…….A team of scientists from the university of Auckland in New Zealand…..suggest an average of nearly 5000 microplastic particles settles on every square meter……of Auckland’s rooftops on any given day……this dusting adds up to…..74 metric tons of plastic each year…..the equivalent to about……three million plastic bottles……that amount is much more plastic…..than was recently calculated to be drifting down on…..London, Hamburg and Paris……research on the human lung suggests microplastics are even circulating in our respiratory system……with unknown health effects……at each site, researchers counted remnants of eight different types of airborne plastics……the most dangerous were…..polyethylene (PE)……which is your for making grocery bags and bottles…..polycarbonate (PC)……that’s for medical devices and protective gear……and poly(ethylene terephthalate)……that’s used in foods and beverages……this study was published in Environmental Science & Technology……and it’s worth reading.
ESPN ROBERT GRIFFIN III USES HIGHLY RACIST TERM ON AIR, SAYS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT……When I woke up…..I wasn’t that interested in watching MNF’s Cardinal-Patriots game…..but I did…..the 40 minute version where they just show you play after play…..left to go shopping later…..standing on a crowded super spreader COVID bus…..and I saw this article…..read it and I was like,….. “Did this stupid MF really say this?”…… “People said that Jalen Hurts (Philly Eagles QB) couldn’t get it done, he could not break from the pocket, he’s not the quarterback of the future…..I think he proved all those jigaboos wrong.”…..yep,…..this stupid MF actually said that……ok,….yes it’s a racist term…..he could’ve said “porch-monkey” and that would’ve pissed people off…..was it a slip of the tongue?…..maybe…..hey, don’t get me wrong I’m not taking up for the guy…..and people are going to make this the next big issue…..instead of focusing on Brett Farve……and it’ll pass…..and Black people will….well, we just will……but look on the bright side…..at least one of the White commentators didn’t say it…….can you imagine what would’ve happened if that slip of the tongue……came out of one of their mouths?…..all hell would break loose!
WORLD-RECORD NONUPLETS RETURN HOME TO MALI FROM MOROCCO……I don’t know how mom carried those kids to term…..but one thing is for sure…..mom and dad ain’t never sleep again…..and now would be a great time to text your family members for some help……these babies broke the Guinness World Record for the most children delivered in a single birth to survive……they flew mom…..27-year-old Halima Cissé to Morocco in May 2021 for special care……the babies…..five girls and four boys…..were delivered by Caesarean section at 30 weeks……the girls names are……Kadidia, Fatouma, Hawa, Adama and Oumou……the boys…..Mohammed VI, Oumar, Elhadji and Bah…..to the parents who had to raise twins and triplets…… “SHUT UP!”
HIPPO SWALLOWS 2-YEAR-OLD BOY IN UGANDA BEFORE SPITTING HIM BACK OUT……And the kid lived…..thanks to a man who thought throwing rocks at the hippo might help……and it did…..hippos are responsible for more deaths in sub-Saharan Africa..….than any other wild creature…..like about 500 people per year…..they’re normally found in wetlands, rivers, lakes…..and can be ill-tempered…..like it doesn’t take much to piss them off…..like me in the morning…..before coffee…..a normal adult can weigh between 2,800 to 7,000 pounds…..and grow between 7 to 16 feet……they can open their mouths to an astonishing 150 degrees…..and their bite strength…..is three times greater than that of a lion…..boy does that little kid have a story to tell his grandkids.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Eco-mob’s global protest fails because it was too cold to glue themselves to the German roads when freezing temperatures stopped the adhesive from working
South Sudan president pees on himself on live TV
A woman with unusual strength and claiming to be a God fought multiple police officers
Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi promised a “busload of whores” if his team beats Milan and Juventus
FORMER PROFESSIONAL BOXER SAYS THERE’S “NO PROOF” THAT THE EARTH IS ROUND…..Dudes been clocked way too many times……with a few left and right hooks……anyway,…..
EMPLOYEES PUTS IN THEIR 2 WEEKS NOTICE, BOSS FREAKS OUT SAYING THEY CAN’T LEAVE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE……Now two weeks’ notice is not written in stone……but two weeks is usually the magic number…..one employee was concerned about their boss denying their two week notice…..because they were told by their boss…..they must give a 4-8 week notice instead……ok,…..I’m not sure the workers understand the advantage they have on their employer…..so this is what I would do if I was in their shoes……I’d come to work…..pack a lunch……and sit on my ass…..until it was time for me to punch the clock……and go home……every day…..I would come to work……and not do a damn thing…..until my 4-8 weeks were up……what’s he gonna do……fire me?