…..I swear if Nicole was not sitting in front of me.….when I read this…..I would’ve had to clean beer off of the stove……because I busted out laughing……a laugh that earns the stupid look from your wife…..think about it…..you have to seriously..… “SUCK” at playing soccer/football…..if the owner is willing to sell y’all sorry asses……all 18 of you……for goats.…. “Y’ALL SUCK”…..the owner thinks he can generate more cash by selling goat milk and goat meat……than paying your sorry butts…..he sold the kids for 15,000 Turkish lira ($2,500)..….the whole lot.….you only need eleven guys to play……and the dudes on the bench are worse..….man, “Y’ALL SUCK”…..they didn’t mention which club paid for the players…..someone probably paid the owner just to keep them out of the league..…anyway,…..the new goat guy thinks he can earn at least..…4 to 5,000 a year through this new idea..….damn, that’s more than what he sold the team for…..the long term plan is to have a herd of about 140 goats within the next few years…..and since they’re playing in the worse level of Turkish football..….no help is coming from the government or the football federation….and they’re one of Turkey’s oldest football clubs….founded in 1954….well,…..good luck goats….baaaaaaaa!

A WOMAN RUNNING FOR CONGRESS IN ALASKA HAS NEVER BEEN TO ALASKA….And that explains Sarah Palin……no one knows what in the hell is going on up there.

FORMER TRUMP CAMPAIGN CHIEF PAUL MAMAFORT FOUND GUILTY OF BANK AND TAX FRAUD…..Between Paulie “da money-man” Manafort.….who was found guilty on eight counts…..Michael “da fixer” Cohen…..who copped a plea to eight counts…..with both events happening on the same day…..and “da fixer” ratted out “STUPID” as being part of the Russian plot and under-handed campaign stuff…..and let’s not forget all the other nine million pending indictments…..issued out….since this “Witch Hunt” began…..now all we need are  indictments for…..Jeff “da sap-sucker” Sessions…..Rudy “da goon” Giuliani…..Mike “da pecker” Pence…..and Don “da dumbass” Trump Jr…..so, let the games begin.….this is like watching “The Nurnberg Trials part 2”…..soon all the accused will walk into a courtroom and tell the judge….. “I was only following orders”…..maybe it’s time for “STUPID” and Melania to start looking for a bunker to hide in…..and “STUPID” keeps blaming Obama for all his problems….and yeah, Hillary’s emails keep popping up in his conversations….and when he talks about his wall…..all I can think of is…..John Cougar Mellencamp’s lyrics….. “When the wall, comes tumbling, when walls crumbling crumbling, when the walls, come tumbling tumbling, crumbling crumbling, down – yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!”

TALKS SWIRL AS 69 MASSIVE EARTHQUAKES HIT THE PACIFIC’S RING OF FIRE WITHIN 48 HOURS……You need to listen…..69 earthquakes, 16 tremors of 4.5 or more on the Richter scale.….5 tremors of 4.5 hit Fiji…..one hit north-northeast of Ndoi Island, Fiji.….347.7 miles under the island……53 hit on Sunday..…and 16 more tremors hit on the next day…..affecting Indonesia, Bolivia and Japan…..the good thing is.….none of the quakes reached the west coast…..because it sits on the Cascadia subduction zone.….as if that’s gonna make a bit of difference when the ring decides to burp.….do the history…..1906…..San Francisco.….a 7.9-8.0 hit…..and destroyed 80% of the city and killed 3,000 people…..so that subduction zone ain’t gonna mean diddly-squat!…..the smart people are saying it’s a matter of time…..before the “Big One” hits…..quakes, volcanoes, big holes opening in Siberia, sink holes…..maybe the aliens are coming out of their hiding places…..or this rock is going to receive one geological ass-kicking…..when you think about it…..or not.….every continent on this rock.….is basically the top of a mountain…..remember when they found that lost continent under New Zealand?…..Tahiti, Guam, Bali, Samoa, Japan, Hawaii…..anything that’s an island…..is the top of what’s under the water….all mankind did was move up the mountain……when the rains came.….until we’re where we are now…..just sayin’…..anyway, I would love to see what’s under all that water…..Atlantic, Pacific, Indian Oceans……even the Med…..and there’s a lot of water on this planet…..anyway,…..fracking, drilling. CO2…..yep, we’re killing the planet.….maybe Mother Nature will help us along further up that mountain…..which is running out of space…..a 25,000 mile horseshoe-shaped ring around the Pacific Ocean….where 90% of the world’s earthquakes live…..and over 452 of  Mother Nature’s firecrackers are there.

MORE THAN HALF OF TEENS THINK THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR PHONES…. “THEN GET OFF OF THEM!”…..read a book, talk – verbally with someone…..and it’s not only kids…..the majority of the world pays attention to that thing…..if I had one wish…..I’d love to have the power to shut down everything…..phones, net, anything we depend on…..over the entire world for six months…..and see what people would do.

TRUMP, ALLIES USE MOLLIE TIBBETTS KILLING AS A RALLYING CRY, BUT HER FAMILY IS NOT ON BOARD…..And they shouldn’t be…..where were your allies when Heather Heyer was run down in Charlottesville……where were your allies when Nia Wilson was viciously stabbed to death on a BART train in Oakland, California…..and what about Chicago?…..where are your allies?…..and what’s the first thing “STUPID” does?…..talk about the immigration laws…..come on man,…..Rod Serling  couldn’t come up with stories about what’s going on lately……and the Twilight Zone was out there……the Outer Limits was an acid-trip though…..and I didn’t understand much of it.….even while I was on acid…..anyway,…..immigration…..ah, Heather?……killed by a white American.….Nia?……yep, another white American man…..Chicago?….people just killing people…..gun control.….the NRA has it under control…..and Chicago’s not the only place……people are dropping like chewing gum wrappers when it comes to shootings…..I read somewhere on the net….. “You shouldn’t be so concerned as to what will become of Trump – you should be more concerned as to what our country has become”……and not only America…..try Europe..…or anywhere…..Australia?…..ask Ronnie……we’re violent people now……the world is violent and it doesn’t give a shit anymore.….well, not all of it.….so, “STUPID?”…..this isn’t about immigration…..the man, who killed her…..plain and simple…..he committed a murder…..and my heart goes out to the family…..oh, and BTW,…..you and your allies…..you can kiss it…..to try and capitalize on someone’s grief.….because you think it might promote your flawed immigration plan…..keep on digging the rabbit hole “STUPID”……and say hi from me to The Mad Hatter and Alice when you see them.