IF THERE IS ANYONE….making “America great again”….it is those university students

WHAT IS LIFE?……It is the flash of a firefly in the night…..it is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime….it is the little shadow which runs across the grass…..and loses itself in the sunset

IT’S INCREDIBLY TELLING….that “NOT ONE” single member of his family…..shows up to support him for any of his trials

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: “I cheated on my husband twice….and now I want to lecture you….about family values

I HAVE….started to yell….. “NOT FRIENDLY”…..when someone tries to approach me….I learned that from the dog people

HUGH HEFNER…..became a multi-millionaire….staying home in his jammies….I’m not having the same results

I’M GETTING STRONGER WITH AGE….I can now lift $100 worth of groceries…..with one hand

4:20…..National Pot Smokers Day

4:21…..National Surprise Drug Test Day

4:22…..National Unemployment Day

I’M USUALLY GORGEOUS…..but it’s my day off

YOU CAN SAY PLEASE….and thank you a million times….and your toddler will never repeat it…..but say “Ass-faced motherf…..” just once

COOKING & CLEANING….is a basic skill….not a gender role

I WANT TIME….to sit, read, to nap, to learn new things, to see friends and be hugged…..basically, I want to be in kindergarten

WE BECOME…..not a melting pot….but a beautiful mosaic….different people, different beliefs…..different yearnings, different hopes…..different dreams…. (President Jimmy Carter)

SOME PEOPLE….need a special occasion….to enjoy a little wine…..I just need a glass

NOT SURE….if my sister knows any geography….but Alaska

I’M OLD ENOUGH….to remember that putting the National Guard….on college campuses….is a bad idea

I ALWAYS START THE DAY….with good intentions…..then I get out of bed….and that’s usually where it all goes wrong

THE PURPOSE….of propaganda….is to make one set of people…..forget that the other people….are human

ONE LIFE IS ENOUGH….to question all truths

IF AT FIRST….you don’t succeed…..try doing what I told you the first time

BECAUSE….when I listen to the music…..the world doesn’t hurt quite as loudly

HONEY….is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far

IT IS CERTAIN….in any case….that ignorance, allied with power….is the most ferocious enemy…..justice can have

SKILLS CAN BE TAUGHT….but character….you either have it….or you don’t

THERE IS NO FREEDOM…..in this country….if I am required to carry a loaded weapon….while teaching English language arts….but am not trusted to select books….in my classroom….or tell students who I married

THEY WILL NEVER ADMIT….he’s guilty….because that would mean….he’s made fools of all of them

AND MY FAVORITE…..

WOMAN DOES NOT….emerge from man’s ribs….not ever….it is he who emerges from HER womb….one of the greatest lies of patriarchy…..is framing the father as the life giver