…..The average stripper makes $125K a year…..that’s $500 a day…..$2,400 per week & $9,600 a month…..people with three jobs don’t even make that….man did I pick the wrong major in college.
TENNESSEE FALAFEL SHOP NAMED READER’S DIGEST NICEST PLACE IN AMERICA….Yassin Terou is a Syrian refugee who came to the U.S. seven years ago…..and opened Yassin’s Falafel House in Knoxville, Tennessee…..when you walk into his shop.….there’s one thing you will notice immediately,….a sign saying,….. “Welcome all sizes, all colors, all ages, all sexes, all cultures, all types of religions, all beliefs-all people safe here!”
MAN ARRESTED AFTER POSTING FACEBOOK VIDEO SHOWING HOW TO REMOVE AN ANKLE MONITOR…..And who said Facebook couldn’t be used as a learning portal?….just in case you want to know how.….he used a butter knife and a screwdriver.
UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL LEADER APOLOGIZES FOR SCHOOL’S HISTORY OF SLAVERY…. “As chancellor of the university, I offer my deepest apology for the profound injustices of slavery, our full acknowledgment of the strength of enslaved peoples in the face of their suffering, and our respect and indebtedness to them. And I reaffirm our university’s commitment to facing squarely and working to right the wrongs of history so they’re never again inflicted.”……thank you……Chancellor Carol Folt…..thank you very much…..one thing I love about Germany…..in schools.….they make sure the young know the wrongs their forefathers inflicted on others in the past…..maybe they should introduce this idea back home in our educational system…..you can start with slavery.….but sad to say…..there are many other stories to tell….Jim Crow…Native-Americans…..riots.….land grabs…..nah, that’ll never happen.….so, you’re on your own to find out the truth.
WEST VIRGINIA RESTAURANT CREATES BRAILLE MENU FOR BLIND CUSTOMERS.….Now that should be mandatory.…..globally…..hey, if I can find an English menu in Catania, Sicily…..our nephew Matt should be able to read one in Zurich, Switzerland…..just sayin’…..I don’t know if Zurich has them in restaurants…..but if they don’t..…it’s a good idea…..and if they do…..great!
MELANIA TRUMP THINKS SHE’S THE MOST BULLIED PERSON IN THE WORLD…..Girl please,…..you need to shut the hell up…..most bullied huh?…..well I guess calling Michelle Obama an “Ape” for eight years…..or having your stupid husband’s cult members still scream at Hillary Clinton “LOCK HER UP”…….and the fact that Christine Ford still can’t live in her home because of all the death threats…..is nothing compared to what you’ve had to suffer though when you became what some may call.….not a First Lady……actually I think you’re the third lady…..ask your puritan Christian acting sorry ass husband what number you are…..most bullied……yeah, right……what you’re dealing with is a walk in the park compared to what the other ladies had to deal with……because no one pays attention to you..…unless your husband lets you out of the golden tower…..really girlfriend?…..for you to say you have much more important things to think about than allegations that my husband cheated on me with a porn star, a playmate or anyone else…..makes me realize the only place you’re being bullied…..is in your marriage……when it comes to you……I want to ask my friends a question.….and I want to quote the jacket she wore…..when she took the time out of her busy schedule…..to visit the children locked up in the concentration camps…..sorry, detention camps…. “I REALLY DON’T CARE, DO YOU?”
U.S. BORDER AGENCY SAYS HUNDREDS OF EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN ARRESTED OVER THE PAST 2 YEARS…..They said more than 500 employees of the United States primary border security agency were charged with drug trafficking…..accepting bribes and a bunch of other crimes…..it seems like they’re locking up the wrong people in cages at those detention centers.
KANYE WEST JUST WENT ON A BIZARRE, UNHINGED PRO-TRUMP RANT AT THE WHITE HOUSE…..This man believes what he wants to believe.….you can’t blame a person for having an opinion…..even if those of us with a mind that actually works..…may disagree.….but if you “REALLY” want to understand the ravings of a lunatic mind…..a person who called himself a “crazy motherfucker”…..in front of a bunch of white folks…..said some weird shit about prison reform and mental health…..(a subject I’m sure he can relate to).…..barfed out some B.S. about putting on a MAGA hat makes him feel like Superman.….in front of “STUPID”….. “AND” the press….. “AND” the entire freakin’ world…..in the “WHITE” house oval office,…..now would be a great time to try and understand a lunatic mind…..he spit so much quasi-astral crap……he had “STUPID” reach a point where he couldn’t find the words to comment on Kanye’s rant…..and that’s hard to do…….because he always has some fake news to say…..and people are still saying Kanye is a genius.….no!…..Tesla was a genius…..Kayne is a bowel movement because stupid shit keeps coming out of his mouth…….check out Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update…..his explanation of Kanye says it all…..and the best advice he gave West was.…. “START TAKING YOUR MEDS AGAIN!”……Don Lemon of CNN was right…..that was a minstrel show!……and I agree.….that was some straight up Uncle Tom’s Cabin…Stepin Fetchit shit.
13 DARTMOUTH ORGANIZATIONS FACE HAZING ALLEGATIONS…..Dang “Big D”….five fraternities, three sororities (I was hangin’ at Dartmouth when you didn’t even exist).….three athletic teams, a student organization…..and a program that performs songs and dances for prospective students?……what do they do?…..sing and lure them into the rocks of submission, blindness and stupidity?…..?…..look, I’ve been on the hill…..I know there isn’t much to do in the surrounding areas…..but those Animal House days are over…..gonna have to talk to a few of my “Big D” brothers to find out what the deal is…..because a few years ago…..we were reading the same allegations in the newspapers.