August 1, 2024

SOME FIRST GENERATION AMERICANS ARE LEAVING FOR A BETTER LIFE OUTSIDE THE U.S.

……Many are planning to leave the country because they see the potential for a better life elsewhere…..job security and healthcare are becoming complicated factors back home….yep, they are…..good luck settling in the country of your choice because it’s not as easy as you may think….and there’s no guarantee you’ll be accepted….except maybe Italy…..and even buying a dollar house comes with a few stipulations….but it’s a much better choice than dealing with what’s going on now…..a 28-year-old woman left America and moved to Finland 5-years ago….you know what she said the biggest problem she has to deal with in the country…. “They essentially force you to take a vacation.”

THE TEN MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE “GOLDEN RATIO”…..And all ten of them never leave the house without….wearing enough facial warpaint to cover the entire Navajo Nation…..these polls are such garbage but here they are……Jodie Comer…..Zendaya…..Bella Hadid…..Beyoncé…..Ariana Grande….Taylor Swift…..Jourdan Dunn….Kim Kardashian….Deepika Padukone and….HoYeon Jung…..I’ll give you Deepika and HoYeon….because those two women are stunning…..but here’s the thing…..I walked into a pharmacy over here to pick up my meds….and a dark-skinned Sudanese pharmacist walked towards me….she was so beyond beautiful…..it took me a few seconds to put words together in my mouth….and when I did find something to say….it went like this….. “My God….you’re beautiful”….so, the most beautiful in the world….hell no….the “Golden Ratio” needs to grab their passports and travel to…..India….Eritrea…Ethiopia….South America……Mongolia…..all around Europe….and a hell a lot more places….and look at what we call…. “normal people”….that Sudanese pharmacist blows all of them away.

VIDEO OF HUNDREDS OF GATORS SWARMING IN GEORGIA SWAMP IS MAKING EVERYBODY UNEASY…..Ya think??

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER “DARK OXYGEN” BEING PRODUCED MORE THAN 13,000 FEET BELOW THE OCEAN SURFACE…..Don’t worry…..that’s just alien farts…..I tell ya….those telescopes are still pointing in the wrong direction.

CLIMATE ACTIVISTS BLOCK GERMANY’S FRANKFURT AIRPORT…..They were protesting against fossil fuels….and this resulted in the cancellation of a bunch of flight….like a lot of bunches……and they promised a full week of protest…..ok, I feel ya on why you’re protesting….but what gives you the right to interrupt people’s lives…..it’s summer vacation here…..and many families just want to enjoy a well-earned vacation…..but no…..you feel you have the right to interject into their enjoyment of sun, sea and a shit load of drinking….this is what should happen when something like this happen….one…..the police should do what the police did to a few protestors who glued themselves on a roadway and blocked an autobahn…..the police chiseled around their hands so that the street would remain glued to their hands…..and then arrested them…..and two….any protesters blocking a motorway or an airports runway to get their point across….the police should give people who are delayed by these tactics….the right to walk up to the protesters…..and punch them square in the face…..seriously…..if Nicole and I were getting ready to enjoy a well-deserved vacation…..and we had to deal with that…..I would sit on the runway or autobahn…..after my wife said…. “Oh hell no…hold my beer”….and watch her walk up to them…..and Mike Tyson every one of them dead in the face……because when she yells…. “VACATION”…..you need to get the hell out of her way…..trust me!

FAMILY OF 16 RESCUED AFTER HIKING IN 109-DEGREE HEAT…..And the stupid still live among us.

STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..

TONY EVANS SAYS….he is stepping away from leading a Dallas megachurch…..due to “sin”……go to a Catholic priest…..tell him what you did…..10 Hail Mary’s…..good to go….and I really don’t care….

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE…..compares Trump to Jesus….somebody been sipping the Kool-Aid…..and I really don’t care….

CAITLIN CLARK’S……choice of music might shock you…..I really doubt that….I really don’t care…..

THE PEOPLE….who bought stock in Trump’s Truth Social…..are very angry….too bad….suckers….and I really don’t care….

PAKISTANI MAN…..tried to open up the first gay club…..he was sent to a mental institution…..yeah, I do care…..but a real dumb idea….to do it in Pakistan….

LEN & BEN….just made a drastic decision…..amid rumors….they’re divorcing…..I really don’t care…..

DONALD TRUMP RIDICULED….for waving to “nobody” again…..as he board’s his private plane…..I really don’t care….

TEEN MOM STAR….Kailyn Lowry reveals that she purchased….20 acres of land in Delaware…..I really don’t care…..

CHICK-FIL-A….is no longer #1…..I don’t care if it’s 101…..

PROTESTERS…..threaten to poop in the Seine River….before the Paris Olympics…..I really don’t care….

EVERYTHING….you need to know….about Miami’s new nude cruise…..I really don’t care….

MADONNA’S 18-YEAR-OLD SON….is scavenging for food…..after moving out of the mega star’s house…..I really don’t care…..

DONALD TRUMP….fumes over Biden leaving the race….in a unhinged late night rant….. “It’s not over!”…..it is for Biden……and I really don’t care…..

KING’S GUARD HORSE….bites a tourist so hard….that she passes out….there is a big sign….near the guard…..on the wall stating….. “BEWARE: HORSE MIGHT BITE”…..and yet….people still don’t listen…..now you know why I hate tourist…..and I really don’t care…..

DOJA CAT AND JUKIA FOX…..are bringing back pubic hair….as if it ever went anywhere…..and I really don’t care….

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