I couldn’t explain it any better…….thanks for this one Lois……

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:

1. He treated his mama like she was a saint.

2. He always wore llantas and a serape.

3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

WOODY GUTHRIE: “I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world and that if it has hit you pretty hard and knocked you for a dozen loops, no matter what color, what size you are, how you are built, I am out to sing the songs that make you take pride in yourself and in your work. And the songs that I sing are made up for the most part by all sorts of folks just about like you.”……. Woody Guthrie, homeless and suffering from Huntington’s disease, was arrested for vagrancy in Morristown, New Jersey……he was sent to nearby Greystone Park Psychiatric hospital and spent the rest of his life in care facilities, passing away in 1967 at age 55……..as Woody’s behavior became erratic, he was incorrectly diagnosed with everything from alcoholism to schizophrenia…….until he finally received the correct but devastating diagnosis, Huntington’s chorea….a genetic disease that forced his mother’s institutionalization 30 years earlier.

2.5 MILLION-YEAR-OLD LOST COLONY FOUND OFF THE COAST OF AUSTRALIA….I would love to visit down under….but y’all have bugs and snakes and stuff….that scares the hell out of me….it’s like the Devil’s own personal and private zoo…..anyway,…..the long forgotten colony was beneath the waves off the northern coast of Kimberley….and it dates back as far as 2.5….to the late Pleistocene period….not only is there evidence of its ancient inhabitants…..but also vital insights into early human migration patterns….and the impact of climate change on ancient civilizations…..Dr. James Bennett….an environmental historian….and contributor to the study said;…. “Before Australia became the island we know today….it could’ve been accessible by foot”…..dude needs to do more research because the only answer to what he said is….. “NO SHIT!”…..it could be a part of Zealandia….earth’s eight continent….it was mostly submerged but now geologist have mapped the entire “two million square miles…..of the continent they found under New Zealand…..so yes James…..I’m sure they walked….before Australia became…. “an island”…..don’t let him back in the classroom.

SOUTH KOREA VOWS UNBERABLE RETALIATION AGAINST NORTH KOREA OVER TRASH BALLOONS….600 more ballons?….that’s one way to get rid of it…..or a genius way….to “test out” something new……just Sayin’…..!

BOEING, NASA CANCEL STARLINER LAUNCH ATTEMPT SCHEDULED SUNDAY AFTER FAILED SATURDAY TAKE-OFF…..Yeah, that sounds like a good idea….to take Sunday off….and find time to figure out exactly “WHY”…..it didn’t leave on Saturday…..great idea fellas…..try that….did y’all happen to attend the same school with a guy named James by chance?……UPDATE: They fixed it…..and Boeing’s Starliner is on its way and docked with the ISS station…..after helium leaks and thruster issues.

ISRAEL STRUCK U.N. SCHOOL-TURNED SHELTER, SAYS HAMAS WAS OPERATING THERE…..Soooo,…..the more than 40 people who were killed by a GBU-39 small-diameter made in America bomb during this strike…..were they all….. Hamas?