……And I’ll start with the……EAGLES/NINERS…..The game would’ve been different if…..the Niner QB didn’t get sacked and hurt his elbow……and the game would’ve been different if……the QB who replaced the QB who hurt his elbow when he was sacked……didn’t have to run for his life because the offense line couldn’t protect him…..and he was finally sacked…..hit his head on the ground…..and had to leave the game…..and the game would’ve been different if…..the QB who left the game because he hurt his elbow…..didn’t have to come in and play….because the QB who played because he hurt his elbow…..had to leave the game because he hit his head on the ground…..and had to leave the game…..and he couldn’t really throw the ball…..because his elbow hurt…..but in all…..it really would not have mattered…..Philly’s offense and defense was destroying the Niners……and this game…..BENGALS/KANSAS CITY…..I said it at the start of the playoffs and I’ll say it again…..they want the Chiefs in the Super Bowl…..because there was a whole bunch of BS going on during that game…..I’ll lead off with…..”THE CLOCK”……now normally when there’s a problem with the clock…..the refs see it…..throw a flag and fix the problem……you don’t let them run a play and then go….. “Oh, my bad!”……let them run another play……and then call a pass interference on the defensive back?…..the NFL Memes site posted a picture of the NFL commissioner speaking on the phone and saying;…… “I don’t care if the Chiefs punt team is already on the field…..just say you blew the 3rd downplay dead……and throw a flag if they don’t convert on the next play”……this shit is fixed……KC plays the weakest team first in the playoffs……and the two teams that could beat them…..face each other?…..I watched the game a second time and focused on the OL…..Joe Thuney……he should’ve been called for holding “EIGHT TIMES”…..and one illegal block in the back……nothing!…..Mahomes last scramble before the Bengals player hit him out of bounds……and blew out his knee…..not one ref threw a flag for holding against KC……so I’ll just assume KC is…..the new New England Patriots…..because they get away with a lot of stuff…….and one more thing…..Tony Romo needs to STFU!…..he talks way too much……I remember saying they should broadcast games without commentators……but my brother pointed out that it wouldn’t be fair to those who are visually-impaired……which is true…..I just hope by next season…..the networks would’ve come up with a button we can push…..to mute them out…..and just listen to the stadium noise.
THE MOST TOUCHING VIDEO OF 2023 SO FAR…..And I cried…..this one comes from Spain……there was a homeless man…..sitting on the steps out on the street…..and he was celebrating the second birthdays of his two dogs…..he bought them a cake…..lit two birthday candles…… put birthday hats on their heads…..and one on his…..sang happy birthday to them in Spanish…..put slices of the cake in front of them…..cut a piece for himself…..and they all ate it together…..I couldn’t help it..….I watched and cried with a smile on my face.
CLIMATE CHANGE IS LEAVING AFRICAN ELEPHANTS DESPERATE FOR WATER…..African elephant numbers have dropped from about 26 million in the 1800’s…..to 415,000 today…..this was largely due to European colonization…..poaching and habitat loss…..and now they face another grave challenge…..climate change is causing droughts in much of Africa….and they will become much longer and more severe……and this damages elephants habitats…..and will deny them the water they need…..due to their unique physiology…..African elephants needs hundreds of liters of water each day to survive…..if this do not change soon…..one of the most iconic animal species…..will soon be listed…..as endangered.
CHINESE BILLIONAIRE HUI KA YAN LOSES 93% OF HIS WEALTH…..Yep, sure did….Hui…..the chairman of China Evergrande Group was once worth $42 billion….now the dudes net worth is…..$3 billion…..and I agree…..he’s filling out unemployment papers next week.
NFL WORLD REACTS TO TOM BRADY’S RUMORED DECISION…..And he is going to take some time off……before making an official decision on his NFL future…..fine, I don’t care what he does in the future…..as long as it doesn’t include his cheating ass…..coming to Raider Nation……and Mark Davis…..the shitty owner of Raider Nation……you’re wondering why opposing fans are filling up the stadium more than Nation fans?……easy answer for that one…..you moved us to Vegas……California is our home…….ticket prices go from the low price of $180.00 to the average price of $499.00…..and that’s not including travel and hotel cost…..you should be glad “ANYBODY” is showing up……I’m Nation diehard…..but I’m not paying those prices for a ticket…..you should’ve built the Death Star in Oakland…..where it belongs!……it still amazes me that owners of NFL teams…..will fire a white coach who had a losing season…..and another NFL team…..will hire a white coach……who had a losing season…..the Oscars aren’t the only thing that’s….. “SO WHITE!”
RADIO SIGNAL FROM 9 BILLION LIGHT-YEARS AWAY FROM EARTH CAPTURED……Don’t panic folks…..I sent that text message a few months ago…..and that’s my alien Über letting me know……it’s coming to get me off this crazy rock.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A railroad worker rescued a racoon that was frozen to the tracks by the hair of its testicles
FLAT EARTHERS: Australia is fake and all Australians are actors paid by NASA
Kim Kardashian gives a speech at Harvard Business School
TSA: A passenger packed a rocket launcher in a checked bag
Lawmakers seek to restrict drag shows and make abortion a homicide
Florida teachers were told to remover books from classroom libraries or risk felony prosecution
Concerning screams led to 911 call that turned out to be two cops in the heat of passion