SEE PRINCE WILLIAM….dancing to “Shake It Off”……at Taylor Swift concert is a must-see-moment…..I don’t think so…..and I really don’t care…..

PASSENGERS…..wait hours for their baggage…..at Philadelphia International Airport…..sounds like Rome…..and Munich…..and I really don’t care….

MY HUSBAND…..told me he wished…..I passed away….instead of his first wife…..that’s messed up…..and I really don’t care….

21-YEAR-OLD…..Georgian woman breaks fishing record…..that had been untouched …..for nearly a half century…..I really don’t care…..

MEET…..the Bajau laut…..marine nomads who can remain 200ft….underwater for 13 minutes….no…..and I really don’t care…..

“NUDE ARTIST”….Dina Broadhurst…..post her raciest selfies yet…..as she poses completely….nude in private…..I pose completely nude in private….but I don’t need to post pics…..and I really don’t care…..

TASMANIAN MUSEUM…..hangs Picassos….in women’s toilet after discrimination complaint…..don’t get it…..really don’t care….

SAUDI ARABIA….says….1,301 people died….on the Hajj this year……now that I care about…..

CHRIS BROWN…..seems to get excited by his backup singer…..now his “Bulge” is going viral….oh Jesus F…..why is this shit news?…..who cares while during the show……the dancer who is “hired” to dance seductively around his crotch…..gave him a boner…..who cares?….I’m not bumping his crap through my headphones anyway….and yes…..I don’t care!

ANOTHER TOURIST FOUND DEAD AFTER HIKE IN CRETE, GREECE…..Yo Greece!…..WTF is going on?……six people have died while on vacation in your country.….and this one was German….before that….a Dutch…..then an American….and now I found out…..two French women went missing on Sikinos…..and the TV guy…..word on the street is…..they’re blaming it on the soaring summer temperatures…..like 104 F hot….well, they did all go for a hike…..amid high temps…..

PALESTINIAN SHOT AND TIED TO ISRAELI ARMY VEHICLE…..Yep,…..I saw the video….of the soldiers driving through the streets….with him tied to the front hood…..and before they did that…..the wounded man said…..they were laughing and playing…..and beating the shit out of him…..stepping on his wounded leg…..and kicking him in the face and head.

GERMANY’S NEW VISA PROGRAM MAKES IT EASIER FOR SKILLED WORKERS TO IMMIGRATE…..If you have a talent the country can benefit from…..now’s the time to start looking…..hopefully get a job and start packing……before America implodes…..next November.

TEXAS ANTI-ABORTION HEARTBEAT LAW WAS AIMED TO SAVE BABIES, INSTEAD MORE INFANTS DIE…..See what happens ladies…..when men are in charge of your bodies….and women who don’t know any better?

DENMARK MEN’S NATIONAL SOCCER TEAM REFUSED A PAY RAISE SO THEIR WOMEN’S TEAM CAN RECEIVE EQUAL PAY…..Their refusal allowed the women’s team to receive female counterparts….to receive equal basic pay…..a 15% decrease in the men’s insurance coverage also allows them….to upgrade the women’s team coverage by 50%…..as well as that of the Under-21 men’s team by more than 40%.

MORE THAN 2,000 PEOPLE WERE EXECUTED TO KEEP GENGHIS KHAN’S BURIAL SITE SECRET……2,000 people bit the dust?…..to hide a secret?…..damn….I have a question though…..now, they killed them to keep it a secret right?…..I sure as hell hope everyone put up a fight…..like one of those…. “I ain’t goin’ out like a punk MF” fight…..that most’ve been dope to watch….2,000 people going at it……anyway,…..so, my question is…..who killed the ones doing the killing….so it would be kept a secret?…..from what I can tell….it was sorta…..last man standing wins right?….and the last person standing knows exactly where it is…..was……..unless he had a Japanese cousin who told him…… “Yo dawg,…..Seppuku…..might not be a bad idea right about now.”…..otherwise,…..y’all know he told someone.