DREAM….as if you will live forever….live as if you will die today
TAKE A MOMENT….and thank a musician today….because you know your life would be a living hell….without any music in it
YOU’RE NOT RICH….until you have something….money can’t buy
YOU KNOW THE REASON….why I’m polite to waiters?….because I realize they’re human beings….trying to make a living….and not my servants
NINE OUT OF THE 10….poorest states in America….are Republican states….and 95 of the 100 poorest counties…..are also red states……but tell me again how Republicans economic policies…..are so great for America?
IF YOU’RE EVER WITH ME…..and someone comes up to talk to me…..and I don’t introduce you….it’s strictly because I don’t remember their name…..so please feel free to be awesome…..and introduce yourself….so I can then hear their name…..and pretend I knew it all along
ARGUING WITH ME….is pointless…..I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago…..now I’m just trying to make you mad
THINGS MEN DO THAT UPSET WOMEN….1 – lie….2 – be honest….3 – not talk….4 – talk too much…..5 – not show emotions….6 – be too emotional….7 – breath
TOO MANY PEOPLE…..confuse “Freedom of speech”….with saying “Stupid shit”
NATURE GIVES US EVERYTHING….for free….nature doesn’t charge any money….all nature ask of us…..is that we protect it
SOMEDAYS…..the memories…..still knock the wind out of me
MY MOM…..was cleaning out the liquor cabinet…..and offered me a bottle of vodka….they’ve had for ages….I had to say no…..because I know it’s 70% water…..from me stealing it when I was 16
WHEN YOU CUT…..someone out off from your life…..they never tell anyone the full story….they only tell the parts….that make you look bad…..and them innocent
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE…..set them free….if they come back….it means nobody else liked them….so set them free again
CAN I BORROW….NOPE….do you have…..NOPE…..can you let me…..NOPE…..just practicing for 2024
MERRY EVERYTHING…..and a happy always
NOTE TO STRANGE MEN:….Do not try to pick us up on Facebook…..by sending us friend request…..or complementing our profile picture…..sincerely yours…..Every Woman on the Planet
NO MUSIC…..no life…..know music…..know life
AND MY FAVORITE…..
I’VE ALREADY MET…Mr. Player…..Mr. Stupid…..Mr. Idiot…..Mr. Psycho….Mr. Cheap….Mr. Lazy….Mr. User….Mr. Know it all….Mr. I’m a control freak….and Mr. Stalker…..but what I really want to know is…..where the hell is….Mr. Right?