….No seriously….I did….I went to bed….after watching the NFL playoff games…..was sleeping peacefully….and when I rolled over in the morning….I saw her beautiful face smiling up at me…..now of course I was shock and stunned….to find another woman in the same bed I share with my wife….so being the honest and loving husband that I am….I talked to Nicole….I let her know….it really hurts like hell…..when an elbow smashes down on a hardcover book…..you were reading and left in our bed when you turned off the light and went to sleep.
DOES MARIJUANA LEAD TO INCREASE MENTAL ILLNESS?…..If it does….I’m crazy as f…k!…CNN’s Michael Smerconish brought two experts to debate the link between marijuana…..and psychosis and violence…..an interview I didn’t even bother to listen to……I’m 62…..if I don’t know weed by now…..I never will…..anyway,…..Alex Berenson wrote a book called….Tell Your Children…..he said extensive teenage toking and he thinks the weed is much more powerful….leads kids to becoming more violent and psycho-crazy….man this is such bullshit….if it were true….most of my best friends would be sharing a padded room with me in a crazy house….and to tell you the truth….weed now days ain’t all that….I don’t smoke like I used to….don’t worry, I won’t drop any names…..but back in the day….we had Acapulco Gold….and that weed would knock you the hell out…..Jamaican Chunky Black…..the only weed I’ve ever smoke when I was high ….and was aware of what was going on around me…..you can find this one in Amsterdam…..and Hawaiian Purple Hair…..that was a West Coast thing…..deadly….but if you were attending school in the Bay Area, that was the one for you…..Buddha Thai-stick, Panama Red, Maui-Wowiee, Skunk Weed….all the great weeds of the 70’s…..oh, maybe there is a time when someone would become violent when it comes to weed….that’s when you try to sell a bag of Mexican dirt weed, some home-grown bullshit or a bag full of seeds….then yeah, that would get your ass kicked….anyway,….til this day….I have yet to meet a violent pothead….as for the psyche thing….hey, we all find our own world when we smoke….if you ain’t there with me…..twist up another one…..and I’ll meet you in the middle.
BLINDFOLDED TEEN CRASHS A CAR DOING THE “BIRD BOX” CHALLENGE…Hummm,…..maybe I should watch Michael Smerconish CNN interview….is this what the world has come to?….people are losing it….there’s a constant stream of people doing dumb and violent shit……globally……when I discover the door to that other parallel universe….I’ll let some of you know…..because I’m out!
THERE’S NOW A “SMART DIAPER” THAT ALERTS YOUR MOBILE PHONE WHEN YOUR BABY NEEDS TO BE CHANGED…..Seriously?…..if you haven’t washed a diaper by hand…..run it through the ringer attached to your washing machine to get the extra water out….and hung it in the backyard….or the bathroom…..and then fold it into a triangle…grab some safety pins and try not to stick you or your baby……if you haven’t stuck your finger in a diaper to make sure something is in there….and your finger lets you know there is….garbed a wipe….clean your child’s butt….and slapped a new pamper on….you don’t know shit about being a parent…..everyone knows when a child takes a crap….because you say the same two words every parent has said…. “Good Lawd!”….and if you need an app….to let you know when your child took a crap…..you don’t need to be a parent.
MIKE PENCE CALLS CRITICISM OF WIFE’S JOB AT ANTI-LGBTQ SCHOOL “DEEPLY OFFENSIVE”…..Naw Mikey…..that’s not offensive…what’s offensive is that your wife would decide to teach at a school which….explicitly bars, lesbians, gay, bisexual and transgender students and employees….he said in an interview with EWTN….a cable network that offers “news from a Catholic perspective”….. “To see major news organizations attacking Christian education is deeply offensive to us”…..Christian huh?…..what happened to “Love thy neighbor” Christian huh?….if you want to teach at this school….check this out…..the school’s “employment application” asks applicants to initial a passage stating that they will “live a personal life of moral purity.”….the “moral misconduct” that disqualifies potential employees includes “heterosexual activity outside of marriage (e.g., premarital sex, cohabitation, extramarital sex), homosexual or lesbian sexual activity, polygamy, transgender identity, any other violation of the unique roles of male and female, sexual harassment, use or viewing of pornographic material or websites, and sexual abuse or improprieties toward minors as defined by Scripture and federal or state law.”…..and if you want your child to attend the school…..check this out…A “parent agreement“ posted on the school’s website states that Immanuel Christian School reserves the right to “refuse admission” or “discontinue enrollment” of a student if “the atmosphere or conduct within a particular home, the activities of a parent or guardian, or the activities of the student are counter to, or are in opposition to, the biblical lifestyle the school teaches.” The prohibited conduct and activities include “sexual immorality,” “homosexual activity or bi-sexual activity.”
The parent agreement cites “Leviticus 20:13,” a Bible passage that states, “If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”…..and speaking of Christian and Catholic schools…..hey Mikey……I’m sure you’re very proud how Catholic students attending Covington Catholic High School in Kentucky….and who were in D.C. for the anti-abortion March for Life treated an Native-American….Vietnam veteran who organizes an annual ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery in honor of his fellow Native vets….and all these kids could come up with to say was….. “Build that wall – build that wall”…..lots of this type of behavior is popping up in a lot of schools around America….Wisconsin’s Baraboo High School where students were photographed giving the Nazi salute….middle schoolers chanting “Build the wall” in Michigan….high schoolers in Pennsylvania filmed chanting “White Power”….this trend is being called “The Trump Effect”….one educator said he’s seen more racial incidents in the last 12 months than there have been in years….Rep. Deb Haaland…one of the country’s first Native American Congresswomen nailed it…. “This veteran put his life on the line for our country. The students display of blatant hate, disrespect and intolerance is a signal of how common decency has decayed under this administration. Heartbreaking!”