August 17, 2024

BEFORE I GET GOING

….I just wanted you to know…..Indian Railway….carries more than 25 million passengers….every day….that’s more than…..the entire population of Australia.

TIM WALZ’S BRUTAL SWING AT JD VANCE IS SURE TO ELICIT FIREWORKS (AND HUMILIATION) FROM TRUMP…..This the guy Madam President Kamala Harris picked to be her VP….yeah, I said Madam President….it’s not like I misquoted myself…..anyway,….I have no idea who he is….what he’s about but one things for sure….he may not have posted the 10 Commandments in classrooms…..but he sure as hell….gave kids free lunch and breakfast….they both have my vote already….because he came out the gate swinging for the fence…. “I can’t wait to debate this guy…..that’s if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up…..can’t say for sure but he might be the first VP pick the have admitted in a NY Times bestseller to F….and inside-out latex glove….shoved between two couch cushions.”…. “DAAAAMM”…..that’s a Chris Tucker damn…..he later said this in a different article….. “How often in 100 days do you get to do something…..that’s going to impact generations to come…..and how often in the world do you make that bastard….wake up afterwards and know…..that a Black woman kicked his ass….and sent him on the road?…..my man….like I said….Madam President Kamala Harris….and Vice President Tim Walz….I cannot wait to see how “STUPID”…aka “Ketchup-head” and his soft-porn running buddy respond to this dis…..their first move was to….attack his military record….at least he has one…..and here’s more local madness going around regarding….. “STUPID”…..aka “Ketchup-head”……

TRUMP…..Immediately derails a press conference with the weirdest comments…..when it comes to the economy…..he said Madam President “destroys everything she touches”…..sounds like he’s talking about himself…..anyway,….and if you don’t think he’s crazy…..checkout this…..his opinion on climate change…. “You’ll have more oceanfront property”…..and he flew to campaign events…..on a private jet….formerly owned by his BFF….Jeffery Epstein…..his campaign posted racist images suggesting….Black migrants will flood the suburbs….under Kamala Harris…..he said the medal he gave to a billionaire donor….is much better than….the military Medal of Honor…..he just voted in Florida….as a felon……let’s face it folks…..this man is losing it…..now he has to deal with….. “SWIFTIES for KAMALA”…..and Beyoncé has donated more than 4 million to Madam President’s campaign….gave permission for her to use one of her songs…..and will perform live when need be….Beyoncé fans…..Swift fans…..coming together to vote for Kamala Harris…..now that’s some serious B/S power…..for “STUPID’S”….aka “Ketchup-head’s” BS…..not only is there a slight chance he could be locked up in the joint in September…..Mar-a-Lago could be closed as the election nears…..because the Palm Beach mayor is citing safety concerns…..after the “Ketchup” attack and the secret service is closing more access roads in the city…..and what the heck was up with the “supermarket press conference” he had in New Jersey?…..he had everything from pork sausages, cereals, baked beans…..and a bunch of other stuff behind him…..that would clog your arteries….and kill you….and not one fresh vegetable on the table….not even a pea pod.

LOS ANGELES BALLERINA SENTENCED TO 12 YEARS IN A RUSSIAN PENAL COLONY….She was sentenced for “high treason” after she allegedly transferred funds….to a Ukrainian charity in 2022…..when Russian launched its full-scale invasion on the country….she’s going to spend 12 years…..in a Russian Gulag….for donating….$51 dollars.

MUCH RESPECT FOR HER…..Taylor Swift hits back at critics about her public drinking habits….. “What I do with my life is nobody’s business…..I’m a grown woman….and I have every right to enjoy a night out with friends…..without being judged or criticized by a bunch of losers…..hiding behind their keyboards.”…..I’m sorry three teenagers were arrest….for plotting a terrorist attack during your concert in Vienna, Austria.

STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..

PORN STAR….Kendra Sunderland was arrested in Texas….for marijuana possession…..next smoke it up beforehand…..and I really don’t care….you want me to believe…..you don’t know anyone in Texas selling weed?…..I live in Europe….I know someone in Texas selling weed.

ANCIENT BABYLONIAN TABLES….are finally deciphered….and they’re full of bad news….I really don’t care….

WOMAN’S MISSING HUSBAND….returned to their Vegas hotel room…..with $6,000 in strip club charges….he says he didn’t make…..I really don’t care…..

MY HUSBAND AND I…..divorced amicably….nine months later…..he wants me back….and I really don’t care…..

TRUCKER TERRIFIED…..after a ghost was filmed….hanging on to his rig…..that’s funny….

A PACKED FLIGHT….was delayed for an hour…..after an adamant fashionista…..in economy class refused to place her….. Louis Vuitton handbag under her seat…..ok,…one….if she’s sitting in economy….it’s a knockoff…..and two…..me on that flight….she and that bag would’ve waved goodbye….while we taxied away from the gate….and I really don’t care….

PROPOSED BILL AMENDMENT….in Iraq….could allow girls as young as nine to marry…..now THAT…..I care about…..

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