HERE’S THE THING…..if a 10-year-old can’t sit in the front seat of a car…..then maybe you shouldn’t be requiring her…..to become a mother
SADLY,…..the people working hardest to keep books from their children…..are the ones whose children need books the most
WITH THE RISE OF SELF-DRIVING VEHICLES…..it’s only a matter of time…..until there’s a country song…..where the guys truck leaves him
WHEN STUPIDITY…..is considered patriotism……it is unsafe to be intelligent
CAN WE STILL ORDER BLACK COFFEE????……are Brownies being taken off the selves?……is White Castle changing its name?……I’m sure Cracker Barrel is screwed…..can we still play Chinese Checkers…..is it still called an Indian burn…..no more Italian sausages?…..how far do you want to go on with this foolishness?
I FORGAVE PEOPLE…..I shoulda smacked the shit out of
I’VE JUST RELEASED MY OWN FRAGRANCE…..nobody in the car seemed to like it
MY BANK HAS JUST INFORMED ME…..that Facebook friends can not be used as…..references for a car loan…..you guys are useless
SO YOU WANT PRAYER IN SCHOOL NOW?……does that count for any religion…..or just yours?……because we all know you would lose your damn minds…..if a Muslim teacher…..led your kids in prayer to Allah
I’M VACCINATED…..but still wearing a my mask……cause I got trust issues…..and some of y’all nasty
MY GOAL IN LIFE…..is to piss off at least one person a day…..so far.….I’m about 4 years ahead of schedule
GOP: Unseal the warrant!!!
DOJ: Ok
GOP; Wait, no!
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU START DATING……a lot of people ain’t looking for love…..they’re looking for help
DEAR GOD (A child praying)…….please send clothes to those poor ladies…..on daddy’s computer
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME….. “You’re going to regret that in the morning”…..I sleep until noon…..because I’m a problem solver
A BROKEN SOCIETY…..is one that has more prisons than schools…..and more police than teachers
EVERYONE WHO REMEMBERS HIS OWN EDUCATION…..remembers teachers…..not methods and techniques…..the teacher is the heart of the educational system
WELCOME TO SOCIAL MEDIA……a person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly
PEOPLE THINK…..I go out of my way to piss them off…..trust me…..it’s not out of my way at all
IT’S EASIER…..to stay awake till 6 AM…..than to wake up at 6 AM
THE BIBLE BELT IS ALSO……The Divorce Belt…..The Teen Pregnancy Belt…..The Obesity Belt…..The Homicide Belt…..The Poverty Belt…..The Smoker’s Belt…..The Infant Death Belt…..The Low Life Expectancy Belt
AND MY FAVORITE…..
The ivory gods…..and the ebony gods…..and the gods of diamond and jade…..sit silently on their temple shelves…..while the people are afraid…..yet the ivory gods…..and the ebony gods…..and the gods of diamonds and jade…..are only silly puppets…..that the people themselves have made……(Langston Hughes)