……My man….Juan Ponce de León was searching for the wrong thing…..it wasn’t the fountain of youth in Bimini…..it was a couple of jugs of moonshine in Tennessee and Kentucky……since Jim, Jack and I became best friends back in my old college days…..I’m gonna be old as hell!

“FOR 26 YEARS OF MY LIFE, I’VE BEEN MAKING KRAFT MAC & CHEESE INCORRECTLY THIS ENTIER TIME”……Dude,….you want me to believe…..for 26 years….it never popped in your head….to try and make mac & cheese from scratch?….seriously?…..if you’re still happy eating that plastic crap…..I’m glad you finally figure out how to cook…..that plastic crap.

MAJORIE TAYLOR GREENE SHOWS STOLEN NUDE PHOTOS OF HUNTER BIDEN TO CONGRESS…..This broad is seriously mental….and that’s a potential violation of D.C. revenge porn laws….and those photos had nothing to do with the House hearing on his taxes….and then this evil woman asked an IRS whistleblower…..whether Hunter perpetrated sex trafficking crimes….and whether the president’s son…..improperly used his company to write off payments to sex workers…..without any proof of what she was asking……when my girl Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had her time to speak she pointed out….the hypocrisy of “brain damaged lady’s” deranged conspiracy theories about Hunter…..while ignoring the human trafficking investigation into her REICH-publican colleague….Matt Gaetz….. “If the gentlelady from Georgia wanted to follow evidence….we should also take a look at…..hypothetically…..sex trafficking charges against a 17-year-old girl”…..and since the House is controlled by REICH-publicans…..nothing will happen to her…..since the chairman of the committee seemed entertained by this…..disgusting and possibly criminal stunt….and please explain to me….why are they wasting time…..on a non-political figure……who has nothing to do with government…..instead of trying to help the American people…..they were elected to office….to help?

RUSSIAN PRESIDENT TO MISS SOUTH AFRICA SUMMIT AMID ROW OVER POSSIBLE ARREST….Now that’s the smartest decision Vlad’s made in a long time…..if he steps out of his box…..that’s it.

ONE WINNING TICKET SOLD FOR ESTIMATED $1 BILLION POWERBALL JACKPOT IN CALIFORNIA…..And I am very happy for this person…..this is the second time in eight months.….a $1 billion Powerball ticket was sold in Los Angeles County….so, this is what you do….. delete all your social media stuff…..lose your phone numbers…..lay low until you get your passport…..and don’t say anything to anyone…..(you can tell your BFF because he or she’s coming with you)…..until you’re out of the country…..and having a drink on a sandy beach…..on an island with a name…..none of your friends can pronounce…..while you relax there thinking about what you want your future to be like now…..and don’t come back….until you know.

REPUBLICANS JUST MADE IT HARDER TO BE A BLACK TEACHER IN VIRGINIA…..REICH-publicans and anyone else…..who has a problem with people of color are making it harder…..everywhere…..you remember that racist slogan….. “Go Back To Africa”…..right now it doesn’t sound like a bad idea…..just imagine if “WE ALL LEFT AMERICA!”……and “THEY” had to fend for themselves?……exactly!…..if that were possible……then “THEY” would’ve picked their own damn cotton.

CRITICS CALL FLORIDA’S NEW STANDARDS FOR TEACHING AFRICAN AMERICAN HISTORY “INSULTING”…..Well, what did you expect from a state that thinks……banning books is a good thing….Florida’s newly curriculum for teaching Black history…..whitewashes slavery….and other major aspects of the documented Black experience….MaryLynn Magar was appointed to the board just four months ago…..by Gov. Ron DeSantis…..an open opponent of teaching Black history……and the board was kind enough to include…..one Black person on their seven-person panel….And yes, the NAACP definitely has a problem with this…..days before Juneteenth las month…..DeSantis slashed states funds that were reserved for Black history education programs…..W.E.B. Du Bois said back in 1951….. “As it becomes more universally known what Negroes contributed to America in the past…..more must logically be said and taught concerning the future”……tell you what…..if they have a problem teaching Black history…..then let’s teach White history…..I’m sure many people don’t remember what went on…..so I’m gonna help you remember…..just a few things…..Chinese expulsion from Eureka….. Philadelphia, Atlanta, Chester, Norfolk, Detroit, Milwaukee, York, Baltimore, Biloxi, Chicago, Charleston, Cincinnati, Garfield Park, Hurtsboro, Knoxville, Memphis, New York, Omaha, Pittsburgh, Rosewood, Tulsa, race riots…..the lynching of…..Henry Argo, Irving and Herman Arthur, Charles Atkins, William Baker, Will Bell, Bayner Blackwell, Keith Bowen….and too many more to count…..attacks on Native Americans, Asians, Mexicans….anti-immigrant and anti-Catholic violence…..California genocide of Native Americans….there were so many lynching and race riots…..too many to count…..so why not…..if you don’t want people to know our history…..then teach them yours…..because what I just mentioned…..is only the tip of the iceberg…..and Florida…..if you’re still into banning books……then…..

BAN THESE BOOKS……

Snow White…..the prince kisses her without her permission and that’s sexual assault….was she a sex slave to the Seven Dwarfs and kept against her will?…..I’m sure a parent would see it that way

Hansel & Gretel…..premeditated murder……because they came up with a plan to push the witch into the oven and kill her…..after she kidnapped them…..after they decided to destroy private property

Cinderella……child slavery

Goldilocks and the Three Bears…..a simple case of breaking and entering

Three Little Pigs…..Stalking and bullying

Little Red Riding Hood…..A Transgender wolf who feels more comfortable being a woman

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas……oh, you’ll love this one DeSantis…..it’s about Nazis and treating people you dislike like shit

Green Eggs and Ham…..attempting to force someone to eat spoiled food

Romeo & Juliet…..is not a love story…..it’s two teenagers who want to fall in love….but over-bearing parents who hate each other won’t let them…..so they form a suicide pact….while two gangs fight each other……and within three days…..6 teenagers die.