……And women with “specific breast measurements” were paid to attend…..and this dude turned “18”…..his momma had to go with him to sign his football contract…..a model (here we go)…..named Claudio Calvo has claimed….the Barcelona (one of my favorite teams)….sensation Yamal paid….for 12 women with…. “certain breast size”…..to attend his party…..and now the Gov. is seeking a huge fine….and probe (they keep throwing that one in huh?)….into the Mafia-themed bash following the outcry over paid attendees with Dwarfism…..and the Association of People with Achondroplasia and Other Skeletal Dysplasias with Dwarfism (ADEE) threaten to take action…..and the Spanish Gov. is on their side….and want a “probe” into the party…..(I’m not making this up….this person wrote this)…..now my man Yamal could be hit in his pockets….like a 867,000 English Pound hit…..because of his actions…. “This kind of party could impact impressionable young fans….who look up to Yamal and copy his behavior”…..ok,…..this writer knows nothing about today’s kids….trust me, that incident will not affect them.….if I read this right…..ADEE…..something I’ve never heard of until I read this….much respect to your organization….he hired 12 under five feet tall…..people with a particular breast size….to a party….don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t there but…..it’s a party and this article didn’t tell me anything discriminating or that weird little people orgies were going on…..so I don’t understand your beef with Yamal…..you’re saying (and don’t thank the writer for this bit of info….I found it)…..his party breached disability laws…..which prohibit the mocking or denigrating of people with disabilities…..and ADEE publicly denounces the hiring of people with dwarfism as part of the entertainment…..ok, I have a problem with you labeling Dwarfism…..a disability…..and have you even been to a circus?……but that’s another conversation…..did you think that maybe he likes Dwarfs, little people, those shorter than him….midgets…..I’ll bet there were tall people in attendance….so there goes your discrimination claim…..and Yamal did spread out some cash for them party with him…..and girlfriend’s…..they didn’t say…. “NO”….so, the type of entertainment that occurred at the party…..could be questionable….but, they didn’t say “NO” to the cash…..and I don’t think hiring people to perform at your party…..or prostitution is illegal in Spain….at least it isn’t in Germany…..someone claiming to be one of the artist who performed at the party said this….. “No one disrespected us….I don’t understand why there’s so much hype….we’re normal people who do what we want….in an absolutely legal way”…..exactly, it was a choice…..if you find this article….read it and let me know what I missed…..because these charges are outrageous….the only one who should be pissed at him….is his momma.

WORLD’S “OLDEST” MARATHON RUNNER DIES AT       114 IN HIT-AND-RUN…..That’s so sad…..Fauja Singh….a British-Indian man believed to be the world’s oldest runner…..was hit by a car in India….he was crossing a road in the village where he was born in Punjab….this gentleman was global icon….he set records by running marathons across multiple age categories….even when he was over 100…..he began running when he was 89…..and ran “9”…..yes, nine…..full marathons between 2000 and 2013…..man, I get tired running for the bus….Nicole takes off like she’s competing for Olympic gold.

COULD YOU HAVE SURVIVED AS A ROMAN SOLDIER?…..I would not survive as a slave of a Roman soldier.

