…..It’s nice to know Mongolia can join the rest of the world…..when it comes to some men being afraid of strong, independent women.
WESTWORLD SEASON 2’S INSANE FINALE: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?….Good question….I haven’t watched it yet…..because I’m still trying to figure out….what the hell happened at the end of season 1.
JOHNNY DEPP DISPUTES CLAIM THAT HE SPENT $30K A MONTH ON WINE, SAYS HE SPENT WAY MORE….Now I love me some wine….but I know there’s no way in hell I could drink that much in a month….Nicole wouldn’t have to kill me for wasting that much cash….I’d die from alcohol poisoning.
PORTLAND RESTAURANT USING RECEIPTS TO SEND MESSAGE ABOUT IMMIGRANTS….I don’t know if I would eat there because of the name….but I like the owners….River Pig Saloon in Portland added a message on the receipts of their patrons…. “Immigrants make America great – they also cooked your food!”
WHY WHITE PEOPLE CALLED THE AUTHORITIES THIS WEEK….And I am not making this shit up…..it was printed in The New Yorker….
Hello ICE?…..the person sitting on a park bench across from me just got a tan
Can you believe that these Puerto Ricans think they can enter the United States whenever they want, simply because they have U.S. passports?
I just saw a black person buy pounds of crack in a grocery store in a sack labeled “flour”
Those brown people keep walking down the street like they’re allowed be on a public sidewalk
That Mexican-Arab native person is chewing an egg-salad sandwich like a terrorist
Black people are barbecuing all over there. Isn’t it illegal for black people to cook meat outside?
As we all know, it’s illegal for black people to buy art.
Yeah, he does look exactly like the baby he’s pushing in the stroller, but black people kidnap babies who look just like them every day.
I am one hundred percent sure that this black person is tying her shoes in a suspicious way.
I just saw a brown person illegally cross the border from Vermont into New Hampshire
Help! A minority just glared at my dog
Yes, I called five minutes ago, but the black person is still breathing
There’s a black person in my yoga class and she’s stealing my moves
NEW HELMET RULE COULD MAKE NFL UNRECOGNIZABLE……This helmet thing is getting out of hand…..ok, if someone “DOES” target a receiver, running back or a QB…..then yeah, throw the flag.….but if an offense player is running down the field….sees a defensive player getting ready to hit him…..and dips his head to prepare for impact…..you’re going to throw a flag on him?……really?…..that’s the dumbest shit ever…..that’s a natural reaction……and you’re worried because people don’t want to watch anymore……because of them protesting about the racism existing against a race of American citizens…..keep changing the rules……because sooner or later….the game we love..…won’t even exist anymore……Cam Newton..…runs 20-yards.….dips for impact…and he gets a flag?….give me a freakin’ break.
DEATH THREAT FORCES REP. MAXINE WATERS TO CANCEL EVENTS IN TEXAS AND ALABAMA…..A clear case of free speech is only for the elite….she should’ve gone anyway….don’t back down Auntie Maxine….no one should back down!
KATE MIDDLETON COULD BE SHOWING SIGNS THAT SHE’S PREGNANT WITH BABY #4…..Good lord….didn’t she just spit one of those things out a few months ago…..Prince William needs to get up off that woman and give her a break.
SUSPECT IN MARYLAND NEWSPAPER TO APPEAR ON 5 MURDER CHARGES……Well Trump…..you’re getting your wish……now people are killing reporters over what you have been calling “fake news”.….well guess what..…what he did……isn’t fake news….maybe one day..…someone might pay a visit to Fox News…..and yes, we all know you won’t Tweet about such a horrible and senseless killing…..and here’s the sick part….when we found out the killer was arrested…..the majority of the population knew he was white…..wanna know why?…… “BECAUSE HE LIVED!”……and that dipshit of what some call a president called the press…… “the enemy of the people”…….this dipshit decided to kill 5 innocent people……and what did Stupid do when the press asked him about it?….he ignored them..….and walked away!