…..Fine with me!…the condom works with a layer of chemicals on the surface….which will attach to bacteria and viruses from STD’s….now, let’s get to the colors….and if you’re married….you will love your partner more….if not….you are seriously going to re-think one night stands….so,….GREEN…Chlamydia….YELLOW….Herpies…..PURPLE….presence of the human Papillomavirus which causes genital warts….BLUE….Syphilis….their point for creating them is one I agree with… “We wanted to create something that makes harmful STD’s safer than before, so people can take immediate action in the privacy of their own homes without the invasive procedures at the doctor’s.”
LSD FOR BREAKFAST MAKES YOU BETTER AT YOUR JOB, SCIENTISTS SAYS…LSD for breakfast would make it impossible for you to find your job… “Stupid Study People” again.
THIS MAN LITERALLY GAVE HIS EX HALF OF EVERYTHING….Hey, I like this guy….the German court said… “You divorce her – you have to give her half of everything”….so he did…he cut the chairs in half….the bed…the TV….the phone…he cut the damn car in half…everything they owned together…he gave her half of it…and left a note… “Thank you for 12 beautiful years Laura. You’ve really earned your half. Greeting’s to my successor.”….what?….he did what the court told him to do!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID… Thousands lose power when a naked woman crashes into Seattle utility pole
Hot, unclothed man enters WalMart, douses himself with milk
Red eyes while swimming caused by urine, not chlorine
Artist creates Donald Trump piñata for angry Mexicans
Texas pastor Rick Scarborough is willing to be burned to death to oppose gay marriage Man attacks woman with a hatchet after she breaks into his home to use the bathroom
Man robs woman at gun point, uses stolen credit card to buy condoms
Man tries to blow up foreclosed home with a bowling ball
“No sex jokes please,” French government advises travelers to U.S.
Eddie Van Halen blames guitar picks for giving him tongue cancer
Woman tried to smuggle 1.5kg (3 pounds) of liquid cocaine inside her breast implants say Colombian police
Man drives himself to police station – asks for DUI arrest
WIFE OF ISRAELI MINISTER TWEETS JOKE ABOUT “BLACK AND WEAK” OBAMA….And this coming from a Politician’s wife’s mouth….hey, I’m not blaming him…just mentioning his wife….and since we’re on the subject of Israel…I wanna talk about them….if I piss you off….I’m very sorry…..but……now this is a nation which has survived one of the greatest atrocities ever…and notice I said.. “One Of ”….but here’s the kicker….if anyone would be able to understand someone else’s plight….it should be them…so my question is this….in 2013…why were you forcibly injecting Ethiopian women with the powerful birth control drug called Depo-Provera?….why does 33 percent of the population condone violence against African migrants?….and in 2012….a Politician named Miri Regev called Africans migrants a “Cancer in the body of the Nation”….and 52 percent of the population agreed…..and why are you giving Africans only two choices… “Go back to Africa – or go to prison” 30 days to accept your offer of $3,500 in cash and a one-way ticket to the country of their choice…or face jail time in Sharonim Prison?…but yet you continue to shove your historical pain into the world’s face anytime you have a chance to do it…..as if you’re the only race which has suffered….and you’re still collecting War Reparations from Germany…which you truly deserve…and I can think of others….who deserve…reparations…but if you really want to tell a story…why don’t you tell the ones….which include 1,000’s of Jewish slave owners in America!…..just sayin’….only my opinion!….and don’t let me get Biblical!….and what’s up with the recent arson attack on a Catholic Church….by Jewish zealots?
INDIANA JONES NAMED GREATEST MOVIE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME POLL….Yeah,…it’s a great character…but greatest?….here’s a few of my favorite Character(s) picks…Al Pacino as Michael in The Godfathers……Bruce was good in the Die Hards….Pinhead is cool in The Hellraisers….Keanu in Matrix….Danny and Mel in the Lethal Weapons….Rocky of course….I’m surprised he could read the script when they got to the fourth film….my man Jason in The Transporter ….Tom in the Mission Impossible flicks…Tom is fun to watch…because he’s so nuts…he’ll try anything and make it look great….Matt Damon doing his Bourne thing.….here’s the… “They Couldn’t Get the Casting Right”….Superman…after Christopher Reeve….they should’ve shut it down….same with James Bond…Sean was Bond….but my man Daniel Craig flipped the script…because now Bond can really take someone out….Batman….you should’ve started with Christian Bale…and for those of you who think he can’t act….watch Empire of the Sun…..and now… “The Ladies”….Underworld…hey, Kate was kickin’ some butt…..The Matrix….Carrie-Anne Moss made me love leather again….Resident Evil…..you do not want her as an ex-wife…and the Queen…Sigourney Weaver….Aliens…the…”Perfect Casting”….Robert Downey Jr…..as Iron Man…no question… “Classic”….The Nutty Professor!…. “And My All-Time Favorite”…..Shaquille O’Neal in…Kazaam…man I can watch it over and over again…because it’s so…enlightening!
PRIVATE PRISONS SUES STATES FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH PRISONERS….So the question will be…do I want to go to the FEMA camps…and we all know how well camps worked during the course of history…or do I want to go to prison…or the new plantations…and we all know how well plantations worked during the course of history.
GERMAN NGO ORGANIZES “RENT A JEW” PROGRAM …..The Munich based European Janusz Korczak Academy launched a….rent a Jew…project in late June that seeks to create contact between German Jews and non-Jewish Germans…since many people in Germany have not had a chance to meet Jews in Germany…young German Jews are available to speak before schools, religious groups and other institutions…in order to build interpersonal contacts for young people….Eva Haller (she came up with this stupid idea)…says the academy project is a variation of the Jew in the Box exhibit in the Berlin Jewish Museum….several years ago…which had a Jewish person sitting in a glass enclosure with an opening and answering questions…and that idea pissed people off globally.