April 5, 2023

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……


Giant rat as big as a cat leaves homeowner too scared to go outside
Unemployed woman spends taxpayers money on $4,500 vacation (she and her baby went on a round the world trip – Australia, Bali, Malaysia, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, Dubai, Turkey, Greece and the Netherlands)
Boston Reverends, Rabbis, Imams gather to offer prayer against snow

Floating strip club’s latest problem: human waste disposal
Kansas may criminalize educators for distributing harmful material, such as The Red Badge of Courage, To Kill a Mockingbird and Huckleberry Finn
Mother hears strange stories about young son’s past life – and finds out that person existed
NYPD using “Road House” movie to teach cops how to be nice
Hungarian village available to rent
Woman who allegedly murdered her first baby has misplaced her second one
Police searching for woman who stole 800 pairs of panties from Victoria Secret
Rapist wants ankle monitor removed because it makes him feels embarrassed
Bus aide stole lunch money, food from preschoolers
Woman arrested for alleged assault with a hamburger and chili
School erected a memorial to one of its pedophile teachers reading “touch us all”
Colorado “pot pregnancies” birthing new generation of crack babies
Billionaire’s wife wants $1 million a month after divorce

Man rode horse into railway station before racially abusing the staff and threatening to whip them with a riding crop
Someone stole an entire house in Oregon
Company bosses slammed for rewarding workers with live pigs as end of the year bonuses
Naked McDonald’s customers storm restaurant and flash their McNuggets as they order
Wilipedia to be beamed into space so aliens can learn about the human race
Obese people to be treated at a zoo because hospital beds are too small
Giant snake knows how to open doors
Single woman who caught 46 wedding bouquets still isn’t married
Pensioner smashes into 10 cars as he tries to leave parking lot
Crook locks himself inside a car he was trying to steal
Scientist seeking test subjects for LSD experiment is inundated with offers from students
United Kingdom to host first phallic festival for men with small penises
Man who tried to have sex with a mailbox is found dead
German Pastafarian seeks recognition for Church of the spaghetti monster
Thieves steal $18,000 in nickels from Florida home

Jerome Clemons burned down his house when his niece refused to make a beer run
Seattle woman knocked unconscious in drive-by egg throwing incident
Woman strips and attacks police naked after her husband is pulled over for drunk driving in China
Sword fight breaks out in Dubai hotel after two men accidently brush shoulders
Pennsylvania mom arrested for drunken driving after allegedly taking son to a orgy
Pat Robertson says aliens are impossible because God just wouldn’t allow it (And this coming from a guy who thinks Yoga makes you speak Hindu)
Woman walked through hotel naked because friends stole her pants
Kid charged with using smart phone to hack school and change his grades
Two bears struggle to find new home because they are alcoholics
Tech company offers night with a porn star for their employee of the year bonus

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