……And some of them…yep! “Humans share about 50 percent of DNA with bananas”….that’s not saying much about us on the intelligence chart….this is disgusting…. “Every day the average person swallows about a quart of…snot.”….. “There is enough fuel in a full jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world”….. “Men process the female voice with the part of the brain that processes music”….and I am so cool with that….. “If the human brain were a computer, it could perform 38 Thousand-Trillion operations per second. The world’s most powerful supercomputer, Blue Gene, can manage .002% of that”….maybe we’re not so stupid after all…just have to learn how to use it well…. “You replace every particle in your body every seven years. You are literally not the same person you were seven years ago….God I hope not…otherwise, I didn’t learn a thing…but I agree with that…some call it an itch…and it’s always been a change for me….hey, it’s Wednesday….so here’s something to discuss around the water cooler… “Continuous farting for six years and nine months would create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb”….talk about a dirty bomb…great, something else to worry about…. “NASA has successfully beamed Wi-Fi internet to the moon”…. “WHY THE F…FOR?”…what is wrong with NADA….sorry, NASA?….what? The rates are cheaper there?….and who in the hell are “YOU” talking too?…and are they on Facebook?….and last but not least….ya’ll know me…and I love to leave you with a WTF?…so, here we go…sorry, “A portion of the water you drink has already been drunk by someone else, maybe several times over.”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID… “Masturbating men will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife;” say Muslim televangelist
German grandmother gives birth to quadruplets at age 65
One-third of American eight-graders think Canada is a dictatorship
Sausage dispute leads to the arrest of a man named Bacon
Alejandro Melendez puts 911dispatcher on hold to complete drug deal
Super-hot Chili kills amateur Chef
Florida police tase nude man walking his dog; he blames Allah and Bruce Willis
Rubber sidewalk installed in Iowa town to prevent damage to beer kegs
Penguin knighted in Norway
Police in Wichita, Kansas arrested a 22-year-old-man at an airport after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 dollar bills
A South African man shot his friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other’s head
Chico, California City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within the city limits
CHICAGO POLICE PUT ANTLERS ON BLACK MAN AND POSED FOR PICTURES….If this photo is real…..that’s beyond racist and disgusting….Timothy McDermott and Jerome Finnigan….are holding rifles…while a black man lies on the floor…looking dazed and with antlers on his head…as if he were a prized, big buck they hunted down…the photo was taken between 1999 and 2003….the Chicago Police Dept. kept it hidden until a judge refused to keep it under seal…..Finnigan is now serving 12 yrs in prison….he was a dirty cop…a member of Special Ops Section until 2006….he was charged with leading a gang of fellow officers who robbed suspects, illegally invaded homes and stole thousands of dollars in cash.
ILLINOIS COUPLE WELCOMES THEIR 100th GRANDCHILD….Good Lord!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…. Cheating husband leaves mistress sex tape on the bus
Man threatens suicide, police kill him
Mistrial declared by Judge in Seabrook, NH police brutality case because juror believes marijuana gives the user “super-human strength”
Indiana woman gets forked in the eye at BBQ for taking the last rib
Thief smashes car window but leaves $1 million lottery ticket behind
Woman nearly dies after swallowing kitchen spatula to try and clear her throat
Sex predator knocked out after pouncing on woman kickboxer
Man accidently fined for not wearing a helmet while driving a car
Once “Father and Son” now a married couple
Syphilis soars 79% in Rhode Island, thanks to social media
Australia to import micro wasp to wage war against plague of crazy ants
After 8 centuries rats exonerated in spread of Black Death – Gerbils are implicated
EGYPTIAN CEMETERY WITH 1 MILLION BODIES STUMPS SCIENTISTS….Yeah, that would stump me too…Archaeologists from Brigham Young University have been digging up the place for the past 30 years….they’ve found 1,700 bodies so far…they say the bodies date back to times when Egypt was a Roman province…from the 1BC onward….a small pyramid was found near the site….but that dates back more than 4,500 years…before the mummies were buried…and of course they found beautiful artifacts and stuff…and as far as they are concerned…the biggest mystery to them is…there was a large number of blonde and red-headed mummies….and the bodies were segregated from each other and buried together….blonde/blonde…red/red…..to explain it to you as if you were a four-year-old….they haven’t a clue!
PORTUGAL DECRIMINALIZES ALL DRUGS AND WATCHES OVERDOSES FALL…And they did this back in…2001….weed, cocaine, heroin…you name it…it’s on the list…for them it’s a public health issue not a criminal one…yeah, they’re still considered illegal…but if you’re busted with them…you get a small fine and referred to a treatment program…not jail or a criminal record…our mindset back home basically is…if you make any attractive commodity available at a lower cost, you will have more users….you chocolate junkies….you better start hiding because sugar is addictive…and the funny thing in regards to Portugal…drug use has dropped….and HIV cases among drug users is way down…three drug overdose deaths for every 1,000,000 citizens.
DEAD JOCKEY WON A HORSE RACE….Seriously, I’m not kidding….on June 4, 1923….jockey Frank Hayes blew out the gate on his horse Sweet Kiss…. at Belmont Park on Long Island…during the race he had a heart attack and died….when he crossed the finish line he was declared the winner….they realized something was wrong when he fell out of his saddle…lifeless.