…..I love this woman….her husband worked hard every day of his life…and the cheapskate felt he was entitled to keep the money he earned…and was not going to give it away…so he told his wife,… “When I die, I want you to bury me with all of my money because I want to take it with me to the afterlife.”….her friends asked her if she really did that?….and she said,… “Yes I did. I got it all together, put it into my bank account and wrote him a check.”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…. Woman pulls knife on teenagers outside a Taco Bell because the Wi-Fi wasn’t working
Boyband singer collapses on Easy Jet after donning 12 layers of clothes to avoid luggage charge
A man has lost his car for 30 days after he was caught eating a Mcflurry and steering his car with his knees
Driver hurt in train crash: “Don’t bother with me – I’m drunk.”
To help US veterans charity, George W. Bush charged $100,000
Woman drank liquid air freshener that she thought was moonshine
Redheaded teenager told she was too pale to board flight
Democrats in California introduced a bill to ban the words “husband” and “wife”
Government spends $2 million to study nagging wives
Boy calls 911 after playmate tells him to shut up
AUGUSTA WOMAN ATTACKS BOYFRIEND FOR REFUSING SEX….Welcome to the club Georgia….because this one is definitely a “Florida”…..ok,…Tabithia Lee Grooms…asked her boyfriend during the afternoon if he wanted to have sex…he said…. “Nah.”….and she was pissed….so she went out and got her drunk on….came home later….probably slammed the door….and screamed at her boyfriend…. “I went out and f***ed everyone else because you wouldn’t f**k me!”….and then she started whoopin’ up on her boyfriend who was sitting on the sofa…scratching his face, head, neck…biting him….he leaped off the sofa, ran to the bathroom and called 911….Mom came out of the bedroom to see what in the hell was going on….and got punched dead in the face….she booked out the backdoor….now when the cops arrived….she wouldn’t give them her name….and threatened to run them over…..with a baby stroller…..now folks,….I know I’m connected via the tech world with some very intelligent, open-minded thinking people….therefore, I would like you to do me a favor….please look up our girl’s mug shot….and tell me if she had sex with anyone that night…..if you see what I see…you’ll realize why the boyfriend said no!
TWO AMERICANS, ONE BRIT GORED ON THE 1st DAY OF SPAIN’S RUNNING OF THE BULLS….. Bulls – 3 stupid ass tourists – 0….actually the bulls picked off 8 other people…probably just ran them over….and of course Florida has to be represented over there…now Mike Webster (one of the Yanks who got got)…has run with the bulls 38 times over the past 11 years…he took a horn in the armpit…(the Brit took a hit in the groin)…he told the press that he hasn’t decided whether he’ll run again…because he needs to discuss the issue with his wife…..if I was his wife…I’d look at him and say… “Look honey, let me try and understand this. You’re in the hospital because you were running in front of a big steak and got tagged. Now you’re thinking about going back out and run in front of big steaks again? With the possibility of winding up in this hospital room again? Sure, as long as all the insurances are up to date – go ahead!”
DONATIONS POUR IN FOR FILIPINO BOY DOING HOMEWORK IN THE STREET….It is a very powerful photograph….he’s sitting on the street….with his books on what looks like a small work bench….and doing his homework under the light of a McDonald’s….that pic has prompted an international outpour of donations…and his mother is stunned….she makes less than $2 dollars a day….a person walked by…shot it…posted it…and one month later…Daniel Cabrera….started receiving schoolbooks, clothing,,..a reading lamp….and a scholarship fund….mom said he is very studious and determined to obtain an advance degree…he would insist on going to school without lunch money…because she had none to give…all the best Daniel!
WHAT’S SO WRONG ABOUT BEING A BEAUTY QUEEN?…..Well,….the appearance schedule would be a bit stressful for me….and the heels….would kill me….but to tell you the truth…I don’t think I look good in a one piece bathing suit.
RUSSIAN MAN CLAIMS HIS SKIN HAS BECOME DARKER AFTER LIVER TRANSPLANT FROM AFRICAN-AMERICAN DONOR…. Semen Gendler was diagnosed with hepatitis C and cancer….and since he does a lot of business in the States….he asked his partners to arrange a liver transplant soon….otherwise he was a goner….so he received one from a 38-year-old African-American…and it saved his life…but then his friends noticed while he was recovering from his illness….his skin was turning darker….and the doctors in the USA confirmed that his skin darkening is related to the liver transplant….and there have been documented cases of this happening before….talk about the film Watermelon Man happening in real life…..he just became a Ralph Ellison….Invisible Man!…he says the new skin color doesn’t bother him….the most important thing is….he’s alive.
DENVER POLICE DEPARTMENT….I mentioned a few good stories involving Denver Police officers before….here’s another one…the Ethiopian soccer team was stranded at Denver Int. Airport….because they didn’t have enough money to pay the baggage fees…flight change fees (because they were denied boarding on their original flight)….and some other fees…in other words….they were stuck and broke….so Officer Sprague wanted to see what the problem was…the airline told him…and he and his partner Officer Albright left to tell the team what was up….the extra charges came to $1,840…and the team let them know they didn’t have the cash….so the officers went back to the airline supervisor and asked,… “Can’t we come up with some type of plan for the guys?”….so the airline waived the baggage fees and a few more and dropped it down to $400 bucks…without hesitation…Officers, Sprague, Albright, Ceccacci, Sewald and Miller….donated their own personal funds to cover the remaining balance….and yes…..hero’s still exist folks!
PLANNED PARENTHOOD SELLS DEAD BABY BODY PARTS….I’m going to shut up and not tell you how much this offends me…so I’m going to tell you what they do/did….there’s an undercover video…which was filmed on July ’14 by the Center for Medical Progress….an advocacy group that reports on medical ethics….so they sent in two actors representing a human biologics company to a business lunch with Deborah Nucatola…who is P.P’s senior director of medical services…and she described…in graphic detail how abortionists are able to harvest organs from aborted babies based on the parts that are needed…..sorry,….but this makes me sick to my stomach….find it and read it!