…..A ticket was sold in California to one winner…..it’s the world’s largest-ever lottery prize according to lottery officials…..well, whomever you are…..congrads……and change your phone number get off Facebook…..delete everything…..and slowly tell people you got a new job and you have to relocate…..off-world…..$2 billion……and here I am hoping Nicole and I wake-up and…..we won $120 million.

RUSSIAN ENEMIES OF KREMLIN MEET TO PLOT VIOLENT “ELIMINATION” OF PUTIN……And these dumbasses…..who met in secret…..in Poland…..to plot this idea…..were actually dumb enough……to let the press…..print their names in the newspapers…..how stupid can you be?……I’ll give them a week……before a few of them might get jabbed with a poison umbrella…..or accidentally fall out of……a window……one article said the plotters are thinking about two different ways to get rid of him…..either through a civil war…..or a F..king hammer to his head…..and Vlad…..you seriously need to end that mess in Ukraine because……

UNIT OF 500 MOBILIZED RUSSIANS WERE WIPED OUT…….500 untrained reserve soldiers…..called up from the Voronezh region were sent to the Ukraine front lines in Luhansk…..and they were wiped out by Ukrainian soldiers……so far only 31 members managed to survive the battle…..and those who were lucky enough to not get killed…..are said to be hiding in abandoned buildings in a neighboring village…..and calling their relatives…..seeking help to get the hell out of Ukraine…..when the shelling began…..the officers immediately ran away……once the helicopters located them…..they became sitting ducks with nothing to protect them from the onslaught……78,000 dead…..and counting!

FANS IN QATAR WILL HAVE TO PAY 240 AND 80 FOR A BEER TO WATCH THE WORLD CUP IN HOTEL BARS…..That’s in English pounds…..Champion Sports Bar in the Marriott Hotel in Doha……is charging fans 1,000 riyals (240) to watch the semi-finals and final games…..which include a three-drink voucher for bottles of…..and get this….Budweiser or Corona beer….or a glass of house wine…..this is crazy……you can’t nurse or drink your drink slowly……because if you want to watch the next game……they’re gonna charge you another 200 to watch it……and that’s not the only bar having a cover charge to get in and watch the games……and some people traveling to see the games……will be staying in desert camps for a hundred pounds a night……or in neighboring countries……due to the lack of affordable accommodations in Doha…..and homophobic Qatar FIFA World Cup ambassador and former footballer…….Khalid Salman said…… “Homosexuality is damage in the mind”……and warned gay visitors to accepts our rules……I’ve been saying it way before the games were to begin……stay home.

NIKKI HALEY SAYS SEN. RAPHAEL WARNOCK – A BLACK AMERICAN PASTOR SHOULD BE DEPORTED……A perfect example proving to the world…..that racism can be stupid……now our girl Nikki…..how, which is beyond my understanding……used to be the governor of South Carolina……ok, that I get…..that’s where the won’t come out of the closet idiot…..Lindsey Graham is from…..and thanks to “STUPID” while he was ruining the country playing president……she was the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations……a building filled with people from around the world…..who never get shit done……now Warnock is running for a seat in D.C. against our new and favorite waste of an orgasm…..Herschel Walker……the now poster boy for brain damage after surviving a football career…..and not to mention he has the same I.Q……as a chewed piece of chewing gum…..and I’m sure…..both Johnny Walker’s……Red and Black……are denying any relations to this idiot……anyway,…..so Nikki…..what country should we deport him to?…..wait, what about…..GEORGIA!…..trust me, she doesn’t know about the other Georgia…..even if she did…..she didn’t learn that at the U.N……dude was born in Georgia…..his dad served in the U.S. Army in World War II……and he’s currently serving in the U.S. Senate.….and now you want to run the….. “Go Back to Africa” chant?……why don’t you go back to the cave of what is now called Europe that your ancestors crawled out of?

MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING A BEER CAN AT TED CRUZ DURING ASTROS PARADE…..This was during the Astro’s World Series victory parade…..if ever there was a person I’d buy a beer…..it’s that guy…..I loved the middle finger welcome he received…..when he thought catching a New York Yankees game in the Bronx…..was a good idea…..he’s lucky he only received a finger…..you see folks…..New Yorkers can be nice…..to assholes.

POLITICAL VIOLENCE…..is increasing…..and it’s becoming inherently more dangerous…..to speak the truth……I wish I’d come up with this…..but Tiffany Cross said it first……who had a show on MSNBC called “The Cross Connection”…..until last Friday…..because she became a target of attacks from Fox News…..and that crap for brains…..Tucker Carlson…..if anyone should be cancelled…..it’s him and that entire….. “FAKE NEWS” network.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……

A report from Volgograd, Russia says 200,000 people have been drowning in feces for a week due to sewers eruptions

A man getting intimate with his partner in a nightclub stall attacks the cleaner who interrupted them