……What is it what rapper’s being shot lately…..isn’t he the third one in about three weeks?…..is their music that bad or what?
FRENCH BANK ROBBER REDOINE FAID BREAKS FREE FROM JAIL IN DRAMATIC HELICOPTER ESCAPE….Now that is some serious movie stuff..….three of his boyz showed up….armed to the teeth……landed in the prison courtyard……and busted him out…and this is the second time he’s pulled this off..…in 2013 he became the country’s most-wanted criminal…..after he blasted his way out of another prison….using dynamite…..took four wardens hostage..…and six weeks later he was captured in a cheap hotel….and he was serving a 25-year stint for a 2010 van robbery…..that killed a 26-year-old policewoman..…why don’t they just put him in solitary and be done with him?
DONALD TRUMP GETS PRANK CALL ON AIR FORCE ONE….The entire “WHITE” house is a circus….how can they all be so stupid….and how is that even possible….so what does he do…because someone made him look like a complete fool?…..he sic’s the Secret Service on him…..and one more thing….your wife is an idiot….not only because she married you…but you don’t go to a migrant center…filled with kids who were snatched away from their parents and say…. “How are you?”
TO AVOID ELECTING A NAZI, TED CRUZ WOULD RATHER ILLINOIS VOTE DEMOCRAT….Now that is the smartest thing that grown-up Eddie Munster look-a-like has said since he’s been in office.
WOMAN FALLS THROUGH CEILING IN BOTCHED ATTEMPT TO EVADE POLICE IN CANADA….Have you seen this video…it’s posted all over the net….I think first, she was in the storeroom…trying to duck the cops…and thought it might be a good idea to go up into the crawl space and hide from them….about ten seconds later….she had a crash course in science 101…found out gravity works…fell through the ceiling and busted her ass on the candy display….sorry, but it’s funny to watch.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II: NEW BOOK DETAILS MONARCH’S HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE….Ok,…that is one book I definitely don’t need to read….I don’t even want to picture it…..NEXT!
TRAFFIC DEATHS FALL 10 PERCENT IN NEVADA THROUGH FIRST 11 MONTHS OF LEGAL RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA….Great to hear….but I bet you drunk driving deaths are still on the rise.
SHARK DRAGS WOMAN INTO CROCODILE-INFESTED WATERS IN AUSTRALIA….That’s what you get for trying to feed a shark with your hand….idiot!
TOP DEMOCRATIC SENATOR BUCKS CALLS TO ABOLISH ICE: “WE ARE ALWAYS GOING TO NEED IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT”…..True….I agree with you…..just not the ones who are in charge of doing the enforcing now!…..and while many American’s took to the streets to let ICE and those in charge of ICE….know how they felt about their tactics….the best protest sign was..… “Abolish ICE – not ICE CAPS!”…..and while you’re at it…..Raphael Sanchez..…who was the former chief counsel ICE lawyer is getting ready to going to prison..…for stealing immigrants identities…..I hope he catches all kinds of hell….and rots there.