…..Law enforcement in America killed at least…..1,176 people…..or about 100 people a month…..last year was the most deadliest year for police violence ever……and I’m sure it will continue to climb in 2023….2021….1,145…..2020…..1,152…..2019…..1,097…..2018…..1,140…..2017…..1,089…..and to quote a woman who lost her sons to a police shooting….. “It never stops!”…..and while I’m still on the subject of gun violence……

VIRGINIA TEACHER INJURED AFTER BEING SHOT IN A CLASSROOM BY A 6-YEAR-OLD STUDENT…..And yes folks, you read it right…..a 6-year-old child…..Nicole came in the kitchen and told me about it…..and she was losing it because she just could not understand stand……why American won’t get their shit together when it comes to gun control…..she said when she was six…..she was probably trying to figure out WTF green grass was…..but the police said the altercation was between the 6-year-old who had a firearm…..and the teacher…..they also said……this was not an accidental shooting…..a 6-year-old…..brings a gun to school and plans to shoot the teacher?…..that’s scary…..two things I would definitely want to know…..where did that gun come from……and the names of this kids parents…..and it’s the same song every time someone brings up the issue of gun control…..there’s no gun control problem……tell that to the attorney who will be representing the 10-year-old…..who shot his mother in the face……because she wouldn’t order new gaming headphones for him…..but it didn’t matter to that kid anyway……because he shot mom in the face…..went online and ordered the headphones anyway……and they arrived the next day…..nope folks……no gun control problem in America!…..a British woman nailed it….. “Guns are the biggest problem in this country…..why is there a six-year-old with a bloody gun?……do something, we got a new Governor now……let’s do something now, let’s change it…..you got a beautiful country, you got beautiful people…..but what’s the problem…..fucking guns!……I’m only here because my husband is in the military…..otherwise, I would not be in this country.”

REP. KATIE PORTER KICKED BACK AND READ “THE SUBTLE ART OF NOT GIVING A F#CK”…..And I love this woman…..because while the REICH-publicans……who came close to throwing punches at each other on the House floor…..could not decide what the hell they wanted to do…..and couldn’t decide which new Klan member they wanted as speaker of the House…..which lets the country know..….who the problem is……when it comes to running the government…..she decided to sit back…..and read one of my favorite books……the bestselling book by Mark Manson is both…..an anti-self-help book that’s also a self-help book…..that preaches the gospel of ignoring things you can’t control…..and focusing on those you can…..the only thing missing was a bottle of wine sitting on a table near her.

EXPERTS FEAR BILLIONAIRES LIKE ELON MUSK AND JEFF BEZOS WILL BECOME IMMORTAL…..Oh trust me…..they gonna die…..and won’t be taking any of that money with them….two things are for sure in life…..taxes and death…..and they’ll be dealing with both of them…..and Death is singing;…..one way or another…..(I’m gonna find ya…..I’m gonna get cha, get, cha, get cha, get cha….)

YOU KNOW THOSE TIK-TAKY-TOK……Videos people always watch…..and most of the time they’re not worth watching…..well my brother Dr. Sawyer posted one…..and I think it was a musician listening to a loop of a song…..and it was a funky loop…..because he was doing that…. “neck-breaking head bob”……and making that….. “damn, this shit is funky face”…..and I was doing the same while I listened to it…..and then I said to myself….. “Wow, I forgot about this song”……Led Zeppelin’s Kashmir…..is now on my phone.

WHY DO BEAVERS BUILD DAMS?……Because they can’t build bridges?…..HTF do I know…..the thing is a big furry rat…..that can chew through a tree……NEXT!

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE: THE FUNNIEST SKETCHES FROM THE 70’s……Besides a few new people popping in and out after the 70’s…..that was the only time the show was funny…..there’s no way in hell…..you could get away with what they got away with nowadays…..so, these are Victor Garrent…..the guy who wrote the article choices…..THE CONEHEADS…..Yeah, it had its moments……THE FESTRUNK BROTHERS (Two Wild and Crazy Guys)…..Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd were funny as hell…..THE LAND SHARK…..Nah……THE BLUES BROTHERS…..Uh….DUH!……THE THING THAT WOULDN’T LEAVE…..Really don’t remember that one…..SAMURAI (The Samurai Futaba)…..Anything John Belushi did was off the charts funny…..and this is one skit proving my point…..no way in hell could you do this one now……but back then…..people weren’t so sensitive to shit…..WEEKEND UPDATE…..Hi, I’m Chevy Chase…..and you’re not…..Jane, you ignorant slut…..and Roseanne Roseannadanna…..NICK THE LOUNGE SINGER…..During my touring days…..I’ve stayed in a few hotels…..with singers like Bill Murray’s character…..THE MR. BILL SHOW…..With Mr. Hand and Sluggo……classic!…….and last and definitely “THE BEST”……THE OLYMPIA CAFÉ…… “CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER”…… “NO COKE! PETSI!”…… “NO FRIES! CHEEPS!”……Dan Aykroyd as George…..cooking the cheeseburgers and sticking his hand in his pants to scratch his ass…..man I miss really good humor!