….When people tell me they’re “Spiritual”…..I’m like, “Demons are spirits too”….be more specific.
TRUMP SAYS IVANKA WOULD BE DYNAMITE AS U.N. AMBASSADOR…..And let me guess.…. “STUPID” doesn’t know that would violate 5 U.S. C Section 3110…..which, prevents public officials (like him) from appointing family members (like her) to positions under their control…..but I’m sure he knew that already…..and doesn’t care!
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE…..WEEK 5…..For once I agree with Tom Brady of the NE Patriots….. “Today’s NFL is glorified college football”…..Drew Brees…..if you ever wanted to break the all-time NFL passing record….you did it with class and style…..by throwing a beautiful TD pass…..and yo, my Oakland Raiders…..after five weeks can you still say….. “KHALIL MACK?”……oh, and Marshawn Lynch has to be the “ONLY” person in NFL history……to relive the same nightmare twice….remember, Seattle Seahawks/NE patriots…..super bowl game?..…one-yard line…..give the ball to Lynch and a touchdown right?…..nope……they pass…ball intercepted and New England wins……2018…..ball on the one-yard line…..do they give the ball to Lynch?…..nope…..they pass, balls intercepted and the LA Chargers win….you idiots……someone want to tell me why the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin was fined $25,000 for criticizing the NFL refs because he pointed out the obvious……that the quality of officiating sucks…..and what is up with the kickers…..the one from the Green Bay Packers was probably recently hired by the owner of the greasy spoon diner on a dirt road outside of Waco, Texas…..the same guy who hired the kickers from the Browns and the Vikings.….and the three of them are probably standing side by side and flipping burgers…..and yes the Dallas Cowboys lost again….someone posted a picture of Ray Charles wearing the QB’s jersey, holding a football and it said….. “Dak Prescott checking out the defense”…..that’s cold…..funny but cold.
GUESS WHAT? BLACK PEOPLE “CAIN’T”…..babysit white kids without the cops in Georgia being called on them…..you “CAIN’T” be students because you might be held at gun point because you fit the description of a non-existent person…..you “CAIN’T” be a Lyft driver without having a racist Trump supporter calling the police on you because you don’t want him playing his shitty music in your car….I watched the video of this encounter…..and that dude was a racist ass…..I give it to the driver…..he was calm as hell…I would’ve beat the shit out of that asshole..…and then throw he and his friends out of my car.
THANKS FOR THIS ONE BOB:
TEACHER: Give an example of a business failure due to careless management?
STUDENT: A prostitute getting pregnant
TEACHER: Leave my class!
COLIN POWELL HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.…. “It’s not “We the People” anymore…..it’s more “Me the President”.….the savior for all our strife will be the children.”
THE JAPANESE SAY YOU HAVE THREE FACES:
The first face, you show the world
The second face, you show your family and close friends
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
INVESTIGATORS WANT TO KNOW WHO LEFT AN ALLIGATOR IN LAKE MICHIGAN…..And people in the Netherlands want to know……who left a caged 4-month-old lion cub in a park.
U.S. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO MICROCHIP ALL KIDS “SOONER RATHER THAN LATER”……Oh come on people…..you knew that was going to happen..…eventually,……Sweden’s chipping workers…..the implanting of “ALL” your data onto your arm idea.….has been on the table for years…..I guess you haven’t watched the film Anon huh?…..or read a newspaper to check out what China is up to?…..their surveillance is so tight…..people can’t fart without getting a ticket…..just kidding but this did happen…..a guy was wanted for a robbery hundreds of miles away from where he pulled the job…..and one day he went to a concert…..the cameras picked him out and now his butt is in jail…..if you do anything wrong..…jaywalk…..crime…..etc……a camera will see you and send a fine to your phone…..or the police will swoop on you in a second…..welcome to the next phase…..because this idea is going global.…. “Sooner rather than later!”
FEDS CHARGE FIVE NEW YORK DOCTORS WITH PRESCRIBING 8.5 MILLION OPIOD PILLS….Man that’s a lot of dope…..how much you wanna bet they won’t see any major time in jail…..if they go at all…..but sell a dime bag of weed in Washington Square Park…..and you’ll probably get 15 years in the joint..
SOMEONE WANNA EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?……In 1938, a little Jewish boy was assigned a number in a German concentration camp……in 2018, a little Mexican boy was assigned a number in a United States of America detention center…..you can jump in and explain it to me any time now…..?