……Was Army Ranger qualified……he attended and graduated from the U.S. Army Ranger School…..one of the toughest leadership schools in the military…..as for his basic training…..James Earl Jones completed Infantry Basic Training at Fort Benning, Georgia….after his training and completion of Ranger School……he served in the military during the Korean War era…..though he did not see combat…..his military service is often highlighted as an important aspect of his early life before his successful career as an actor…..Mr. Jones…..you are going to be missed……rest well……and thank you.
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PUTIN: NATO WOULD BE AT WAR WITH RUSSIA IF UKRAINE GETS LONG-RANGE MISSILES……And here we go folks…..if it’s going to jump off….I’ll let you know way before CNN….since damn near every war fought over here….has been fought dead-center in Europe…..and in case you may be wondering what I would do if the shooting starts and the toys fly….no….I won’t be moving back home…..because I don’t think I’ll be any better off over there…..besides, someone has to tell you exactly what’s going on….so, I’m gonna ride it out…..but first……I will sit down and talk to my wife about it all.
THE MATRIX CODE…..Remember the raining green code…..flowing down the screen….and we’re all rocket scientist…..sitting there…..trying to read, decipher, understand and break down the code…..like we’re smart…..but you know what it really is?….the green rain of code is actually made up of reversed numbers, letters, and Japanese characters…..it’s based on sushi recipes from the production designer’s wife.
JANE’S ADDICTION CONCERT ENDS ABRUPTLY AFTER PERRY FARRELL PUNCHES DAVE NAVARRO ON STAGE…..Damn,…..I’ve been mad at some guitar players…..but I never wanted to clock them…..especially live onstage….this dude must’ve really sucked.
DEEP-SEA CREATURE WITH OAR-LIKE LEGS SEEN EATING ODD MEALS MILES BELOW SURFACE….Now they saw…. “This”…..deep down below the surface of the ocean….where sun can’t even visit….pitch black, cold….and as one reporter added…. “empty”……this is….a highly adapted and very unique “This”….and we…..we being scientists, theorists, someone with an opinion….have no clue…..what’s under the water…..long story short…..a bunch of universities and institutions funded a deep-sea search of a trench off the coast of Puerto Rico…..over the course of 14 dives…..while using a submergence vehicle….named Alvin….they encountered an isopod…..swimming 3.7 miles deep….with oar-like legs….as long as your fingers…..eating an unexpected food source…..oh, they even were kind enough to give it a name…..Bathyopsurus Nybelini…..for the future dear science people….Bob would’ve been a better name…..everyone remembers Bob…..anyway,….the body is transparent and thin….with a parchment-like consistency….huh?…..did someone just open the door…..3.7 miles deep…..where the sun don’t shine….and snatch one and feel it up….or eat one?….consistency?…..how y’all know?….and then they “blah-blah on….want to know more…..look it up and let me know…..consistency?….and….
BAM….DAMNIT!……The Aztecs viewed childbirth as a battle…..believing women who died in childbirth….ascended to the same high heaven…..as male warriors…..who fell in combat……respect!…..I’ve seen childbirth….twice…..and I would rather die in battle.
RUSS MEYER’S “VIXEN” TRILOGY TO RECEIVE 4K RESTORATION FROM SEVERIN FILMS…..Finally…..classic films being restored….oh what?…..you never heard of….Russ?….then you’re young…..his legacy rivals only Roger Corman….seriously…..you haven’t heard of this guy either?……wow….ask your…..I’m not even sure your mom might know…..tell you what…..ask one of your grandparents if they remember….. “Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!”
GERMANY AND KENYA SIGN SKILLED LABOR AND MIGRATION AGREEMENT…..Being a person of color…..and I’ve been living here for a long minute….you see and understand…..exactly what that “skilled labor” means…..and it has nothing to do with the corporate and business world.
ANA de ARMAS $7 MILLION OFF-THE-GRID VERMONT HOME IS WHERE SHE FLED HOLLYWOOD BUSTLE FOR A QUIET LIFE IN THE WILDERNESS…..She decided to split and leave Tinsel-towns…..high profile LA lifestyle…..after being attacked by paparazzi….during her brief relationship with Ben Affleck….from 2020 to 2021…..if I were Ana….I’d check to see if I can hire a lawyer….and sue the person who wrote this article….for telling people…..where I’m living…..when my plan was to not let…..anyone know where I’m living.