEX TOO LOUD? GERMAN UNIVERSITY’S RESEARCH ANIMALS AFTER NEIGHBOR COMPLAINS….I didn’t even know they made noises.
EUROPE’S MARIJUANA CAPITAL ISN’T AMSTERDAM….It’s Gjrokastra, Albania….Yeah ok….but Amsterdam is closer!
DEAD SHARK WINDS UP ON NY SUBWAY…Only in New York….I guess you can blame the “Jets.”….oh come on people….West Side Story?
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….. Man ate 120 Twinkies in 6 minutes
Kentucky police shipped mentally ill inmate to Florida by Greyhound bus – then charge him with escape
Drunk mom Naomi Pleasant asked a teenage couple if they wanted a threesome before telling another woman she was too fat to join in
Google and Levi’s are teaming up to make computerized pants
NRA unhappy with Obama over new rule to keep guns out of hands of mentally ill and domestic abusers
Women only watch football to stare at men’s thighs: Saudi Cleric
German police alerted to armed mob, find asparagus pickers (At least they didn’t shoot)
Woman attacks boyfriend, his car and house with a baseball bat
Beard Patrols: Can’t grow a beard, go to jail
Judge rules firefighter too drunk to know he’d hit cyclist not guilty of hit and run
Dumbledore and Gandalf to marry in front of gay-hating church m.p.h
AMERICAN TOURIST BREAKS FINGER OFF STATUE IN FLORENCE MUSEUM….I guess the “Do Not Touch” sign was in Italian.
10 THINGS YOU KNOW YOU WILL NEVER DO IN YOUR LIFETIME….1 – Have lunch with the Queen of England, 2 – Be a Rocket Scientist, 3 – Swim the English Channel, 4 – See Rosario Dawson up close and butt-naked, 5 – Teleport, 6 – Punch Donald Trump in the face, 7 – Understand stupidity, 8 – See the ancient ruins in Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan, 9 – Become President of the United States, 10 – Search for Alien life (unless I go to Walmart again).
OPRAH GETS SWISS APOLOGY FOR RACIST ENCOUNTER…..Oh no this woman didn’t…she actually told Oprah a $38,000 bag was too expensive for her…fool, the woman makes over $77 million a year….that bag was too expensive for me!
10 WAYS TO KILL TIME AT THE AIRPORT….1 – Wait until someone is going to clean the bathroom and then stand in the door, jump up and down and tell them you have a bladder problem….2 – Make up a language and ask people where your gate is…..3 – Read a book…..and when someone approaches you tell them you’re deaf….4 – Stare at people and make them think you’re on the same flight…5 – Order food and when it comes tell the waiter you’re allergic to it – and then do it again…6 – Check-in, check-out, check-in, check-out if only to give the TSA people something to do…7 – Start a friendly conversation with someone and then tell them how your entire family disappeared and you don’t remember anything….8 – Fire up a joint and pass it around….9 – Tell the stewardess, “I got this, you sit and chill.”…10 – Before you board the plane do the “Humpty-Dance.”
REJECTED FLORIDA LICENSE PLATES….Florida is one weird state….who would ride around with plates that say….”PER VERT – HASAGUN – ICU PEE – ADULTERY – LUV HOES – MOR SEX – IPASGAS – WE-SWING…..and my favorite: MO ASS.”