….Just in case you’re wondering…..they’re going away for a very long time…..and this happened in England……two sixteen-year-old girls……wrote a kill list of four other girls they wanted to kill….one girl’s text message said….. “I want to see if it will scream like a man or a girl”…..in court they tried to blame the other for the attack….but that shit didn’t work because the cops had a lot of text messages and stuff……the kids now days…..they’re out of control…..don’t want to really do anything…..don’t really want to work for anything…..feel everything should be given to them….definitely “No respect” for very much or anyone…..will hurt someone in a second…..not all kids….. but you know what I mean…..it’s a serious “I Don’t Care!” world……lots of kids are bat-shit crazy…..one soaked his mom in gasoline and tried to set her on fire recently…..it would’ve worked if a stranger didn’t step in and stop him…..the deaths committed globally by teenagers is shockingly astounding….and the ages for the crimes is going lower…..6-year-olds shooting parents, teachers, friends, family members…..just because they’re mad or didn’t get what they wanted?…..that’s insane…..and what generation owns these kids anyway?….because it sure as hell ain’t the Boomers kids……it’s gotta be the ones having those…..born in “the 2000’s”…..y’all needed grandmas…..because most of you didn’t raise that brat right….. “IT” should’ve learned the word “NO” by the time “IT” was three…..but no, you wanted to be friends with your kids…..not parents….and now you have a problem….the disrespect…..threats of violence towards you…..maybe your home environment made your kid that way…..I don’t know….but one things for sure…..I’m so glad I’m not a teenager today…..life comes at you way too fast…..anyway, let’s move on to comedy……
RUDY GIULIANI HAWKS UNAPPROVED SUPPLEMENTS AS JUDGE ORDERS HE COUGH UP $148M….Dude is so desperate for cash he’s hawking some supplement….an unapproved one I might add…..that he said….can be also used as a Christmas ornament….(?)…..and I quote…… “To help me fight the traitors”…..he needs some change in his pocket real quick….. “da rat ” tried to get the judge to delay the 30 days…..before seeking enforcement of the financial judgement against “da rat”…..Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss….the two ladies he owes a serious wad of cash to….asked the judge to say “Hell no”….because of his track record as an uncooperative litigant…..and the judge said…. “Yeah, I feel ya on that…since he tried to hide how much cash he has from the court once before…..he might try that shit again…..nah Rudy, you got 30 days to let us know how you’re going to start paying these ladies some Benjamin’s”….and here’s the part of the film I don’t understand…..he went on a livestream program called……America’s Mayor Live…..right, as if…..anyway,…. “We’re in fascist territory now”…..yeah, he said that….might be predicting the future a little early but he might not be too far off…..anyway,….and he talked about his legal setbacks and the ruling by the Colorado Supreme Court blocking his Supreme Leader from the states’ primary ballot….due to his role in trying to overthrow the government…. “The four judges who wrote that opinion raped the Constitution”…..and you, other plotters and “STUPID” raped the conscious of the American minds…..I cannot believe he is still kissing Trump’s ass….after he repeatedly ignored “da rat” when he was asking for a few coins from him to help pay his legal bills….after their idea to overturn the 2020 election farted in their faces…..take the hint Rudy…..you’re roadkill to him.
PURITY BALL…..I would like to ask you ladies out there…..when you were a teenager….did you father escort you to a….. “Purity Ball”…..a formal father-daughter dance….popular among conservative Christians….and had you sign a pledge promise….that you would not have sex….until you were married?…..come on, don’t be shy…..we’re all grown-ups now…..coffee’s still brewing so I have time to listen to your answer…..while I’m waiting for your answer…..House Speaker Mike Johnson….a REICH-publican from the good ol’ racist state of Louisianna…..he and his family recorded an interview for the German N-TV news program in 2015….and a segment of that interview resurfaced….at the time his daughter Hanna was 13-years-old…..as of today she’s now 20-years-old …..N-TV segment shows his daughter pledging to her father…. “To make a commitment to God, myself, family, my future husband, and my future children…..to a lifetime of purity, including sexual purity”….somebody help this poor child…..anyway,…..Mikey has a weird obsession with other people sex lives….he and his son monitor each other’s pornography viewing habits…..that’s so weird in so many ways….plus, he supported the criminalization of same-sex sexual encounters….that is so 30’s-60’s persecution…..and Mikey believes same-sex marriages will lead to pedophilia and bestiality…..who is this guy?…..oh, he’s a REICH-publican……anyway,….Purity Balls gained popularity during the 1900’s and 2000’s…..even though conservative Christians claim that the balls encourage young girls to avoid sex before marriage….research shows…..that the teens who sign chastity pledges are more likely to get pregnant…..than teens who don’t…..some critics say that such pledges and balls put too much pressure on young girls….and foster the idea that men own their sexualities and genitalia….sooooo, ladies…..coffee’s done…..tell me all about that sex pledge….the vow of chastity….the “P”-nuptial you signed for papa!
WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?…..If there was ever an unanswerable trivia question…..that would be it…..and I’m not touching this because I don’t want to say…..what I may think about who, whom or what may have wrote it…..one thing’s for sure…..it wasn’t that King James guy…..not Lebron…..the other one…..FYI….and another so-called ancient…..no one even knew it existed….with hundreds of chapters no one’s seen nor read bible…..was recently discovered….you want to know what the article says about this?…..look it up!….before you do that….can some please explain to me….what a……
INFLUENCER IS!…..According to the dictionary….it’s a person or thing that influences another….ok, that was my friends in college….the thing?…..no idea….and there’s this…..a person with the ability to influence potential buyers of a product of service…..by promoting or recommending….the items on social media…..got it….they’re like the guy behind the counter at the deli….and he’s using his ability to influence me….to buy 100 grams of prosciutto….a internet carpetbagger really….whatever,…..I see all these Influenzas….sorry, Influencer people….and it’s “Them” telling you how to do your make-up,…..fashion, the gym, food, cooking, yoga, health tips and a bunch of other stuff….someone young enough to be my damn grandkid….wanting to show me a better way to live my life…..or how I can improve myself in 12 easy steps….and do other shit….and of course they know exactly what you should…..and should not do….seriously?…..I’m 67-years-old and you don’t get to be old by being stupid….you’re like….2…..and wearing designer clothes…..what can you “Influence me” with?…..yet, people actually listen to them…..instead of just doing what you wanna do?…..if I really want to learn something…..I’ll go on You Tube…..and find a how to video and build me a house…..I don’t need no just out of diapers person saying to me….. “Oh, you should see the beautiful coast of Sicily…..the sun is great for taking selfies”…..really?…..girlfriend probably found a rock jetting out on a beach in Taormina in The Med….plopped down….took pictures while the sun was passing over Messina…..and posted them…..no way she hopped on the bus or rented a car and drove to…..Ragusa, Cefalù, Marsala….and that’s a drive from wherever you are….Gela…..no way she would go there…..that town scared me…..Palermo, Catania, Syracuse…..no way would I listen to her….or any Influencer…..because it’s all about themselves…..and how much cash they can make….influencing others….y’all better pray I never find that bottle with the genie in it…..because the first thing I’m gonna do with my first wish…..is shut the damn global internet network down….. “STOP!”…..then and only then….will people start talking to each other again…..if that would make me an Influencer…..I can live with that.