Florida teacher claims she lost her job after refusing to give half-credit to students who didn’t turn in their schoolwork
Newly crowned Miss Ukraine yanked of her title after pageant officials discover she is a divorced mom
A drunk IndiGo passenger was kicked off the flight for trying to enter the cockpit to charge his phone
Ax throwing bar was lax about safety rules and liquor control
A Zambian student in China was killed by Chinese Nationals for dating a Chinese woman
Woman unhappy with married life bites off her husband’s tongue during a kiss
New diet to stop cow farts will fight climate change
GOP congressional candidate blames LGBTQ rights on illiterate black heathens
A man was imprisoned for 28-years after a woman dreamed he raped her
Florida porn king is accused of sexually exploiting women
Florida man arrested for trying to buy an 8-year-old girl outside a Walmart
The word “Rape” was spray-painted dozens of times on a local Republican headquarters amid the Kavanaugh controversy
NYPD sergeant says he was passed over for a promotion because of his support for Colin Kaepernick
The baby rhino that bit a Cincinnati Zoo patron is expected to be fined
White mother accidentally sends racist text to her black nanny and then fires her for possibly being offended
Mail carrier leaves mail on the side of a road in New Jersey; quits job
Lonely female shoppers in China can now rent “Shopping Boyfriends” by the hour
Family sued over unpaid electric bills place the blame on their cat
Indiana Universities will teach engineering students that batteries and planes were invented in India thousands of years ago
Florida doctor sells cannabis-infused ice cream
New Jersey train passenger filmed sanding his foot with a power tool
Men in a Thai village paint their fingernails to avoid being attacked by ghost widows
Birds in Minnesota keep crashing into things and the police think it’s because they’re drunk
Lenin is trying to stop Hitler from becoming the Mayor of a Peruvian town
Anyone who doesn’t think politics weren’t involved in the Kavanaugh report “ought to put the bong down”
Melania Trump was greeted by sign saying “Not a shithole country” when she arrived in the African country of Malawi
Someone is stripping and tying people to lamp posts in a Mexican city, and no one knows why
New Zealand couple loses $1,160 after booking a Grand Canyon airplane tour that doesn’t exist
A woman gets jail time for looking through her husband’s phone without his permission
Sugar Baby takes her Sugar Daddy to court after he tries to make her a real girlfriend
Man plunges an 8-inch knife into his own skull, so he could breathe better
Colorado pilot fired and lost his license for unknowingly eating marijuana edibles
San Francisco dubbed the “Doo-Doo” capital of the country
Mini statues of Donald Trump inviting dogs to urinate on them have appeared in Brooklyn
A British couple got drunk and bought the hotel they were honeymooning in
A man lists “used” girlfriend for sale on eBay and is shocked when bids reach $119,000
Vatican’s chief Exorcist warns that Yoga causes “Demonic Possession”
Sexual history survey sent to fifth graders gets complaints
A man divorced his wife after seeing her with another man on Google Street View
Japanese man politely asked to rob a convenience store and then turns himself in shortly after
Air India planes runs into a wall during takeoff and continues to fly for another four hours
U.S. Court rules dreadlock ban during hiring process is legal
Tennessee man, Douglas Ferguson loses his leg when his son ran him over with a lawnmower while he was trying to kill him with a chainsaw
Witches allegedly stole penises and kept them as pets in the Middle Ages