…..A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester, just off Deansgate…..where a woman may go to choose a husband…..among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “YOU MAY VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE!”…..there are six floors, and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights…..the shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!……so, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…..on the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 – These men Have Jobs…..she is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
FLOOR 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids…..that’s nice,’ she thinks, “But I want more.”……so, she continues upward….the third-floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking….. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going…..she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework… “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”…..still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, have a Strong Romantic Streak and God fearing……she is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor…..there are no men on this floor…..this floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please…….thank you for shopping at the Husband Store
THE MOST WONDERFUL PLAY…….Professional footballer……Hakimi’s wife filed for divorce from the PSG player after 3 years of marriage and demanded half of all the footballer’s properties…..unfortunately for her and much to her great surprise she found out that there is no fortune……because the court informed her that her multi-millionaire husband…..owns nothing as all his properties are registered in HIS MOM’S name…….Hakimi earns €1 million a month with PSG and deposits all the money in his mom’s account…..houses, land, cars, jewelry, clothes, and everything……Hakimi buys everything in his mother’s name.
THE OLDEST STORY IN THE WORLD IS THE EPIC OF GILAMESH…… Over a thousand years before the Old Testament and the Odyssey,….an unknown author composed the first enduring story in the history of mankind…..The Epic of Gilgamesh was written on clay tablets in the cuneiform writing style…..of ancient Sumer (modern Iraq) over four thousand years ago….two parts God and one part man,…..Gilgamesh is thought to have ruled over the city-state of Uruk around 2750 B.C. …..his story is a mixed journey of perilous endeavors and acquired wisdom……but it also includes a number of familiar myths such as the Great Flood and the original Noah……primarily, the epic is a window into the desires and troubles that immersed the thoughts of a semi-divine Sumerian king…..more than just a tale of heroism, it is the story of Gilgamesh’s path to wisdom and maturity, the benefits of civilization over savagery, and a lesson for future kings to fulfill their sacred and mundane duties…..perhaps the most pervasive theme is Gilgamesh’s fear of death…..a perennial concern that is as salient today as it was thousands of years ago.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR ONE DAY?…..Do you really think I would put that out on the net?…..what I would do….if I could be invisible for one day?…..true, there wouldn’t be any proof lying around proving I actually did something….but people may start asking questions later on…..about all the postcards we’re sending from around the world…..just sayin’……
GIGANTIC ICEBERG IN ANTARTICA LOOSENS IN MAJOR CALVING EVENT…..On May 24th…..this brick of ice measured….380 square kilometers…..that’s like 147 mi(2)…..this is the Brunt Ice Shelf’s third iceberg calving in the past four years….the first one came in 2021….when A-74…..that’s what they call it….broke off….and an even larger one named A-81 followed in 2023…..the latest one is called A-83….the U.S. National Ice Center assigns names based on….the Antarctic quadrant where the iceberg was first sighted….monitoring the ice shelves by satellites allows scientists….to track the effects of climate change…..in remote regions like Antarctica….the ongoing loss of Antarctic ice is one of the clearest indications…..of rising global temperatures and a dire warning…..rising sea levels, coastal flooding, extreme weather….the loss of polar ice leads to additional solar radiation…..which is being absorbed by Earth’s ocean…..and causing temperatures to rise further.
VIDEO SHOWS CHINA’S RIFLE-TOTING DOG OPENING FIRE…..We all knew those dogs were going to be wired with a gun…..the next move for China…..warfare…..when America puts one on their dogs backs…..the next move…..inner city warfare.
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