…..This story is so sweet…:.police officer Celeste Ayala heard a 6-month-old baby crying:….when the child and her five older siblings were brought to the hospital by social workers:….because their parents are unemployed and drug addicts…:.now Ayala has a 16-month-old child and knew the sound of a hungry child…..and she did what came natural for her and many new moms…:.she fed the child.
WOMAN OFFERS BOYFRIEND HER HAND IN MARRIAGE, A BRAND NEW CAR AND CASH IF HE CAN CONQUER HIS FEAR OF HEIGHTS…..You heard of the Fuxi Mountain Skywalk?……a horseshoe-shaped glass bridge……standing 360 meters above a canyon floor?..::..yeah, that one..….phobia’s can be a bitch……and this dude is seriously afraid of heights……I don’t know if I suffer from one…….but I do hate snakes..….I can’t stand those slimy suckers……you bring one near me, I’m grabbing something and coming out swinging.….and if you’re in the way and get clocked upside your head…..my bad…..anyway,….Xiao Jing, 23 and cut…….wanted to pop the question to her boyfriend of three years…..so this is what she said,..…. “Though I’m happy to have been in love with you for three years and my parents are pushing us to get married, I can’t marry you. You wonder why? You have a weakness that I can’t bear at all – cowardice and a fear of heights! Everything is ready, all you have to do is walk across this bridge and I will marry you.”……kinda harsh and demanding do ‘cha think?……anyway,…..guess what?…..my man Yu gave it his best shot..….even a few of his boys were willing to walk him across the bridge to his future wife..…even tried draggin’ his ass……but as soon as his feet hit the glass…..my boy took off running..…while he screamed at his not-future-wife….. “You’re irresponsible and put our relationship in jeopardy.”…..sad to say:…..baby girl was left holding the cash and a brand new ride…..me personally,….if I were Xiao……I would’ve said..….aight!…..brand new ride.….$14,500 in cash…..I would’ve backed that car up off that bridge……did a U-turn..…and hit the road…..I’ll get over being dumped…..and if it happens again…..it won’t be by him!……just in case you’re wondering about the not happy couple.….yeah, they broke-up.
GUESS WHAT? BLACK PEOPLE “CAIN‘T”…..Apply for a job because their name might sound “too Ghetto”…..you “CAIN’T” kill a man who was attacking your daughter but if you’re a white man, you can murder your pregnant wife and two kids and still be treated with respect.….you “CAIN’T” be a young black kid and talk about someone’s clothes because he bought them from the Goodwill store, because your mother will teach you a lesson in humility, and make you buy yours there…..and the one that really pisses me of is….
BLACK MAN PULLED OVER IN HIS CAR BY RACIST POLICE OFFICERS..… “Why are you pointing your guns at me?”……a cops answer.…. “Because you’re not white!”
VETERAN IS CHOKED, ROUGHED UP AND ARRESTED BY 9 COPS FOR ROLLING A JOINT INSIDE HIS CAR IN A STATE WHERE WEED IS LEGAL….I’m gonna guess these 9 cops..…didn’t get the memo.
FLORIDA NO LONGER HAS THE WORST DRIVERS IN THE NATION….Finally, the “Stupid Study People” got one right….because it has to be New Jersey at the top spot….y’all can’t drive worth a damn!
A SIGN AT AN EXXON GAS STATION…. “Free gas any day Trump doesn’t say something stupid.”
FERRARI-DRIVING 137 mph IOWA SPEEDER HAD THE WORSE EXCUSE….She told the officer she was going only 100 mph…..the cop told her….. “Not a great idea to drive this fast in the rain”…..and issued a $335 ticket…..I still don’t understand why anyone would buy a Ferrari in America…..or any top of the line Benz, BMW, Aston…..WHY??……you can’t drive it.….or yeah, you can but to its full potential…..no!…..what you need to do is move to Germany…..I guarantee….if you’re doing 137 mph…..someone will blow right past you…..and you can zip through the roads in the Black Forrest Mountain range……just make sure you don’t zip your butt off a cliff.
A HEART DISEASE-CAUSING PARASITE IS STARTING TO INFILTRATE AMERICA….Yeah, we know.….and they carry Tiki torches…..but I wanna tell you about another parasite…..now this disease is commonly transmitted in the feces of a bloodsucking insect found in…..South America, Mexico and Central America…..and so far this thing has infected over 300,000 people.….Trypanosoma cruzi…that’s the name of the bug…..dwells in the poop of the Triatomine bugs…..which is aka..…the kissing bug.….great, kissing cousins…..and for the past 40 years..….my man “Try” has been creeping towards North America.….anybody wanna bet….. “STUPID” will blame this on Mexico?…..this tick is serious though..…it causes heart failure…..and the map I’m looking at.….that shows infected area…..stretches from the top of California……straight across the states to Pennsylvania…..all the states under them have signs of infection…..they’re not sure about Jersey and West Virginia….take care y’all…..weird stuff keeps popping up every day.