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP…..Major props to Chelsea….because I had no idea, they would whoop PSG like that….and now let’s get to…. “STUPID”…..MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell  said….and it made me think…. “If Donald Trump had Demetia…..how would we know?”….and that’s a legit question…..because, number one…..he thought it was a good idea to attend the final game in….of all places…..Jersey….a state where…. “YOU DO NOT MESS WITH US!” is basically our motto….. “Mess” can also be replaced with a word that starts with an “F”….but that’s optional….depending on the situation… .anyway,….and let’s not forget the fact that we literally hated you…..for decades…..and I’m speaking for the entire Tri-State area…….plus, we booed your ass……the press told everyone it was a loud clapping response to him attending the game……right, in Jersey?……I don’t think so……and you had the nerve to try to make it all about you…..you got up in the face of the winning team standing on the podium to take the championship photograph….which is one of the “most” prestigious photos to take….you stood in the middle of it all….and acted like you were nominated “King of the Prom”…..my man standing on your right….told you in your ear….. “You can leave now”…..the guy on your left told you…. “Get off the stage”……the head of FIFA tried to drag your butt off…. “three times”…..and still..…you made it all about you….until the team said “Fuck it”….and move you out of the picture…..while the FIFA President slowly shoved you to the back of the podium……and had their moment of joy….and still you stood there……until the President finally shoved to the other side of the stage….and you still stood there like a idiot……while Jersey continued to let you know what they think of you……and thanks to modern technology….people around the orb…..decided to Photoshop you out of Chelsea’s moment of glory picture…..how can you be so egotistical to not realize…..how much people hate you?….and think the winning trophy….should go to you….you didn’t kick shit…..dude told you…..in your ear….. “You can leave now”……what he should’ve said was…. “Look (Kamal Harris and Samuel L. Jackson’s favorite word)…..get the hell off the stage.”…..he is so petty…..the man even stole one of the medals and put it in his inside jacket pocket…..there is a video going around showing you exactly what he did…..so to quote Lawrence O’Donnell again……would we know?…..after what he displayed to the world in regards to respect….and space…..the world should boycott…..the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

REMEMBER WHEN I INTRODUCED YOU TO “PANAGROLAIMUS KOLYMAENSIS?…..Yeah, you don’t do you?……that tiny worm just shattered everything we thought we knew about the limits of life…. “IT” was discovered deep in of course….. Siberia’s permafrost….this little ancient nematode……Panagrolaimus Kolymaensis…..was frozen in time for an incredible 46,000 years….yeah, that long……and then it woke up, started moving, fed on bacteria, and even reproduced eggs or something…..before passing on its legacy to a new generation…..what makes this story extraordinary is how the worm survived…..like its relative C. elegans…..(and I told you about his cousin too)……it more than likely entered a state of cryptobiosis…..essentially drying itself out and using protective molecules like trehalose to resist the ravages of time, cold, and radiation…..this survival trick is so effective it may even redefine what we consider possible for life on Earth and beyond…..scientists believe this ancient revival could reshape space biology and cryogenics….I’ve been saying it for a long time since Siberia’s permafrost thought it was a good idea….to use climate change to its advantage…..and things we do not understand are saying hello…..and you know they’re going to try and DNA the hell out of it….slice and dice….and make a new something….did anyone one who thinks this might be a good idea to do that….ever take the time to watch Kurt Russell’s film “The Thing?”…..probably not.

THIS IS THE AMERICA WE LIVE IN…..Teddy Bridgewater just got suspended as the Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School…..because he covered Uber rides, meals and recovery services for his players out of his own pockets last season…..he was suspended for taking care of his players when they were in need…..teaching them how to take care of their bodies……and giving them the necessities to help them chase their dreams for a brighter future…..not cheating…..not stealing…..just caring…..he gave them the tools to chase a better future and is getting punished for it…..suspending Teddy Bridgewater isn’t justice…..it’s punishing love, leadership, and sacrifice…….Teddy Bridgewater, the former NFL quarterback turned high school coach……was indeed suspended from his position as Head Coach of Miami Northwestern High School……due to providing benefits to his players…..here’s what happened…..Bridgewater covered Uber rides, meals….and recovery services for his players out of his own pocket…..aiming to support their well-being and performance…..he even asked for donations to help cover these expenses for the upcoming season…..The Suspension:….The Florida High School Athletic Association (FHSAA) flagged Bridgewater’s Facebook post about his actions……leading to his suspension…..the association is gathering more information, but Bridgewater claims he self-reported the payments……Bridgewater’s Response:…..he’s refusing to back down……stating that if he’s suspended from Miami Northwestern…..he’s free to coach elsewhere……but he’s determined to stay…..he even offered to volunteer from the bleachers if needed…..here’s an honest man teaching values and helping out students in need…..and there’s a convicted felon stealing from our country…..while slowly destroying it.