….Dig this…..with an estimated 8,000 unreleased songs….this represents a body of work so vast that….if there was a release date starting in 2016…..fans could enjoy a new Prince song every day….until 2046…..this treasure trove not only showcases Prince’s unmatched creativity….and fierce independence but also stands as a timeless legacy for future generations.
FDA WARNS PUBLIC NOT TO EAT POSSIBLY RADIOACTIVE SHRIMP SOLD AT WALMART…..And y’all wonder when I tell you….every time I come home and eat the food….I throw-up for three days…..I’m like Indiana Jones searching for safe foods to eat in the supermarkets…..and since we’re on the subject of seafood…..
DID YOU KNOW….Piranhas will actually let out screams….as they’re devouring you….they will likely start by eating your face…..the best-case scenario is….that you pass out from the first painful bites…..before the true frenzy starts….just figured you might want to know that….in case you happen to jump into an unfamiliar lake or river….while enjoying your vacation…..and on that note….
JAPAN….Just unveiled a game-changing plastic that vanishes in seawater….within an hour…..and leaving behind zero microplastics…..and here’s the game changer….it degrades in the soil within 10 days….while releasing nitrogen and phosphorus that feeds plants….instead of polluting the planet…..it’s not just biodegradable….it’s regenerative.
MAN MAKES CONTACT WITH INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION USING HOMEMADE ANTENNA…..It was probably the same one….my dad made me get up to adjust….when shit went fuzzy while he watched the Yankees….or grandma asked me…..you know which one I’m talking about….I bet you even added some tin foil to those rabbit ears…..turned the knob in the middle….like that was going to make a difference…..and sometimes….you had to stand there and hold it for a minute.
30 YEARS AGO, CARL SAGAN PREDICTED WHAT THE UNITED STATES WOULD BE LIKE IN THE FUTURE…..
“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time…..when the United States is a service and information economy…..when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries…when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few…..and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues…..when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas….or knowledgeably question those in authority….when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes….our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good….and what’s true…..we slide, almost without noticing…..back into superstition and darkness.”
SNOOP DOGG SAYS “I’M SCARED TO GO TO THE MOVIES”….He brought his grandkids to the movies to watch “Lightyear”…..that’s a Pixar Toy Story spinoff….and while watching the film….he didn’t expect to have to field questions about same-sex couples…..when a montage popped up showing two mothers raising their child….his grandson pointed out…. “She had a baby…with another woman….how did she have a baby with a woman?….she’s a woman”…..Snoop said he didn’t come to the movies for this….he just came to watch a movie…and said he’s scared to go to the movies….. “Y’all throwing me in the middle of shit that I don’t have an answer for…..they’re going to ask questions I don’t have answers for”….are you kidding me Snoop?….you’re too stupid to explain to your grandson how that’s possible?….you want me to actually believe you are that dumb?…..send me your grandson’s phone number…..and I’ll explain to him how it’s possible for two women….or two men to raise a child…..you need to back up off the weed bro.