October 6, 2023

ARCHAEOLOGISTS UNCOVER 5,000-YEAR-OLD WINE IN EGYPT

…..And you wanna know something…..if they offered me a glass…..no question….I’d say yes…..I mean it might taste…..like the bottom of a baby Baboon’s butt…..but it’s 5,000 year-old…..how many people on the planet can go into a restaurant and say….. “I would like a bottle of your finest….5,000 year-old Egyptian wine.”….after actually tasting it?….yeah, call me….I’m down.

SPACE BREAKTHROUGH: STUDENT UNLOCKS THE SECRET OF BLACK HOLES….This article is really interesting…..I’ve wondered if you entered one….would you survive all the gravitational pull they talk about…..would you come out on the other side(s)….and enter even some more weirder shit?….it talks about the bending of reflective light….coming from other…..whatever’s….I was into it…..until the “Explain by using math” part popped up….and then they lost me…..it’s never been one of my strong suits…..as long as I can count how much I’m getting paid…..we’re good…..the rest,….I let my wife handle it…..she’s smarter in that area……smarter than me in general….anyway,….this article was put out there by The Brighter Side of News…..if you get through the math part…..let me know what’s up…..would love to know if you can pass right though…..and into something else.

GIULIANI TO LOSE 2nd ATTORNEY IN GEORGIA, LEAVING HIM WOTHOUT LOCAL LEGAL TEAM…..Oh this is so good….since he has no cash to afford a good lawyer….I hope and pray….he’s stuck with the world’s worse…..public defender.

PARIS BED BUG CRISIS….And it’s a doozy…..those bugs are everywhere…..and chomping on people like crazy…..and a right-wing firebrand host on French network CNews….Pascal Praud…..is being accuse of racism….for asking if the bed bugs are being spread by migrants and linked to their immigration problem…..and just in time for next year’s 2024 Summer Olympics…..how are they going to deal with the growing homeless problem…..crime is definitely going to go up…..higher….the French must keep up their appearance….so any undesirable unfavourable images…..will surely be sent outside the city limits….I love how this more than likely deranged somewhere down the line…..genetic sicko off-spring of the Le Pen family…..thinks it’s the fault of the migrants….since those so-called migrants came to Europe and taught you how to take a bath and wipe your ass after you crapped…..before the Moors came to Europe…..you would throw your waste products on to the public streets…..you would crap behind a tall curtain…..and then wipe you ass with the curtain…..and you still wonder were the Black Plague came from?….it wasn’t because of Black people…..so the problem isn’t a migrant one…..the country’s just nasty!…..and you can add a bunch of cities in America onto that bed bug list.

PATRICK MAHOMES, BRITTANY MAHOMES CAUGHT IN A NASTY TRAVIS KELCE, TAYLOR SWIFT RELATIONSHIP DRAMA…..omg…..really…..omg….WHO GIVES A F…KING SHIT…..I don’t care if Taylor is banging Kelce…..I give a shit if she attends a game….I don’t want to see her every time her boyfriend catches a freakin’ pass….I don’t even want to know about his ex-girlfriend…..you wanna blast someone on the jumbo screen…..show Russell Wilson’s wife…..every time when he throws an interception….and the other two….I’m not a KC fan….because you find a way to cheat….just like the old Patriots….that call in the Jets game…..bullshit and you know it…..and your wife Mahomes…..WHO!….listen…….I DON’T CARE……OK!?!?!?!

SCIENTISTS INVENTED ARTIFICIAL KNEE CARTILAGE WHICH CAN OUTPERFORM THE REAL THING…..The article said….Duke University researchers have developed a new gel-based cartilage substitute that is stronger…..and more durable than natural cartilage….knee pain from progressive wear and tear….of the cartilage…..known as osteoarthritis …..and this affects almost one in six adults worldwide….the gel-based substitute offers a way for patients to avoid a knee replacement…..and may provide a more successful treatment option for those suffering from knee pain….the implant is currently being developed…..and tested in sheep by Sparta Biomedical….and human clinical trials are set to begin in 2023…in testing…..the hydrogel was found to be 26% stronger than the natural cartilage in tension…..and 66% stronger in compression.

BRITISH MUSEUM SEEKS PUBLIC HELP IN FINDING STOLEN ARTIFACTS…..That should take about five minutes to do….look in the basements of every museum in the United Kingdom…..and work your way up to the top floors…..and remove all the artifacts that are not…..British…..they’re in the building somewhere.

WHO WILL WIN THIS YEAR’S NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE?…..Since I’ve written nine books so far…..and I’m working on 10, 11 and 12…..I know who’s name won’t be announced by the Swedish Academy…..but man we could sure you the 11,000,000 SEK that comes with winning the prize…..that’s around €9.5 million…..don’t know what it is in dollars….but if it’s 9.5 in euro…..that’s a lot of cash in dollars.

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