…..You don’t have to be a college grad to get their message: “ ANY ATTEMPT TO ILLEGALLY ACCESS THE AREA IS HIGHLY DISCOURAGED”…..the Facebook event “Storm Area 51 – They Can’t Stop All of Us”…was started as an internet joke….to raid 51 on September 20th….how stupid can you get….just tell the military when you’re going to show up ok?….anyway,….the FB page said; “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens.”….naruto run?….I never learned how to run like that back during high school track season….anyway,….bullets?….all 1.3+millions of you will be worried about dodging bullets….really”….. “IT’S THE FREAKIN’ MILITARY”…..they have bombs….they have laser tech….the military is a video game now…they have kids sitting in a hut outside of Vegas bombing people halfway across the world…..they will Robocop you…..they will zap the shit out of you and turn you into alien dust….that place has been a secret before I was born, I think….or at least around that time….the only people who know what’s going on there…..are the ones who know what’s going on there….trust me, there is a reason that place has been kept a secret….ya’ll need to go back home…roll-up and smoke a fat one….and seriously rethink this stupid plan….just in case you do get in….there’s a café underground on level 6 that serves a mean goulash on Tuesdays.
A BLACK HOSPITAL PATIENT WENT FOR A WALK WITH AN IV DRIP ATTACHED TO HIS ARM AND THE POLICE ARRESTED HIM ON SUSPICION OF STEALING MEDICAL EQUIPMENT….This is such B.S…..Nicole and I were sitting at an outdoor café….enjoying a coffee….and saw a man leave a hospital with a drip stuck in his arm….walk past us….go into a store….come out with a beer…..sit in front of the store and drink it….go back in the store….come out with two more beers….and walk back to the hospital….the cops looked at him and drove right pass….as for this case….he was racially profiled by a “Rent-A-Cop” security guard who asked him if he and his friends were stealing this equipment to sell on eBay….he even asked his doctors if he could go for a walk….so what do the police do….they rip out his IV….take his asthma inhaler, handcuff him and his friends….and throw them in the back of a police car….instead of taking him back to the hospital to clear this up…they took him to the police station….where he suffered an asthma attack and the police refused to give him his inhaler….until paramedics arrived.
JOHNNY CLEGG, SOUTH AFRICAN SINGER HAS DIED AT AGE 66….I played his music so much….until the tape and the CD would need a break…this is what I didn’t know about him….I knew he founded two interracial groups….I didn’t know he presented papers such as “The music of Zulu Immigrant Workers in Johannesburg” in 1981….he received a number of honorary doctorates from universities of the Witwatersrand, KwaZulu-Natal, Dartmouth College and the City University of New York….he authored and published a book called UkuBuyisa Isidumbu….which analyzed the ideology of vengeance in rural South African town locations….the South African GOV said; “He was a singer, a songwriter, a dancer, anthropologist whose infectious crossover music exploded onto the international scene and contributed towards social cohesion”….they even called him one of South Africa’s most celebrated sons…..just in case you don’t know….this is the “NEW” South Africa talking….the “Nelson Mandela” South Africa wanted to kill him….because he performed with “OTHER” musicians,….rest well Johnny!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A blind man from Texas files for divorce after finding out his wife is black
A man fed himself to lions because he thought he was Jesus
A Georgia woman fired a gun in a McDonald’s restaurant because her french fries were cold
A man steals a woman’s car on a date and uses it for another date
Woman wearing a cat shirt is arrested for trying to poison the neighbor’s dog
A teenager said the tattoo covering half of his face is making it hard for him to find a job
An airplane passenger smashed a laptop over her boyfriend’s head on a packed plane because he looked at another woman
10-YEAR-OLD BOY CHARGED WITH ASSAULT AFTER DODGEBALL INJURY….Man, if this doesn’t tell you blacks are targeted…..I don’t know what to say….it’s dodgeball….if your kids is not quick enough to get out of the way….he’s gonna get “Splat” right upside his head….and the kids mom….Cameishi Triplett Lindley said…her son Bryce was suspended for throwing a ball back at a student during recess….well that’s what you do when you play D-ball….and the other kids mom said her son suffered a concussion….due to a pre-existing condition….a chronic brain stem infliction…..then why in the hell was he playing in the first place?…and now the boy is being charged with aggravated assault….I agree with the Bryce mom….he should not have been playing in the first place….and this is an issue that should be settled with the school’s authorities….not in a courtroom…. because any of us who have played dodgeball….the first thing you aim for…is the other persons head……he must’ve had great aim…because the other kid wound up with a black eye and a bruised nose….it’s not the first time he’s been hit in the face….and his mom thinks he’s being targeted by other kids and she’s had enough of that….ok, it’s obvious mom’s never played the game before….because that’s the whole point of the game….to target someone and “Doink” him upside the head….or somewhere…..sign your kid up for the chess club or something because contact sports are not for him….and you as a parent…should’ve made the school aware of the fact that he has this medical condition…..don’t worry…..the charges were dropped.
A WOMAN DATING A GHOST SAYS HE’S PROPOSED AND WANTS TO HAVE HIS BABIES…..If there was ever a TV show created during our lifetime….where you would need to be totally stoned out of your mind….drunk…. or trippin’…..and had to try and figure out what in the hell is going on…..this is it!…..her name is Amethyst Realm…..oh wait,….I read the article…..dig this….when she was asked how she met the ghost….she said, “I was taking a stroll through the forest, enjoying nature”….then all of a sudden she felt and incredible and unexplainable energy…and at that point, it was clear to her that her new lover had arrived…..really girlfriend?…..nah, what happened was this…..those mushrooms you were picking up and casually munching on….while you strolled through the forest…..kicked in.