…..And still think we’re the only ones existing in our known universe…..check this out “Ein-slimes”…..do you know anything about light speed?……figures…..anyway,….light speed is very fast……so fast that it’s hard to really measure….but someone came up with this…..if you travel at the speed of light….it will take you….1.3 seconds to reach the moon…..fast huh?…..now if you’re the daring type….it’ll take you….8.3 minutes to reach the sun…..to work on your tan…..since I think we’re part of the Milky Way galaxy…..not the candy bar…..it would take you 2,000 years…..just to get out of the Milky Way…..still not the candy bar…..now here’s where my mom and I come in……because we promised…..when the aliens come…..we text each other so they can pick us up……and get the hell off this rock…..now, to reach the observable edge of the universe…..it would take you…..90 billion years to get there…..that’s if you use the technology we have…..which is definitely primitive…..to “THE OTHERS” living out there…..in galaxies we know nothing about…..and have yet to find…..and some of you still think and believe that we’re the only ones out there……yeah, right……mom and I will send postcards.
“AMERICA WILL NOT BE MADE GREAT AGAIN”……And that was sputtered by…..our favorite “Brain-freeze” guy…..U.S. Senate Minority Leader…..Mitch McConnell……granny’s twin brother from the Beverly Hillbillies show…..and out of all the lies, BS this guy has…..sputtered…..this is the first truthful thing he’s said…..and thank the universe….he didn’t brain-freeze again…..like he did…..twice…..he said he wasn’t entirely pleased “STOOPID” is returning to the “WHITE” house…… “Within the party Ronald Reagan once led so capably….it is increasingly fashionable to suggest…..that the sort of global leadership he molded is no longer America’s place…..but let’s be absolutely clear…..America will not be made…..great again by those who are content to manage our decline”…..and there it is people….a perfect example of someone dealing…..with brain farts….having a clear moment….and letting everyone know…… “I may be dumb…..but I’ m not stupid.”…..the people who listened to him……gave him a standing ovation…..and then I found this…..
TRUMP SAYS HIS PROPOSED TARIFFS WILL COST AMERICANS NOTHING – BUT HE CAN’T GUARANTEE ANYTHING…..And y’all fell for his….and the rest of the REICH-publican B.S……and I found this….he suggested deporting families…..with mixed immigration status…..that’s basically every Black person in America when you think about it…..Massa didn’t only spend his nights in the “Big House.”…..and his idea would include a few of his kids…. “mixed immigration” is a defensive lawyer’s dream argument……I would have a ball arguing this one in court…..wonder what my brother Michael……who is a lawyer thinks about loophole?…..they’re saying….an estimated 4.7 million households in the U.S. are defined as “mixed-status”…..meaning, they house at least one citizen or legal noncitizen resident….. “I don’t want to be breaking up families….so the only way you don’t break up the family….is you keep them together….and you send them all back”…..yes, he said that…..what once worked before during the ‘30’s in Europe…..will be made to work again…..I want to know how he’s going to skirt…..around the 14th Amendment….. “We’re going to have to get it changed.”…..the 14th Amendment clearly states….. which was ratified in 1868 states….. “All persons born or naturalized in the United States…..and subject to the jurisdiction thereof….are citizens of the United States”……he’s targeting mine…..and my friends kids who were born abroad……this could be the global response to his idea…… “Just because your ancestors were born here…..doesn’t make you from here…..you’re American!”
SYRIA’S BASHAR al-ASSAD FLED TO MOSCOW…..He put his people through all of that misery and hell…..only to flee the country?……I’m glad he’s finally gone…..too bad a democratic society would not come out of all this turmoil….if he thinks Vlad is going to take care of him…..I hope he transferred the countries national treasury offshore……otherwise…..but hey, since the Russians got their butts kicked in Syria…..and I’m sure Vlad is not “too amused” about that ….maybe the U.S. and the European Union might arrange a sit down tea party with the rebels…..and see what future they can come up with……one I’m sure won’t help the survivors….after the Assads family left a bitter legacy…..after a half-century of repressive rule.
WEED MOMENT…. While I was sitting in the kitchen…..twisting up my second doobie…..my brain remembered something…..and decided…..when you’re sitting on the corner…..begging for money…..you shouldn’t be talking on an iPhone 16 Pro