…..Tell the truth…..you have to admit…..when you received one of those….. “wya” text…..and if people still took the time to spell what they want to say….like….. “Where You At?”…..that’s what they mean…..anyway,….before you answered that text….you looked around your surroundings…..over your shoulder….before you answered it…..and lied…….right….yeah, ya did…..anyway,….this is me…..
FORGETTING YOUR HEADPHONES AT HOME WILL RUIN YOUR WHOLE DAY…..No question…..I cannot leave home without a pair…..or a backup…..I may not have them on…..but I have them…..just in case I have to leave this parallel universe…..for a minute…..many of you have houses….live outside the jungle….travel everywhere by car…..but I still am and always will…..be a city person…..and so glad I married one also…..I love the madness existing around me while I walk down the streets…..and music helps me laugh at it….think about it…..what is it….8.5 billion of us on this rock….how many do you know?….and then there’s HTV…..or what I like to call it…..Human TV…..never a dull moment….and the headphones help me deal with…..humans…..and a lot of times…..they just tweak my last nerve……a bunch of y’all remember me wearing headphones from way back…..the Sony Walkman….orange headphones…..yep, since then….if you want to look a shit…..in a different way……headphones…..don’t leave home without them.
IRISH MAIDS IN NEW YORK WERE SUBJECT TO A RACIST SLUR IN THE 19th CENTURY…..Wow,…..just one?……it has to be such a traumatic experience….going through life…..having someone describe you from one racist slur…..I can’t possibly imagine that happening to me…..why would someone just call me “one racial slur”…..when there are so many others…..to choose from……lucky them.
WHAT’S THE MOST COMMON PHENOMENON THAT’S YET TO BE EXPAINED BY SICENCE…..Easy,….where was I before…..I came to where I am now?
A UKRAINIAN OFFICER CAPTURED A RUSSIAN TANK THAT WASN’T WORKING – SO HE CALLED TECH SUPPORT – IN RUSSIA…..And the help line actually helped…..I love this guy…..this Ukrainian tanker with the call sign…. “Kochevnik”…..started running into problems with his captured Russian tank…..he called Uralvagonzavod tech support…..because his tank was falling apart…..so a Russian who gave his name as….Aleksander Anatolevich…..had no idea my man was the enemy….anyway,….he promised to hook Kochevnik up…..and brought up his problem with the design bureau in Nizhny Tagil….and from there he was put in contact with the engine manufacturer in Chelyabinsk…..Kochevnik was just warming up messing with these people…..he got in touch with Andrey Abakumov…..a Uralvagonzavod director……and Abakumov asked him to describe the tank’s problems in detail…..over WhatsApp…..Kochevnik couldn’t take it anymore and busted out laughing…..told them…..he’s Ukrainian…..and hung the phone up.
ONE COUPLE PACKED UP AN RV AND DROVE 1,300 MILES TO GIVE BIRTH IN VIRGINIA TO ESCAPE THE HIGH BLACK MATERNAL MORTALITY RATE IN TEXAS…..The United States has the highest rate of maternal mortality among developed nations…..and these rates are disproportionately higher for Black women…..many Black women cross state lines to give birth…..since they live in places with low healthcare ratings….the place where this woman lives in Texas…..the rate of maternal deaths…..more than doubled from 10.3 per 100,000…..live births in 1999……to 21.9 in 2019…..the United States as a whole….is 32.9 deaths per 100,000…..since 2021….and to avoid becoming a statistic….more and more Black women in Texas….are opting for home births, doulas, midwives and birth assistants.
ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER SAY POLITICS NEEDS A LEADER LIKE DEION SANDERS WHO’S FOCUSED ON “THE BIG PICTURE” OF HOW TO BE NO. 1 AS A COUNTRY…..Ah…..ok…..as a person…..I love the man…..how he spreads love and understanding…..I’m all for it…..and yes, there is something one can learn…..on how he handle’s situations…..being no.1 as a country?…..if it hasn’t happened by now…..unless there is an alien invasion….it’s not happening……Deion or not.
ROBERT PARISH ON WHEN TO RETIRE FROM BASKETBALL….Just in case you don’t know who Robert is…..he played 14 seasons for the Boston Celtics….and also with the Golden State Warriors, Hornets and the Chicago Bulls…..according to him…..this is when you should hang up your sneakers….. “When a player that is not on your level….is giving you the business….and you can’t do shit about it”…..yep, that’s about right.
SOMEONE STOLE DONALD TRUMPS’ TAX RETURNS…..Yep…..and the dog ate my homework……nice try.