….Must include…..one of the following……..The Isley Brothers…..Ohio Players…..Grand Funk Railroad…..Rick James…..P-Funk….Luther Vandross.….Rufus & Chaka Khan…..James Brown……Carol King….Heatwave…..Graham Central Station….Frank Zappa…..Earth Wind and Fire….Barry White….Fania All-Stars.….Curtis Mayfield..…Steely Dan……Tower of Power.….Isaac Hayes…..Bobby Womack.….Brass Construction…..Deodato…..Midnight Star…..Marvin Gaye….Three Dog Night…..The Temptations…..Eagles…. or the O’ Jays…..that’ll get you to work in a good mood!
MISSOURI MAN ARRESTED AFTER TELLING WAITRESS HE WANTED TO SHOW HER
WHERE HE HUNG HER GRANDPA……Now my parents raised me right…..but right does not apply here…..I would’ve smile at him and said;…. “I’ll be right back sir”……and walk in the kitchen…..grab one of those black iron pans.….you know…..the ones good for frying chicken?…..and then I would calmly walk back into the restaurant……and swing for the fence…..I would’ve hit him so hard upside his head with that skillet…..you would’ve heard the crack.
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST GEORGE ZIMMERMAN…..This guy has more luck than the Irish.
ARMY DID SECRET CHEMICAL TESTING IN POOR ST. LOUIS NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE 1950’S….The Army used motorized blowers atop a low income high-rise…..schools…..and from the back of station wagons to send a potentially dangerous compound into the black areas of St. Louis.….the material being sprayed was.….zinc cadmium sulfide…..sociology professor Lisa Martino-Taylor’s research has raised the possibility..….that the Army performed radiation testing by mixing radioactive particles with the zinc cadmium sulfide.….Doris Spates didn’t know that on her roof.….the Army was intentionally spewing hundreds of pounds in the air.….3 months after her birth….her father died.….4 of her siblings succumbed to cancer…..it is known that huge doses of cadmium over a long period of exposure could cause bone and kidney problems….and lung problems…..sad to say but stand in line.….behind the Tuskegee Syphilis experiment…..spraying San Francisco coastline with LSD.….atomic testing with soldiers…..Manhattan Atomic project…..The Pellagra Incident…..Chemical Warfare Services….Program “F” (Fluoride)…..Joint Army-Navy. CIA experiments were conducted in which tens of thousands of people in New York and San Francisco were exposed to airborne germs Serratia marcescens and Bacillus glogogii…..to name a few.
SUPER BOWL XLIX: SEATTLE/NEW ENGLAND…..Seattle…..you’re kidding me right?……Lynch makes a great catch to move the ball…..my man on the other side of the field makes a really great catch to move the ball…..so,….we’re yards away from the end zone……20 and some change seconds on the clock…..one time out left….and Beast-mode in the back field…… “AND YOU CALL A FREAKING PASS PLAY?”…..REALLY??…..that is being called…. “the worst call in the history of Super Bowls”…..the ball was on the one-yard line…… “AND YOU CALL A FREAKING PASS PLAY???”…..with Beast-mode in the backfield??….Oh,….so you want us to believe….Pete,…..that you were scared to run against their goal line defense?…… “WE HAVE BEAST-MODE DAMMIT!!!!”.…..and you want us to believe your excuse is you couldn’t run three potential plays with only one timeout and 25 seconds?…..seriously?…..Tom Brady could…..Aaron Rogers could……Manning could….Luck could….my man from the Ravens could….run one….don’t work…..time out…..then try a pass…..give me a break!…… NEW ENGLAND…..Hey,….Tom’s a great QB…..but the short passing down the field thing….is pretty boring….especially since you can throw the ball out of the stadium….. RICHARD SHERMAN…..is no question…..the best DB in the league…..it must’ve been nice to do nothing the entire season…..and get paid…..you throw near him…..pick…..or a knockdown….you might get lucky once in a while but…..HALFTIME ENTERTAINMENT…..I think the offensive coaches of Seattle came up with this call too…..Katy Perry……over Missy Elliot and Lenny Kravitz right?……really?
MUMMIFIED 200-YEAR-OLD MONK “NOT” DEAD BUT IN A VERY DEEP MEDITATION…..Really?…..boy is he going to be shocked at the world…..when he wakes up to use the bathroom.
LANCE ARMSTRONG CHARGED BY POLICE AFTER LETTING GIRLFRIEND TAKE BLAME FOR CAR ACCIDENT…..I don’t get it……didn’t he admit to doping?…..and never set a foot in jail……but Marion Jones admits it…..and she gets 6 months?…..drunk driving…..hit two cars…..lets his girlfriend take the blame…..lied to the cops……I really want to see where this is going.
KYLIE JENNER IS A TOTALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE BLONDE NOW……Now see….here is a perfect example of a reporter…..letting you know right up front…. “do not believe anything I say”….because if she is….. “totally unrecognizable”…..well then how in the heck did you recognize her?