…..Ok,….there are a few I’ll agree with… “WHINE and COMPLAIN”…yeah, shit ain’t never right….definitely time to find someone new…. “FOCUS on what SUCKS”….I’m not sure that’s right…if you don’t practice…or everyone can’t find the time….you wind-up playing the same crap… “BUT”…if you’re tight with your art….and you’re surrounded by artist who are tight with theirs….you don’t have to play it the same way every night….that’s what I loved about Igor, Rob and Christian….I never knew how they would play it…but I started singing when I was supposed to …and it was great….so I don’t agree with that one…anyway,… “ARGUE about EVERYTHING”….I really hate that…… “COMPARE yourself to other MUSICIANS”…. “NEVER!”…..and I have “NEVER” been on a stage with anyone who did or does that….there are a lot of you out there….way too many to name….and we’ve shared a stage….and I want to say thank you…for making me a better musician…because I learned from ya’ll!…..oh here’s a good one… “BLAME everything on everyone ELSE”…either that person is gone…or I’m gone…. “REGULARLY criticize other MUSICIANS”…..people who do that aren’t sure of what they can do….and they usually suck…..a musicians gives credit where credit is due….I would be in the middle of a show…and my partner Adriano would walk in…I would ask him up on stage during a solo…and give him the mic…go out into the audience…and watch him…a true artist admires talent when they see it….the rest of the bitter whatever stuff is stupid….oh wait, I forgot one…it’s not on the list but some of you can relate….. “DOING A GIG….AND GETTING THE DOOR!”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
Teacher fired for allowing kids to have sex in classroom closet
Hundreds pledge to attend vigil for “Bessie” the cow shot dead by armed police
Cape school driver: “The kids got to me so I had a couple of drinks.”
Fifth-grader suspended for accidentally bringing Nerf bullet to class
Utah high school excludes students in special needs program from yearbook
Restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – had bags in the kitchen containing bleeding heads
Motorist caught using city fountain for free car wash
Mom accused of breastfeeding while driving drunk with multiple kids in the car
Argentine judge dismiss rape of 6-year-old because the child is Gay
Canadian band Nickelback wanted for crimes against music in Australia
Prisoner broke out of jail to escape Rap music
Man caught accidentally having sex with his wife’s identical twin sister
Typing the N-word into Google Maps takes you to the White House
Defendant brings stuffed toy as attorney to court hearing
Florida’s Valencia College sued over forced vaginal exams
POP-UP IKEA CAFÉ SERVES BREAKFAST IN BED….Here’s one for ya….The IKEA Breakfast in Bed Café….which is located on Leonard Street in London….shows you to a bed…single or a double…where you can order food and drinks….get expert advice from sleep specialists…and you can even take a nap.
SCIENTIST MAY HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW SPECIES OF CANNABIS IN AUSTRALIA…. “A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A!!…..I love ya….I said it four times and I’ll say it again…I have yet to meet someone from Down-Under that I did not like…New Zealand too!…Tasmania….I don’t know….but I like the dude in the Bugs Bunny cartoons…..anyway,…there are basically two ways to find out if it is a new breed….I know you know so we’ll move on….the University of Sydney said;….it was discovered back in 2010 by a group of hikers…and thought it looked like weed….so the Uni decided to do a few test to see if it was weed….they were skeptical…of course…..because the leaves looked different…like I said before, we all know there is only… “ONE WAY”….to find out if it’s weed right?…so either they chose the scientific way….or the Stoner way…. “THEY” don’t say….but what “THEY” do say is this….it’s weed!…now here’s the catch…weed growers from around the world are offering $2,000 bucks for a seed…but they don’t have any…because there is only one existing plant right now…no one has found another one…the researchers are offering…a $10,000 reward to anyone with information on the whereabouts of additional plants…man, that must be some serious shit…for someone to want to pay ten grand an ounce!
MEMORIAL DAY WAS FIRST CELEBRATED BY NEWLY FREE BLACK AMERICANS IN CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA…Right at the end of the Civil War….this is what’s being told….following the evacuation of Confederate soldiers, black workers dug up the remains of 257 Union soldiers, gave them a proper burial and built a cemetery around the site to honor their sacrifice….Memorial Day was started by former slaves on May 1, 1865…they honored 257 soldiers….buried in a mass grave in a Confederate prison camp…they worked for two weeks to give them a proper burial as gratitude for fighting for their freedom…..they held a parade of 10,000 people…led by 2,800 children…where they marched….sang and celebrated.
HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK….Imitating Usain Bolt is a good start.