NEIGHBOR….said hello again…..I’m just gonna move
WHEN I DRINK WATER…..it has to be filtered….through a brewery first
I ALWAYS IMAGINED…..that paradise…..will be a kind of library
BEFORE YOU ARGUE WITH SOMEONE….ask yourself…. “Is this person mentally mature enough…..to grasp the concept of a different perspective?”….if not….there is no point to argue
THE SAD TRUTH IS…..that most evil is done by people…..who never made up their minds….to be good or evil
NEVER TELL….someone everything…..you might be educating an enemy
I LOVE THAT…..bands pretend to leave before their encore…..it’s like peek-a-boo for adults
THE GENERAL POPULATION….doesn’t know what’s happening….and it doesn’t even know….that it doesn’t know
I AM LEARNING….to love the sound of my feet….walking away from things not meant for me
THE NEXT TIME….your wife gets angry…..drape a towel over her shoulders….like a cape and say….. “Now your Super Angry”…..maybe she’ll laugh…..maybe you’ll die
PRESCHOOL….and bar rules are the same….you pee your pants….you go home
WE LEARN FROM HISTORY……that we do not learn from history
ALMOST…..600 private jets flew out of Las Vegas after the Super Bowl…..but I have to use paper straws…..and public transportation to save the world
THE INSURRECTION…..in Washington, D.C. was brought to you….by the same people…..who said taking a knee in a football game…..was unpatriotic
YOU NEVER KNOW….how dirty a song’s lyrics are….until you hear your child sing them
IN THE END…..we all become stories
THE THREE RINGS OF MARRIAGE…..The engagement ring……the wedding ring….and the suffering
CINDERELLA…..removed one shoe….and she found love…..some of y’all out here half naked….and still single
WALMART…..is opening dental offices in some stores…..I’m sure they’ll have an express lane….for people with 10 teeth or less
MY PATIENCE…..is basically like a gift card…..not sure how much is left on it….but we can give it a try
IT’D BE NICE…..if you could be as tired as you are in the morning at night…..and be as awake as are you at night in the morning
I MISS…..the old days….when friends used to knock on your door….and ask if you wanted to come outside and do kid shit
WHOEVER IS…..holding Mother Nature’s beer…..while she does all four seasons in 24-hours….pour it out…..she’s already drunk
AN EGG….is not a chicken…..a seed is not a flower….an acorn is not a tree…..an embryo is not a baby….her body is not your body
AND MY FAVORITE…..
AND IN THE END….I will seek you out amongst the stars….the space dust of me will whisper…. “I love you”….into the infinity of the universe
AND MY OTHER FAVORITE…..
YOU WATCHED…..The Hunger Games…..and you sided with resistance…..you watched Star Wars…..and you sided with resistance…..you watched The Matrix…..and you sided with resistance…..you watched Divergent…..and you sided with resistance….you watched V for Vendetta…..and you sided with resistance….when it’s fiction you understand….yet, you refuse to see it….when it’s the reality you’re living in