……No argument here…..81-year-old Mitch McConnell was recently a prime example to that theory……my man was getting ready to give a speech…..and his brain……literally hit…. “The pause button”……he just shut down……and he was heckled with calls to “retire”…..during a speech at an event in Kentucky…..Dianne Feinstein…..I’ve always loved you….but you’re 90 now…..and recently fell down and busted your ass…..so, maybe you should think about…..fishing? ……and Biden’s another one……let’s go with this idea…..when you hit the retirement age…….retire!
WOMAN CAUGHT SMUGGLING CAPSULES OF COCAINE AT AIRPORT IN A VERY CREATIVE WAY…..Well it must not have been so creative……since she was busted…..oh wait……she was hiding them in her vagina…..golly gee,…..no woman has never thought of doing that before right?……NEXT!
4-DAY SCHOOL WEEK IMPACTS ALMOST 900 SCHOOL DISTRICTS NATIONWIDE…..Oh, those poor babies…..going to school later so they can get a few more hours of sleep……so they will be able to concentrate more in school…..and yes, let’s give these poor suffering children….a 4-day school week…..so life will be easier on them…..kiss my ass…..these kids are spoiled as hell…..bad enough most of them can’t read nor write…..the phone is more of a family member…..than family members…..and the parent ain’t no better…..because the phone is more important than…..family members…..unbelievable how society is giving into the next generation…..I remember my parents kicking in my bedroom door at 7am…..to be at school by 8:10am…..I remember walking a mile home for lunch…..and then walking back to school…..and then walking back home…..I remember going to school…..when snow was damn near up to our necks…..and these spoiled kids…..give me a break……I remember having a conversation about our new technology that’s controlling us…..I said shut it all down…..I was told that would disrupt everything…..I said “GOOD”…..then we would have to go back to…..reading, writing, doing our own research…..and actually talking to a human…..would that be such a bad thing?…..or is a future generation(s)……AI surrogate humans a better idea?…..I used the word “Surrogate”…..to let you know……watching a film called “Surrogates”……might give you an idea….as to what direction the future is heading towards…..aka…..Metaverse.
CHICAGO GIRL 8, RIDING HER SCOOTER SHOT DEAD BY NEIGHBOR UPSET WITH KIDS MAKING NOISE……Kids being kids…..and playing outside…..like kids do….and their playing outside…..upset a neighbor so much…..he ran over from his apartment…..across the street…..and shot her in the head……need I say more…..about gun control?
RUDY GIULIANI PUTS LUXURY MANHATTAN APARTMENT ON THE BLOCK FOR $6.5 MILLION…..Yeah,….Rudy “Da Rat”……is gonna need that cash for lawyer fees……I can’t wait to hear him sing in front of…..da judge.
GRATEFUL DEAD FANS FLOCK TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR ANNUAL “JERRY DAY” CELEBRATION…..That must’ve been a lot of fun…..long live the “Dead-Heads!”
TRUMP INDICTED IN GEORGIA FOR TRYING TO OVERTURN THE 2020 ELECTION…..Great…..good…..cool…..groovy…..now the next good news I want to hear is…..how many years is his sorry butt going to be sitting in prison?…..along with the 18 defendants also charged in this new indictment…..I can’t believe people still believe in him to ruin……sorry, run the country.