NEW HAMPSHIRE BAKERY ORDERED TO REMOVE MURAL BECAUSE IT DEPICTS PASTRIES…..Am I the only one…..who doesn’t get this?…..anyway,…..

MAFIA KILLER WHO DISSOLVES BODIES IN ACID CAUGHT WORKING AS A PIZZA CHEF……I love Italians……a Mafia hitman hiding out in Saint-Étienne…..and slinging pizzas……..anyway,…..

NFL TO DISCUSS BANNING CONTROVERSIAL TACKLE AND THE PLAYERS ABSOLUTELY HATE IT……Football will get to the point were…..the defense will not be allowed to touch an offensive player…..they want to ban something called a….. “Hip-Drop” tackle…..one that’s associated with ankle and leg injuries…..this tackle was banned by the National Rugby League in Australia…..and because poor little Patrick Mahomes of Kansas City and Tony Pollard of the Cowboys were injured by this type of tackle……now they want to ban it…..to make sure their money-makers are safe……bullshit……you want players to be safe…..stop limiting the amount of equipment they can wear to protect themselves…..does anyone wear knee pads anymore?……those thigh pads…..we have potholders in our kitchen that could protect them better…..hip pads…..forearm pads…….what happened to those?…..and the shoulder pads…..I’ve seen cops on the streets better protected……a condom will protect you better……like I said……whatever…..anyway,…..

TOURIST BOOED, PUNCHED, HIT WITH A STICK AFTER CLIMBING SACRED MEXICAN PYRAMID…..At least this idiot wasn’t an American…..this one was Polish…..anyway,…..

BAN ON MARIJUANA USERS OWNING GUNS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, U.S. JUDGE RULES……The last person you would have to worry about becoming violent…..is a stoner…..unless you eat the last Oreo cookie……or someone sells you a bag of Mexican Dirt weed…..filled with seeds…..anyway,……

MEMPHIS POLICE TAKES TWO WEEKS TO FIRE WHITE OFFICER CAUGHT ON VIDEO SAYING “I HOPE THEY STOMP HIS ASS” DURING TYRE NICHOLS ARREST……And like the beginning of the article stated….. “He was shielded and protected”……while the 5 Black officers faces were posted…..like on the next day……anyway,….

U.S. SHOOTS DOWN CHINESE SPY BALOON OFF CAROLINA COAST……There’s a bunch of “WHY” going on here……this balloon  was floating over the country for days…..China claimed it was a meteorological research vessel……floating over sensitive areas……military ones in Canada and in America to be specific……and China is claiming that the U.S. overreacted…..by downing a civilian aircraft……calling it a serious violation of international practice…….and threatened repercussions…..civilian aircraft?…..are they saying people were hanging out in/on the balloon?……the Chinese Defense Ministry said….. “It reserved the right to use necessary means to deal with similar situation”…..while not mentioning exactly what situation they meant…..I guess that meant….. “You spy on me – I spy on you”……so I’m to believe NORAD of whatever Canada has to prevent attacks…..didn’t see this thing floating across the Pacific Ocean?……and thought…..maybe we should shoot this strange thing floating away from China……down in the middle of the ocean?……was it actually spying…….or doing the CIA spray idea……like when they lit San Francisco up with LSD back in the 60’s…..…..maybe China was testing a new bio-warfare chemical weapon…..or a new virus strain worse than COVID over America?…….Columbia recently released information about a second Chinese balloon floating over Latin America…..and word on the street is……a Chinese spy balloon crossed into the U.S…….three times when Trump was running the country into the ground…..anyway,…..

A TOP SPANISH COURT RULED THAT A MAN HAS THE RIGHT TO WALK AROUND NAKED IN PUBLIC…..Ah,….ok…..I’m dying to know what he’s gonna do…..when winter sets in……anyway,…..

I’M 40 YEARS OLD AND I’VE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND…..And I’m sure there’s a good reason why you don’t…..anyway,…..

ISRAEL AMBASSADOR TO ZANBIA MUGGED ON STREET IN FRONT OF BODYGUARDS……Israel’s Foreign Minister…..Eli Coen said….. “That’s the kind of dangers that our diplomatic staff face”…..true, but admit it Eli……those bodyguards suck at their job……anyway,…..

GIRLFRIEND “STEALS” HER CAR BACK FROM CHEATING BOYFRIEND WHILE HE’S OUT TO LUNCH WITH ANOTHER WOMAN……Yo go girl…..now go home…..pack up all his junk…..text him and tell him…..he better call Tyrone…..and tell him come on…..and help you git yo shit!……anyway,…..