December 8, 2023

BEFORE I START THIS

…..I would like to refresh your memory…..in 1959 a sleeper film hit the screens….and in this film was a woman…..who never received recognition in regards to her natural beauty….in other words…..the film world basically ignored her….. “DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS FINE!!!” looks……I found this…… “Before there was Beverly Johnson, Jayne Kennedy, Halle Berry, Rhianna or Tyra Banks……there was Marpessa Dawn…..beauty that took your breath away”…..the film she was in is called……Black Orpheus…..don’t get me wrong……Beverly, Jayne, etc…..they’re all beautiful….but Marpessa?…… “DAMN, THAT WOMAN IS FINE!!!”……moving on……

JODIE FOSTER CALLS SUPERHERO MOVIES “A PHASE THAT’S LASTED A LITTLE TOO LONG AND HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WILL BE SICK OF IT SOON”…..And another reason I love this woman…..even if she did attend Yale.

I BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW….The summit of Mt. Everest is made of marine limestone….which means the highest point on earth….was once at the bottom of the sea…..around 1,000 BCE…..ancient Mayans began building pyramids that towered over the surrounding rainforest…..their culture and population thrived for millennia…..but they suddenly abandoned all their major cities….without any account as to why….fresh snow absorbs sound…..over a landscape because the trapped air….between snowflakes attenuates vibration…..that’s why it gets so quiet when it snows…..an average person will walk 75,000 miles during their lifetime……that’s equivalent to traveling around the world…..three times…..the world’s strongest coffee is…. “AKA DEATH WISH”…..it contains 200% more caffeine than a normal cup of coffee…..this is not recommended to people who want to sleep….at some point in the next three days…..in 1487 at the inauguration of the majestic pyramid of Tenochtitlan…..the Aztecs conducted a chilling ritual…..by sacrificing 84,000 individuals….over a span of 4 days.

RUDY GIULIANI FEARS PRISON FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AFTER “LAPTOP MANIPULATION” CLAIM……Rudy “da rat” is scared now….after Rep. Dan Goldman….a Democrat suggested that data from Hunter Biden’s laptop…..had been manipulated…..by you…..I’m still trying to figure out what the deal is…..with the laptop…..and why the REICH-publicans are so gung-ho on nailing Biden’s son?…..don’t worry Rudy “da rat”…..you’ll have plenty of time to think about it…..while you also face the charges against you….for you efforts to try and overturn the 2020 election…..I hope your piggy bank is full because word on the street is….yo ass is broke and can’t afford to pay your lawyers…..and if you can’t pay them…..I hope and pray…..you get the worst public defender in the entire known universe to represent you.

BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS…….Marshall “Major” Taylor was the fastest bicyclist in the world……thousands of fans packed indoor sports arenas called velodromes to watch his high-speed races……Taylor won thousands of dollars as a bicycle racer and became the most famous African-American in the United States……he broke the international color barrier a full decade before boxer Jack Johnson…….Marshall Walter “Major” Taylor was born November 26, 1878.

TOURIST DEAD AFTER TAKING ON THE WORLD’S HIGHEST BUNGEE JUMP…..A Japanese tourist experienced shortness of breath…..after completing a 764-foot jump…..off the Macau Tower….the Tower also made the headlines in 2018…..when another thrill seeker was left dangling in mid-air for around an hour….about 180 feet above the ground…..never trust those rubber bands.

SPREAD OF GANG VIOLENCE WRECKS SWEDEN’S PEACEFUL IMAGE…..This has been happening for a several years….Sweden’s has been a hotspot for gang related wars….if it wasn’t pissed off immigrants….it’s been gangs…..the shootings and bombing happening in the bigger cities……are now spreading out into the suburbs….detectives suspect the latest drama was organized by criminal leaders from other countries….including Turkey and Syria….almost 50 people have been killed in shootings since 2023…..really?…..that’s a low weekend in Chicago…..anyway,…..boys as young as 13-14 are being recruited by gangs…..through social media promises of money and designer clothes……and always remember…..

YOU CAN DRINK AT 7AM….Because The Beastie Boys fought for that kind of thing….and some of you take that to heart……

THIS IS THE DRUNKEST CITY IN THE US…..I went through the entire list…like all 50 listed cities…..and I’ll give you the short version…..the entire state of Wisconsin needs to attend AA meetings…..and Iowa…..you need to be sitting in the chair right next to the cheese-head.

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