MY KIDS…..are comparing the ways……that their school and being home schooled are the same….the kids agreed that both places have janitors….it’s me….I’m the janitors
BE THANKFUL IT AIN’T SNOWING…..just imagine shoveling snow in this heat
IT’S JUST WILD….how, after 30 years your body one day decides…. “Oh no!”…..we will not be eating THAT anymore
IF YOU FEEL….like you’re losing everything….remember…..trees lose their leaves every year…..yet they still stand tall…..and wait for better days to come
VOLKSWAGEN….should bring back the beetle as an electric vehicle…..and call it the Lightning Bug
DEAR UFO PILOTS…..I’m packed and ready to relocate…..will bring wine
HAPPINESS….is knowing you don’t have to set an alarm for the next day
DON’T BLAME TRUMP…..he did everything he could…..to prove he was unfit to be president
I HOPE….you always find a reason to smile
TENNIS SEEMS…..like an easy sport to play…..and that’s my foolish idea for today
THERE WILL BE DAYS….when you need a second shot of tequila…..there will also be days…..when you need a second bottle
THERE IS NO FREEDOM….in this country…..if I am required to carry a loaded weapon while teaching English Language Arts…..but am not trusted to select books in my classroom…..or tell students who I married.
I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR…. “May I see your passport and boarding pass?”
I HAVE NEVER……stood in front of a grave….and gave a thumbs up with a smile…..but if I live longer than he does (Trump)….it could happen
NO MATTER….how good the hand soap smells…..never walk out of the bathroom…..sniffing your fingers
IF MEDIUMS….can communicate with the dead….just imagine what a large could do
AND MY FAVORITE…..
She’s not going to chase after you…..she’s not going to constantly prove her value to you…..because she already knows her worth……she knows she’s the best thing that will ever come into your life……she’s aware of her imperfections, but she understands what she’s endured…… she has healed many times from unrecognized trauma, and now fully realizes her life’s value…..if you have the opportunity to be part of her life, consider it a privilege…..if she wants you in her life, there’s a clear reason for it……she no longer spends time on superficial conversations……she’s come to understand that her time is valuable,….so she won’t waste it on someone who doesn’t recognize her worth.