January 25, 2023

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

Serial killer accidentally kills himself while masturbating with electricity in his cell

A mule wins horse dressage competition the first time he is allowed to participate

Researchers use leaf blower to see how lizards endure storms

A woman in a loveless marriage can’t divorce her husband, court rules

A woman killed her fiancé after arguing about the wedding guest

Police called out to answer reports of excessive farting from granddad’s house

Japanese company wants to lease young women’s armpits as advertising space

Melania Trump will watch any TV channel she wants, says spokeswoman

A teenage burglar wakes up a California couple and ask for their Wi-Fi code

Subway robber orders sandwich and cookies before producing a gun and demanding the cash

Colombian hotel faces criticism for helping a cheating husband hide from his wife

Gay couple claims Alaska Airlines separated them, so a straight couple could sit together

Vegan activists protest North Carolina fishing tournament

British Airways kicked 20 passengers of a flight because the heatwave made the plane too heavy

Good dog finishes Australian half marathon, earns a medal and gets taken to doggie jail

Man ends up in the hospital after being attacked by a cat up a tree

A Colombian drug sniffing dog is so good at its job the Cartels put a price on her head

Thieves stole a baby shark from an aquarium by wrapping it up and made it look like a baby

An Arkansas woman shot and killed her husband over pornography

Idaho prison inmate exploits a tablets software to steal $225,000

“Hot Water Challenge” leaves a teen with second-degree burns

Neighbors call the police 3 times on a little girl selling cookies

A fly single-handedly ruined a domino world record attempt

American Airlines passenger is kicked off a flight after buying a seat for her $30,000 cello

An Amish man in Michigan has started his own horse-and-buggy Uber

A Chinese woman ate a rice ball out of a urinal

Pastor blames California wildfire on the states embrace of LGBTQ rights

Fat tourists leave Greek donkeys crippled

More than 100 goats invaded a Idaho neighborhood and started eating up all the grass

96-year-old survivor of the Holocaust is the vocalist of a Death Metal band

A man dies after slipping in the bathroom and falling onto a toilet brush

Putin names Steven Seagal Goodwill Ambassador to the U.S.

Street artist adds bulletproof vests to stores back-to-school section

8 tourists’ brawl at Rome’s Trevi Fountain over a selfie spot

Evangelist seeks prayer for yoga-practicing Oregon mayor

A Venice café charges two tourist $50 for two cups of coffee and two small bottles of waters

Couple refused to stop having sex in a public park despite several 999 calls

Jeff Sessions assures anti-LGBTQ hate group is not a hate group

A man is facing going to jail after downloading snake porn

The police in Germany rescued a man being chased by a baby squirrel

Army captain goes to war against a wall after a drunk soldier locked him in a toilet for six hours

Scores of registered voters over 116-years-old found in Ohio’s 12th district

An 11-year-old girl was suspected of shoplifting – so the police tased her

A funeral meal left nine people dead and dozens sick in Peru

A Texas man had to pay $8.8 million for seducing another man’s wife

A woman who is in love with a ghost now wants to have babies with him

Pot industry in California hit by wildfires

A woman told the cops she was a thoroughbred white girl to get out of a DUI

Maryland mom tested positive for opiates after eating a poppy seed bagel

Police chief overdoses on drugs stolen from the evidence room

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