…..I agree with Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.…. “This league is going in a direction I think people don’t like. I think they’re getting soft”…..and he’s right..…this is the second time he’s been called for roughing the passer.….and it wasn’t even a hard hit……Williams Hayes tore his ACL trying to avoid a penalty on a sack on the quarterback..….and now he’s out for the season…..and a lot of players are pissed off about the new rule…..so take off the pads…..and play touch football because this is getting ridiculous.….now, my Oakland Raiders…..can you still say…. “KHALIL MACK?”…..because the defense sucks…..and Mr. “Beast-mode” Lynch…..I’m going to start calling you “Bullshit-mode” because you ain’t doing a damn thing…..and Derrick Carr……it seems you’re overrated..….and Gruden…..one more loss and I’m going to think you belong back in the TV booth…..and not on the field coaching…..so if you have a chance to get Kaepernick..….you better get him…..I love to watch the New England Patriots and the Dallas Cowboys lose.….it like Christmas day when I open a present and get the Tonka truck I always wanted…..the LA Rams….I picked them to go far a while ago…..they made great trades and good draft choices…..and what is up with that quarterback kid from the Kansas City Chiefs?…..he’s killing it!…..and the stiff-arm of decade goes to.….Vance McDonald of the Pittsburgh Steelers…..he put his hand in Chris Conte of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers face…..totally destroyed him…..and ran for a 75-yrad touchdown…..it was one of those….. “Get the f..k up off me!”…..anyone notice how many players are already hurt…..and it’s only week 4?
THIS IS WHAT GOP REPUBLICAN SENATORS ARE SAYING…..Lindsey Graham; “Lying to the FBI is not a big event and unless there’s something more about the Ford hearing I’m not going to ruin Judge Kavanaugh’s life over this”……Steve King..… “Kavanaugh allegations amount to character assassination”…..ex Florida House candidate;….. “What boy hasn’t done this? …..Bob Corker….. “I mean I can’t imagine the horror of being accused of something like this.….Orrin Hatch.…. “I think this woman, whoever she is, is mixed up…..Dean Heller….. “We got a little hiccup here with the Kavanaugh nomination, we’ll get through this and we’ll get off to the races”…..Rev. Franklin Graham calls the allegations irrelevant…..am I the only one who notices…..they don’t give a shit about whether her accusations are true or not?…..there isn’t one iota of feeling or understanding for what she may…..or may not have gone through…..even when another woman has now come forward and said he sexually assaulted her during his years at Yale University…..the “RAPE-PUBLICANS” do not care about women…..they don’t…..I keep saying it…..time to do an Iceland ladies…..and take control…..and vote to get rid of this male mentality…..#BelieveSurvivors…… #MeToo…..and when you think it can’t get any stranger…..
KAVANAUGH PLANS TO USE HIGH SCHOOL CALENDERS TO DISPUTE FORD’S ALLEGATION…..I’m so glad I smoke weed…..because that’s the only way to understand this madness.….now this fool could not remember whether he spoke to someone about the Mueller case when he visited the offices of a lawyer……who represents “STUPID” in the “WHITE” house…..and we’re not going to see the hundreds of thousands of documents related to what he worked on during the Bush administration…..because the “RAPE-PUBLICANS” won’t make them available to the senate committee…..but all of a sudden he comes up with a calendar…..sorry, calendars…..from 1982…..and they will help disprove Ms. Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations against him?…..I don’t even remember what the hell I was doing in 1982…..I hope she kept a daily journal…..because hers I would believe…..his was probably drawn up by some “WHITE” house underwriter…..man please!…..but I love this…..
WOMEN WALK OUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN SUPPORT OF KAVANAUGH’S ACCUSERS……At 1p.m on Monday…..Sept. 24th 2018…..supporters of the women who accused this jerk of sexual assault.….walked out of their homes and workplaces…..and do you think the “RAPE-PUBLICIANS” care?……nope…..but an FBI investigation into Brett would be nice right about now…..the National Sex Assault hotline has seen a sharp surge in calls for Kava to go.
IMPEACHING TRUMP WOULD COST MILLIONS…..Like my man Michael said….. “Let me know where to send my mf…ing check!”
I LOVE THIS ONE:….. “Dear algebra, please stop asking us to find your x…..she’s never coming back and don’t ask y.”……here’s another one……
AND THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION.….Why do we put a round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles?
LIQUOR STORE ASSISTANT:
Hey, do you need some help?
Me: Yes, but I decided to come here instead.