President Obama depicted as rape suspect in Fox Affiliate News graphic error
Hairdresser steals $14,000 from clients, blames her two children
Woman sets fire to the apartment because her boyfriend smoked up all the pot
Vaginal Weightlifting – coming to a gym near you
Congressman says we don’t need education funding because “Socrates trained Plato on a rock”
Wife finds out husband is cheating after the idiot post new wedding photos on Facebook
Christian Group claims Dinosaurs are a lie, wants them extinct from schools
You shouldn’t stiff your mistress out of $100K when you are a multimillionaire and not expect her to tell your wife
Drunk driver crashed, left his arm behind
“Always Available” mechanic closes and leaves customer’s cars on the street
Woman stung by scorpion on flight from Los Angeles to Portland
It’s too cold to protest global warming at Yale
Man who beat cat with a bat falls out the window, gets hit by garbage truck

Suspect falls asleep during mugshot
Ohio cop threatens to arrest journalist for arguing with him on Facebook
Healthy man refused to leave his hospital bed for three years
Two friends dared to eat a hamburger they bought 20 years ago
Bride brutally beaten on her wedding night because her husband couldn’t remove her dress
Florida teacher suspended after filming kindergartner beating other students
Police say landlord shot tenant in the ass over cigarettes
“Guy took my spot – so I put the snow back”
Kindergarten teacher charged after drinking beer in class
Denied sex, woman pulls gun on boyfriend
Punishment for using Facebook in prison: solitary confinement
Mother who had her throat cut by ex-boyfriend ordered to write him letters in prison or face jail time
Woman spends $30,000 to look like Baywatch star Pamela Anderson to please her father
Oklahoma woman accused of biting boyfriend’s dick off after he complained she was “too needy”
Florida man’s obituary list cause of death as an uppercut from Batman
Husband wanted black magic companies to make wife disappear
Giulani: “Obama had a white mother, so I’m not a racist”
Alabama reporter discovers water freezes when it’s cold
Former Missouri school principal charged with dealing heroin
Vanilla Ice is in jail for robbing a foreclosed home in Florida
Woman fatally shoots herself in the head while adjusting bra holster
Bodybuilders looking Online for breast milk
Woman changes her name to ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Zambia’s top prosecutor drops charges of abuse of office against himself, declares himself a free man
City drops plan to put migrants in former Nazi Concentration Camp
Afghan central bank robbed by its own employees, who fled with 81 million Afghanis ($1.4 million)
Morality Police detained a group of young men for dancing at a birthday party
Canadian legislator runs out of the House of Commons during a vote – underpants too tight
Police arrest man enraged by bad haircut
Chinese pedophile sentenced to death asks for a child as his last meal
Break-in suspect attempts to distract police by calling 911
Idaho lawmaker ask if woman can swallow a camera for gynecological exam before medical abortion