….My boys Cheech and Chong posted this….and how can you not agree with them….so here are the ones which made me say,… “Oh Hell No!”….Mekong River Eel Wine….you swallow a Eel….Cobra Wine…there is a cobra inside the jar….Bacon Vodka…really?….Baby Mice Rice Wine…blame South Korea and China for this one…..Pizza Beers….and there you go…save money….you want a pizza and a beer….Scorpion Vodka….and I kid you not…there is a Scorpion sitting on the bottom of your glass….and waiting for you to do something really stupid…..Seagull Wine….ah,….dead birds made into wine….yeah, I agree….Mescal….now I really have a story behind “The Worm”….and those of you who remember what we did in Tijuana…could you refresh my memory one day……and last but definitely a WTF…Chicha….which is made with corn and….human spit!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…. Oregon man asks city to ban farting
Legislature considers bill allowing hunters to wear pink in effort to attract more women
“Tanks don’t need Visas,” Putin aide tells the West
Tristan Thompson doesn’t eat seafood because fish eat their own poo
Astronaut reads “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” in space
Man loses hat during police chase, arrested after returning to crime scene to look for it
Drunk fisherman arrested for catching 122 fish
Bernie Sanders condemns the existence of 23 different deodorant brands while children go hungry
Kenyan lawyer offers President Obama cows, sheep and goats to marry his daughter Malia
Westboro Baptist Church gets Ireland’s flag wrong and declares it hates the Ivory Coast
New Indiana law requires drivers not speeding to move over
WAS THIS THE WORLD’S FIRST MURDER VICTIM?….Now you see,…here is a classic example of…. “you don’t know what to believe”…a bunch of forensic people found a skull…with two blows to the head…and it’s around 430,000 years old….now if you look back up on this page you’ll see….they just found a new species of human….so,….if this guy is new….and we don’t know where the hell he’s from….but “THEY” can actually tell us that this guy was murdered around a time….when none of these techie people even existed….I mean…who’s older?….and didn’t these new people kill people too?….I need a beer!
A NEW SPECIES DISCOVERED….And this one was found a year ago in a cave in Siberia….and no one knows what the hell it is….just like the recent one they found in Ethiopia…and they don’t know what that one is…they say the subjects genome detected traces of what is known as a “Denisovan”….who are considered to be cousins of the Neanderthals….long story short….they don’t know shit!…talking about in-breeding with multiple human-like groups in Europe and Asia more than 30,000 years ago….hey,….stupid people….Europe and Asia didn’t exist 30,000 years ago…it was a giant connected landmass ok!…as far as the in-breeding thing…we’re still doing that….Siberia has some interesting things popping up lately!
HOW AKON PLANS TO PROVIDE ELECTRICITY FOR 600 MILLION AFRICANS….This story was so buried by national news…you would’ve needed a bomb to blow it to the surface…located in Bamako, Mail his Solar Academy will help African engineers and entrepreneurs develop skills that will enable them to produce solar power….experts will also help with training and equipment…the goal is to teach people how to maintain solar powered electricity systems and microgrids….since both systems have been growing quickly in rural parts of Africa…..you go man…great idea!
KALIEF BROWDER: MAN JAILED FOR 3 YEARS WITHOUT A TRIAL COMMITS SUICIDE….How is this even possible?….they said he was accused of stealing a backpack in 2010…even though the police searched him….found no evidence….they took him to Rikers Island prison anyway….and he was kept in solitary confinement for most of his time there…he also sustained numerous beatings…and his meals were withheld….after serving three years….without a trial….the authorities dropped the charges and released him….while at Rikers…he tried to kill himself at least six times….he was 22-years-old.
DOLPH LUNDGREN….You know him?….the big guy from Sweden?….the big Russian guy who knocked Rocky around the boxing ring until his brain turned to Kool-Aid in Rocky 3,047?…yeah him….guess what?…he received a degree in chemistry from Washington State University…a degree in chemical engineering from the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm…a master’s degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney in Sydney, Australia…holds a rank of 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate…was a European champ from 1980 and 1981…was a bodyguard and later dated Grace Jones….moved to NYC and was a bouncer at The Limelight club (and some of us remember walking past him and into the club – or not – it was the 80’s remember?)…and has a long list of films behind him.