….And the Department of Transportation came up with this stupid idea…..let’s just say…..if I lived in Pennsylvania…..and I wanted to drive to Boston….I would find the best possible way….to drive around Jersey….if you’ve ever had the pleasure to drive in this state…..let’s also just say…..I let Nicole drive the New Jersey Turnpike from Delaware to route 80….when we parked the car she said one thing….. “Never again will I drive in this state…..the people here can’t drive worth shit.”
AS GAZA DEATH TOLL SURPASSES 20,000 ISRAEL SAYS ITS OFFENSIVE WILL CONTINUE…..Lets call it what it is folks…..genocide…..
KODAK BLACK WON’T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS – JUDGE SAYS HE HIS A DANGER TO THE COMMUNITY…..He was busted again on state drug possession charges….the judge actually said….. “If you’re buying drugs or using drugs…..you’re a danger to the community”…..they’re calling it a probation violation….stemming from a 2019 case in which Kodak pleaded…..guilty to lying on a background check form…..when he purchased handguns at a weapons store…..he was sentenced to 46 months in prison…..but the man facing 91 charges against him…..commuted his sentence shortly before he left office…..if anyone should be considered a danger to the community…..it’s the guy who commuted his sentence.
TEXAS MAN WHO TRAVELED HUNDREDS OF MILES TO KILL EX’S NEW BOYFRIEND SENTENCED TO 27 YEARS IN PRISON…..And he went all that way…..to kill the wrong guy…..classic relationship example when…. “No”…..is not the right answer….I do feel sorry for the wrong guy and his family.
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE: RAIDER vs CHIEFS…..The best part of the game….besides seeing Nation’s defense…..destroy Mahomes….since he was talking smack about the Raiders all season……and getting up in Mad Maxx’s face like he’s tough of something…..like Mike Tyson said….. “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”…..was not seeing Taylor Swifts face every damn time her boyfriend caught a pass…..and speaking of Travis Kelce……word of the street is…..the KC fans are not amused when it comes to Talyor because……since Kelce’s been “knocking dem boots”…..his games been off…..not getting the yards he normally gain…..dropping passes…..I think he only scored one touchdown since they’ve been together….ain’t happy with Mahomes little Misses either….for a team to “NOT” complete a pass in three quarters…..against the Chiefs…..lets you know…..the offense and the defense owned the game…..if the Chiefs don’t do well during the playoffs…..and Kelce get his shit together…..Taylor better get the hell out of dodge…..because those fans are going to hater.
THE ONE FOOD YOU SHOULD EAT EVERY DAY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE TO BE 100…..Shoot, I’m afraid of 2024…..screw living to be 100…..the way things are going and how bleak the future looks like right about now…..78…..85-years-old is cool with me…..damn, the diet they’re suggesting includes…..whole grains….veggies…..fruits and nuts…..while minimizing the consumption of red meats can add years to your life…..and then there’s the Mediterranean diet…..guess I just might make 100 after all.
A MAN BROKE INTO MY HOME FOUR TIMES TO WATCH MY 9-YEAR-OLD SLEEP AND SPOKE TO HER…..You’re an idiot and an horrible parent…..did it ever occur to you…..to change the locks after the first time?
WOLLY MAMMOTH vs ELEPHANTS – WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO GIANTS?…..Ah, one is extinct…..and the other one…..is about to be?…..maybe?