……When it comes to people committing crimes….my imagination can go way, way off script…..thanks to films, books and….humans…..you can come up with some weird you know what….decapitations, bullet ridden bodies, body diced into pieces, head blown apart, shoved off a cliff, drowned, smothered, buried alive, mauled to death by a neighbor’s dog because he doesn’t like your music…..brutal blood-gushing……guts flinging and a flying…..brain pate with a nice Chanti…..held captive for years in a basement…..you get the idea……but when it comes to what “THIS” dude did…..my mind can’t even come up with something so horrendous…..and trust me…..he went beyond the imaginable with his crime…..because…..
THE JUDGE SAID THIS……. “I hereby sentence you to 25 hundred consecutive life sentences….plus 1,000 years…..once you pass away you will receive an attempted escape charge….with an additional 200 years being added to your sentence….which you will begin serving in the afterlife….once you get to hell….should you be reincarnated……after your death and return to Earth…..as another person…..you will be arrested at birth….and you will spend your entire next life…..in the state penitentiary.” …… “WHAT IN THE HELL DID THIS GUY DO???”
TUPPERWARE, NO LONGER A KITCHEN STAPLE FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY……Did you know Tuppa…..(you know some of y’all say “Tuppa”)……became an American icon in the 1940’s…..so popular that they would have parties…..so you could buy this new handy kitchen product……and…..I love this line…. “It revolutionized the woman’s role in the kitchen”…..and there you go ladies….barefoot and pregnant…wasn’t the only thing keeping you in the kitchen……I love Tupperware….but I hate having to constantly scream…. “Tupper…..Ware in the hell is the top?”
SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS WILL NOT BE RELEASED FROM JAIL…..He was arrested and was named in a three-count indictment…..accusing him on sex-related crimes, racketeering and transportation to engage in prostitution…..and two judges said he would not be released on bail….of course he said not guilty……what did he think would happen?…..your last name isn’t Trump…..and now he’s complaining about the horrific jail conditions inside the Metropolitan Detention Center……I’m sure he didn’t think they would put him up in 5-star fancy high-class accommodations….your last name isn’t Trump…..that place is known for its harsh conditions….rape, murder and suicides…..I guess Diddy did something wrong and he refused to play “THEIR” game anymore….and now “THEY’RE” done with him…..can someone please explain to me….the over a thousand bottles of lube they found in his crib?…..never mind…..I got it!…..and while we’re on the subject….
IT’S COMING OUT…..The people who attended a few of…..Diddy Freak Off parties….will soon have their names plastered all over the news by the Feds……and I know you’re dying to know who was getting’ “Freaky-Deeky”…..with Diddy….so far and “IF”…..this is true……the list will include the names…..of some seriously important people….people we all know…..
…..Steve Stoute…..Russell Simmon…..EVE…..Aaron Hall….Jay-Z…..Beyonce….Rick Ross…. Steve J…. Dr. Dre…..Usher….Meek Mill…..Drake….LeBron James….The Game….Justin Bieber…..lil Rod….Cuba Gooding JR….Stevie J…..Usher….Yung Miami….Daphne Joy…Bishop T.D. Jakes…..Chris Brown….Jade Ramey…..ain’t Justin Bieber the only White dude?….yeah, more names are going to be added….and?….now here’s the weird dichotomy in regards to this “naming” thing…..do you remember last 2023….let’s say November around time….a judge in NYC (I think) said….after January 1st 2024….he will release and publish all the names of the people who were listed in Jeffery Epstein’s private book….to the public?…..still waiting huh?….but Diddy’s book…..look who’s in it…..and look who “they are”…..race-wise…..they came right out the gate in naming names….and Jeffery’s book…..still waiting huh?
VANCE SAYS HAITIAN MIGRANTS WITH PROTECTED STATUS ARE “ILLEGAL ALIENS” TO BE DEPORTED…..I guess they’re tired of picking on the Mexicans….how about this…..all Americans…..connected to a European genetic lineage…..should be considered…. “Illegal aliens”….and must be deported….now there’s a thought.
CHICAGO NEEDS A SHOWER: WHY THE CITY SMELLS SO BAD RIGHT NOW….Chi-town ain’t the only thing…..that needs a shower…..try riding public transportation for a minute.
LADY GAGA FINALLY ADDRESSES YEARS-OLD RUMOR SHE’S REALLY A MAN…..So what!!…..I only want her to finally record a damn jazz record….and “IF” she is….was a man…..now, today…..she’s fine as hell.
TWO RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT MINISTERS WARN PUTIN RUSSIA IS RUNNING OUT OF SOVIET RESOURCE RESERVES…..Now, I don’t know if you know….much about Russian history….when they’re engaged in warfare….but it’s interesting because they’ve never lost….the little short guy from France with the short guy complex…..thought it might be a good idea to attack and conquer Russia…..nope…..Germany was growing a pair….and thought it was time to continue world dominance….watch the film called Stalingrad….nope…..even Genghis Khan…..the man owned everything except…..Malibu beachfront property said….nope…..and now we are witnessing history….Russia is fighting against….what was once Russia…..and wants it back to being one Russia…..this has to be the first time ever….a country is fighting against itself……and losing…..and winning at the same time…..even Russia can’t beat Russia.